1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information
2. One spermcell cointains 37,5MB
3. There is 100mln sperms in 1ml of semen
4. During one ejaculation there is c.a 2,25ml of semen
5. So we can calculate penis transmission as (37,5 MB x 100 MB x 2,25)/5 = 1687,5 TB per second
6. Therefore we know that ovum can sustain DDoS attack bigger than 1,5 PB per second and it will overlook just one data package. Hence it the best hardware firewall in the world
7. It has one failure... the package overlooked hungs up the system for 9 months
8. Plus... there are software firewalls