It's white and it's square

A pingpongblock

What do you call a man with three balls?

A snowman

On a similar theme...

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Who'dyounickabollockof

A Scouser went to a prostitute. She said, ‘Do you want a b*** job?’ He said, ‘Will it affect me
dole money?’

a boy says to his mum
i've got the biggest cock in the nursery,is it because i'm black?
"no" she replies,"its because your 25 and a fooking retard"

Kate McCann ' the people responsible need to be punished '
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot

My girlfriend began to develop a habit of smoking after sex.

Therefore we decided to start using lube.

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Quote from J@tko :

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Hah! Took a couple of minutes to understand it, but it was worth it

Quote from J@tko :

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Quote from Franky.S :

as in:

Oct: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 30 31
Dec: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

Quote from Franky.S :

25 in base 10 (Dec) is the same number as 31 in base 8 (Oct)

In base 10, the "units" is the number of 10^0, the "tens" is the number of 10^1, the hundreds is the number of 10^2 and so on. So, for example, 745 is (7x10^2) + (4x10^1) + (5x10^0). In base 8 it's the same, but replace the 10s with 8s. So 31 in base 8 is (3x8^1) + (1x8^0)= 24+1 = 25 (in base 10, which is what we work in)

EDIT: Similar kind of thing to: "There's only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary [base 2], and those who don't."

:tired:

1 Billion pounds of manchester's footballers.

My new party trick; i swallow 2 peice of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied.

I shit you knot.

Quote :

My new party trick; i swallow 2 peice of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied.

I shit you knot.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, and wondering where the f*ck is my roof.....

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along a road in a car. A policeman pulls them both over and he asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were travelling back there?

Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am"

The policeman takes this answer as a cue to search their car, and starts in the boot.

After searching for a few minutes, he asks Schrodinger "Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot?"

Schrodinger replies: "I do now."

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
If you dont get it, read it out aloud.

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

Quote from J@tko :

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along a road in a car. A policeman pulls them both over and he asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were travelling back there?

Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am"

The policeman takes this answer as a cue to search their car, and starts in the boot.

After searching for a few minutes, he asks Schrodinger "Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot?"

Schrodinger replies: "I do now."

Stolen for Facebook

Quote from dadge :

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudest colony?
It's not hard


Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations


Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off