The online racing simulator
Searching in All forums
(978 results)
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from Chrisuu01 :In my case that is I hope it turns out whel for dunno why I am saying this since almost every single of my honest opinios gets ignrored here at the forum but oh wel...

It's Jakg's life. Your opinion has no say in it. Also, you don't know his girlfriend, nor do you know him. I don't either, so I'm not going to start telling Jakg what to do with his own relationships. When I said "Don't buy her anything unless she's putting out." I was completely joking. But your post seems like you're trying to tell someone else what to do with their own life, which is rediculous.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
She must be a pornstar and no longer has any feeling back there.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Those aren't all diseases, they're microbes. Sperm doesn't cause a disease. Unless impregnation is a disease.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :The air scoop is above the blower which controls air intake as you hit the throttle, and the blower BLOWS air into the engine

Then what are the throttle flaps on the carburetor for?
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from Osco :buy her one of these:
clicky

and one of these: (might not be work-safe to click)

clicky again

then tell her to go f*ck herself and take pictures while she's at it. (if the buttons on the camera are to her liking that is...)

:hide:

Oh I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny? :irked:
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Get a Saturn SC2 or Saturn SL2. They're reliable and not horribly slow. Pretty slow, but not the slowest thing on the road. Gets good fuel economy also.

Or you can get a SC1/SL1 which have a single cam engine so they get better fuel economy but are really slow. The transmission ratios aren't as close, and the engine only makes 100HP. But it does have it's peak of 110lb/ft of torque all the way down at 2400rpm.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Don't buy her anything unless she's putting out.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from thisnameistaken :Dude I'd love to have those, stick 'em on, sit around in bed with my girlfriend, play "Imagine" on the piano, all the stuff Gandhi used to do. It'd be cool.

Gandhi sat around in bed with your girlfriend?
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed

Just a 7.3 mile tarmac rally.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
At least they're not suing you for $500k like they used to do.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from Amynue :Hope Scirocco will be released this weekend...

Hope I'm going to get laid this weekend... Unfortunately hoping doesn't seem to do anything.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
I'm guessing it's a Ferrari of some sort.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
LOL! It guessed Michael Jackson! I said "i dont know" when it asked "is your character a woman" and said yes to him having white skin haha
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from sk8line69 :eh bikes, karts, mini motorcycles, whatever you can think of

How about a steam roller?
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Anyway, (heterosexual) women overestimate length. There are many examples proving this.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
It got Scawen!
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Depends how well they can cook.
I'm just joking. In fact, I actually made dinner for my family last night. I'm not a sexist. I'm just increasing the rate at which this already atrocious thread is going downhill.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :I have seen that with so many different aircraft, locations and police forces it us getting silly. I feel sorry for the gullible gits who actually believe it.

+1 Yeah, there's no way a radar gun would pick up an aircraft. Radar guns are designed to find the speed of a specific vehicle. The police officer aims the radar gun at a vehicle that looks like it's going too fast. Then they get a reading. The cop would have to point the gun up in the air at an aircraft. Not to mention the fact that if the plane was flying that low, it would probably pass before the police officer had a chance to aim at it.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Not around these parts, unless there's a football match.

Oh. Well when I listen to the police scanner (some person streams it over teamspeak), there's constantly police activity. Mostly calls reporting possible intoxicated drivers.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Cops are out 24/7 pretty much everywhere.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :Anyway, I did not read the part that he was doing it in winter, on snow tires.

That's not even the part I'm talking about...
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :crazy fast! that's 150 mph! woah! he should've done that at night when no one was around!

I'd like to have a word with whoever taught you to read.
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
Quote from der butz :Maybe you could try converting the original file to aac, then convert it back to mp3?

That would not make it any smaller. If you encode it in ogg u can get it down to 400kb.
Last edited by wheel4hummer, .
wheel4hummer
S3 licensed
I bought a $10 shower head. It was the cheapest one, and it was exactly the same as my old one. My old one just got clogged from weird brownish deposits and I didn't feel like trying to clean it out. And it leaked.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG