I am not even going to start making comebacks on a forum. I am not just going to go there.
I dont talk bullshit, what exactly have I said that is bullshit? Dont take up this topic saying it, PM me please, I would love to read it.
UFC is mixed martial arts really, not just one. It does give you disipline and so on but it is also a fighting sport, it isn't just as popular to watch at what boxing is. My old instructor is wanting to get grappling into the olympics, link about his article, Link He says there that grappling needs to become more popular, shows that not all Martial Arts are known/not very popular.
lol, I was only saying that I thought people 6ft and over normally weigh over 11 stone, thats all.
Not really, UFC for example isn't really show fighting, I have a DVD where in one fight they blood stain the octagon. Some martial arts are like show sports but then you get some other martial arts that ain't for show.
How old is that kid. Who would be at greater risk of dying first, the kid smoking or the extremely overweight kid?
I do remember someone who tried to kill off a cat who kept on going in his garden and messing around in there, so one day he put a bowl out for the cat, but not filled with water, filled with petrol. The cat drank it went running down the street and just dropped, the cat ran out of petrol. I think I should put that in the bad jokes thread lol.
She should be fine, the seat height from the floor is 77cm/770mm, so as long as her legs are that long she should be able to touch the floor. I could fit on a 1000cc and touch the floor on my toes about 8months ago when I would of been about 5ft2" and a 50 is much smaller so she should be fine.
Shouldn't you be about 11 or 12 stone? I am about 5ft6" and I weigh just over 9 stone.
Shouldn't you be about 11 or 12 stone? I am about 5ft6" and I weigh just over 9 stone.
Which one? the shar-pei chinese fighting dog or the lab which could kill you buy licking you to death, lol.
I once saw a Jack Russel kill a rottweiler, got stuck in its throat. Bad joke lol. This thread has came right off topic.
I didn't mean I could because my Dad can. It was just to show some people will have a go to fend off someone with a knife, my Dad though is physically very strong(not as strong as he used to be though, he's an old git now lol), a lot stronger then the average Joe, so the chances of the average Joe coming out on top is most unlikely. I would to be able to fend off someone with a knife, but wouldn't anyone.
The FIA haven't backed down to Ferrari, http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/71797
You can get the better of someone who has a knife, as long as you have the strength and a decent punch. My dad has had one pulled out on him twice and both times he has knocked the bloke with the knife.
I hope I will never be in the situation where I get a knife pulled out on me.
My opinion is that people who use weapons to fight one on one other than those weapons you are born with are pussy's. I would love to say to someone who pulls out a knife drop that and fight like a man and see if they walk away or try fighting without the knife, I reckon they would walk away. People who carry knifes are proberly scared themselves so they carry one to make them feel bigger then everyone else. You most likely wouldn't have the time to do that though, you would have to hit them straight away and run.
Do they do IOU's? I wouldn't know, wouldn't touch one. They should rename Red Light Districts, Aids'R'Us lol.
I haven't done that much, I done motorcross when I was 5 and stopped when I was 8. And when I was 11 I took up Mixed Martial Arts, but at the moment I cant do it but I am in talks with my instructors to see if I will be able to do it again as I could make my pelvis worse.
Maybe if you are only learning one martial arts but when you learn a few you pick up on the techniques, it may not come second nature to you sometimes but you just remember what to do in certain situations. Best thing to normally do is walk away if they try to confront you, had that last week at school, lad tried having a pop just laughed and walked off and just said ok have a nice day then. Gets to them more as they are trying to make you turn when in fact you piss them off with just laughing at them, and 9 time out of 10 they just walk off but some people will still carry on, you just say something for them to hit you first and then just hit them back and make them go slightly dizzy and walk off.
Maybe if you are only learning one martial arts but when you learn a few you pick up on the techniques, it may not come second nature to you sometimes but you just remember what to do in certain situations. Best thing to normally do is walk away if they try to confront you, had that last week at school, lad tried having a pop just laughed and walked off and just said ok have a nice day then. Gets to them more as they are trying to make you turn when in fact you piss them off with just laughing at them, and 9 time out of 10 they just walk off but some people will still carry on, you just say something for them to hit you first and then just hit them back and make them go slightly dizzy and walk off.
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Go down to your nearest Red Light District, might catch something but at least it may calm you down or just resort to a 5 finger widow, or just sit on your hand wait for it to go dead and it will feel like someone else is doing it lol
The thread is getting a little worrying to see what you people are actually searching, just go and watch some lesbo porn lol.If they pull a knife you just hit them as hard as possible and then run, simple really. I dont know shit, strange seeings that I used to do Martial Arts which made me see why fighting on the streets is wrong and should only be done in controlled environments where their are rules and disipline/respect.
Bloody hell, some of you need to go and buy a porn mag or get laid lol.
Ok, if you say so. When you actually know what moves to use to defend yourself they wont keep coming back, there are slight little moves which can cause them pain without leaving a mark on them. If it comes to it you just strike them with the side of your hand to the neck. Street fighting gets you know where accept a lot of fines from the police, and dont say it doesnt, I know for a fact it does.
I dont smoke because I think it makes you look cool, I smoke because I just started one day, I could give up tomorrow but I chose not to, I think it also calms you down.
Ok, so you think defending yourself is staying there and beating the attacker up? A good way to normally defend yourself is to give them a small hit to the face or stomach and put them to the floor in one move without hitting them and get away from the attacker, you dont stay there and beat them up.
Seems like I was right. My Dad doesnt like Bulmers like that either but he likes Magners. Magners is the nicest cider imo, anyone who says strongbow is nice must be a chav as me and my mates class it as a chavs drink because you only ever seem to see chavs drinking it.
Also look what the question says 'Is Magners the Same as Bulmers in Ireland?' Doesnt say it is the same in the UK does it.
Ok, fighting makes you such a big person doesn't it. He proberly didn't get any charges put on him because your mate may not have had a mark on him, do you actually know the meaning of self defense, you can put someone in hospital if they hit you and call it self defense, there are guidelines to what people class self defense.
Be my guess and state my address then.
Ok if you say so, I am not the type of person the police would even bother with, they would go and talk to the people who are on street corners actually causing trouble. I dont talk like I have been drinking for years, i just stated my two favourite alcholic drinks. If you know where I live please state my address.
Why is it when I said something with the word gay in it you have to look for something gay, it must intrest you. You will find there is a drink company who make cider called Gaymers http://www.creativematch.co.uk/Images/gaymer300.jpg
Dougie, aint we just going to get along just fine if you join the team I am part of, Storm Racing.
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