I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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the people parked in adjacent spots are out of their lines

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Thanks for getting my hopes up. I was looking forward to an erotic story that I could wank off to.

Well he was clearly thinking outside the box.

I was walking through town earlier and saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that read, "Free Palestine".

So I went over to her and said, "I'll take some for my boy, he loves making models and stuff."

When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader.
You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.

My wife bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.


You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

I called the rape advice line the other night. Turns out it's just for victims.

I'm a bit worried about my girlfriend - she didn't come home last night. She left a note on the fridge yesterday morning which said "This isn't working, goodbye". I took a look at it and it seemed OK to me; the food was still cold.