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Velociround
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Quote from BlueFlame :Why hate a Tapir?

JIZZ

Jizz In.... ZOMG, Zebras!

BUMP
Velociround
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Quote from BlueFlame :UAZ's race forever eternally.

MIBN

Mr Isaac Buys Nothing

WHAT <<
Velociround
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Quote from zeugnimod :ROFL IMO, TBH. IBTL, BTW. abc

Racing On Friday Leads, In My Opinion, To Be Horrible. In Beginning Tends Lovely, But Then Weird.

(it's against good grammar and lacks some necessary words, but I can't seem to get it anything better).

NOW, KEEP 'EM COMING! (<- yes, these are the letters, make a phrase with it, you don't need to use the same punctuation though)
Velociround
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Quote from logitekg25 :that was a good 1...would have been better if i knew what steam was

It's a program that comes with online store for you to purchase games, and allows you to keep all of your games in a single place (even if you didn't purchase it from Steam). When you purchase a game, the game is immediately put in your games list and you can play it. Steam automatically updates all games with the newest patches, keep them defragmented for best performance, and allows you to make CD/DVD/pendrive/external HDD backups, so you can install then on any computer, or you can download them again as many times as you want. You can play all of your games from any computer you want, it just needs to have Steam installed, then you log in and play. It's very efficient, and some people love it, it has plenty of features, such as: online chatting in-game (you can add friends, call them to join your server from Steam, multi-chatting with microphone, etc), internet web browser in-game, etc.

Although in its beginning (right when it was created) the program had a few problems and some people got mad about it, all of them have been fixed, yet some people still insist in believing and repeating the same old bugs as if they were still in the program, and trying to make it look like something terrible, trying to get people away from it, etc.

http://www.steampowered.com/steamtour/

I think some of these jokes are very fun, but they're definitely not true.
Velociround
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Quote from zeugnimod :It's AMB and I still think there are people on this forum far more deserving of a ban.

I don't have any opinion about that (i.e.: I'm totally neutral about it), because I didn't get to really know him before. I've only seen the spam and multiple accounts part (which contained links to cracks).

And I've confused the nicknames, too.
Velociround
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Quote from BlueFlame :Jan begs Luke to giggle.

JIBBL

Jimmy Is Blackmailed By Lerts (????? that's the first thing that came out when I first wrote it lol)

ASGDH
Velociround
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LOL, it's like, who's ever going to give their web password for this reason anyway? "Hey I found out you've been trying to hack the LFS main website. Please send me you account details and password so I can disable your account."

No one should ever give their [something] details to anyone, no matter what it is: email password, gaming account, bank details, driving license, etc.
Velociround
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Quote from zeugnimod :Who is AMD even?

Better ask who's not AMD
He created so many accounts for spamming...

By the way, could we get back to the story? I thought this was going to be a good thread.
(even though I laughed out loud when I read some of the replies )
Velociround
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Drinking For Many Months (?)

ASAP
Velociround
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It took me SO LONG to understand this joke that I'm impressed.
Even after seeing the picture I still thought it was true, although I found it pretty weird that he wasn't so upset about it... but after reading the whole thread, and then re-reading the OP, I GOT IT! HAHAHAHAHAH

You should've seen my face when I read JJ72's post thinking the OP's post was true....

Quote from JJ72 :Your selfish C**t, a GF is something you should share with your family!

You should invite all your relatives for a hot, sticky, and sweet night with plenty of alcohol.

I feel so stupid now.
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Velociround
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And I though I had seen everything... I think that day will never come
That's very creative; Pretty cool, actually.

Now, downloading the font...
Velociround
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Quote from Nobody92 :Also, that i wont forgot, how is "your" insim developement going? Last time you said that you're coding it in "English" language. If there's something i want to see in that life, it's insim coded in "English" language. Good luck with coding it!

Velociround
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It depends on which race I am going to take part in. Me and my team mate spent 4 full days (i.e: not doing anything else) preparing for a Endurance race we had at LFSBR, then a day off from LFS to rest a bit and then went to the 5 hour endurance. For random public races, I just pop in there, pick a random setup and get to the track 2 seconds before the green light pops in. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm not going to race seriously.
Velociround
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Quote from mcintyrej :Take notice of the post below yours, I've been playing CSS for a number of yeras and its not boring yet, I'd actually rather it didn't get acheivements - will just make playing competitive matches more annoying when a big popup appears and blocks your view, telling you that you've walked 20 miles in the game and deserve some e-points for it.

Steam achievements are discrete and only show up on the bottom right corner in a small "box" (exactly the same size as when you receive a chat message), so I think it wouldn't be a problem, but I don't see any reason at all why CS or CSS would need an achievements system. Some games need it (some people are motivated by these achievements, and even play the game just because of it), while other games can easily survive several years without them. I wouldn't mind a achievement system without unlockables, though. I love when I'm playing Team Fortress 2 and then get a small pop up on the right bottom corner: "You've won a achievement! ...." . Makes me want to play for more time than I intended to.

I have no idea how this perk system works, though.
Velociround
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Awesome! Good work mate.
I can't wait to see a video of it in action.
Velociround
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Basketball, Volleyball, Soccer... basically, that's it. I would go karting if there were any here.. I also go to the gym, but that ain't a sport...
Velociround
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Quote from dougie-lampkin :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd22agNC2Z8


It's been less than 30 minutes since I last lost so nothing to worry about
Velociround
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Quote from Furiously-Fast :Oh great, now I keep looking back for no reason.

Anyway, read my sig!

I just lost! I'm glad I usually don't look at signatures. (Except when someone blatantly asks me to :tilt
Velociround
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Quote from Xaid0n :DJ Cotts - Hardcore Ch00nage Vol 10

lol

Time of Dying - Three Days Grace
next:
Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
Velociround
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Quote from The Very End :[...]
Man, I wish someone would do a remake of DD2, with new tracks and better graphics, I had payed a silly amount for having a game like that!

+Infinity
Velociround
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You know what... I've heard some people saying the 9800GX2 is hot... well, I guess I have to agree with them.








Velociround
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Quote from Glenn67 :What, You don't have that psychic ability yet? Back to demo then until you have mastered the art!

I can remember back in 2005 times when I actually turned LEFT on BL1's T1, just to avoid being hit by those 300mph guided-missiles (XFGs)

Quote from Bean0 :The rotating brake discs got me thinking.
They can't be purely to look nice on zoomed slowmo vids.

The best reason I could think of is that they can now have some sort of heating/cooling calculations applied.

GTA SA, GTA IV and a considerable number of other games (even shooters if I'm not mistaken) have rotating brake discs, and I don't really think they have some sort of heating or cooling calculations applied.
But I'd love to see something like this on LFS, and you certainly have got a point.


Well, I know we're only supposed to expect the Scirocco and the already released features from the TEST Patches... However, I can't help expecting (and hoping for) a lot more, specially because I like this game a lot. Of course, I won't be dissapointed if we only get the Scirocco, but I expect many things from this next patch: physics (tires, maybe suspension and some other updates), brake heating (it's possible!), and possibly the remaining car interiors. I also expect/hope some of these get released year: damage (breakable parts [bumps, doors, windows, mirrors], better collisions) and new interiors (if they don't get released on this next patch).

Although I don't think we'll get all of this in 2009, I believe all of these things will get released at some time.
I'd also love to see some real time reflections as a graphical update.
Velociround
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As far as I know, one had always had to purchase Fraps in order to use for more than 30 seconds.
There is gamecam, but it puts an huge advertisement thing on all videos. I don't remember of any other right now.
Velociround
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Wow, that car looks awesome!
Velociround
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Quote from aroX123 :problably posted before but these pictures made my ass fall of :P

Sorry aroX, but these pictures are not funny. AT ALL.

Quote from Bladerunner :They loaded for me as well...I just wish they hadn't

+1
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