Need a bit of help here from the masses of LFS.

A guy knocked on my door last night, he was selling meat from the back of his van. Obviously, I was a tad concerned about this as it's not an everyday occurrence. Anyway he went on to explain who he was, and his new business venture was to take prime cuts of meat to the people,in an attempt to get them to eat better, he even invited me to view his van, right enough everything looked up to standard. One thing did set the alarm bells ringing was the price, he was offering venison for £10/lb...and I was wondering.

Is Venison that deer?

I heard it as 'he showed me 8 legs of Venison for £10 - is that two deer?'

More Toyota problems

Toyota recalls lawnmowers....

What's worse than a dog chewing a shoe?


A whale chewing a trainer!

How can you tell if a mechanic has just had sex?









One of his fingers is clean.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

One of his fingers is clean.

hahahaha

Quote from rc10racer :

What's worse than a dog chewing a shoe?


A whale chewing a trainer!

Shocking but funny

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

Quote from Bean0 :

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

Excellent!

What does a Broken fridge and a women have in common?

Both leak where their ****ed.

Quote from 91mason91 :

What does a Broken fridge and a women have in common?

Both leak where their ****ed.

Broken Washing Machine would work better.

Quote from BlueFlame :

Broken Washing Machine would work better.

Whatever floats ur boat, a mate at work told that one

A man really liked a woman but she had a boy friend. So he said to her if i drop a thousand pounds on the floor if you bend over and pick it up I will be done by the time you've picked it up. So the woman says i'll have to ask my boyfriend. She asks her boyfriend and he says yes.

an hour later the woman comes back and says i can't sit down
the boyfriend says why
the woman says the bastard used pound coins

What do you call two indians on a bike?

Organized crime.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa!

Quote from 91mason91 :

What do you call two indians on a bike?

Organized crime.

I don't get it?

I assume it's supposed to be a racist joke but it doesn't make any sense.

What country loses to Lithuania in Tennis?

Great Britain.

Quote from 91mason91 :

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa!

That's a good one

Archaeologists have discovered a book in Dublin that has been missing since the 1700s.
Its called "Irish Dancing Part II - What to do with your arms"

Heard about the Irish exorcism ?
The mother called in the devil to get the priest out of her son.

some from school

there were 4 gays in a hot tub when a condom floated to the top.
One of them said who farted?

When the cat fell into the river the rooster laughed.
The moral of the story a wet pussy makes a cock happy.

Don't really think they are appropriate for the forum, regardless of the thread name.

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Don't really think they are appropriate for the forum, regardless of the thread name.

no worse than this one http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?p=1279203#post1279203

(Warning: May offend people. So sue me!)

Head about the Muslim car that Dubai wants to build? Arabic writing on the seats, a compass in the dash, a minaret on the roof, blingy rimz, big sound system, floor mounted prayer mats

And it's based off of a Lexus/Toyota

I don't get it...