This loser in a night clubsees some cute girl at the bar. He goes up to her and
instantly uses some lame pick up line on her. She responds by saying, "I'm sorry Romeo but I'm a Lesbian". To which he replies,"Really? I had a cousin visit Beruit last summer!"
The next night, he goes to the same bar and sees another cute girl and tries again. She tells him, "I'm sorry but I'm on my menstrual cycle right now". He
says, "That's ok. We can take my car!".
He finally gets lucky, He takes this girl out to the movies. WHen the movie was over, he drove her home, Before she got out of his car at her house, he asked her if he could get a good night kiss. She kisses him. He asks if he could kiss her again. she said yes, and they kissed again. After that, the girl hikes up her skirt and tells him, Now I want you to kiss me where it stinks". ........
So he drives her to the sewer treatment plant and kisses her again.