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Bladerunner
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :its fake but the couple are real, he ****ed up saying she was up the daff but then said she was a virgin soo...

zOMG!!11!..Immaculate Conception.../me goes looking for star in teh East!
Bladerunner
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If it DOES use all 4 cores properly, then it should be very interesting...luckily enough my PC ticks all the boxes, so all I can say is roll on December! With any luck we (PC Users) will get the DLC as well....


Glad I haven't got a PisS 3 or a XpoX
Bladerunner
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Quote from P5YcHoM4N :I am sorry, but 1" and "Arctic" does not go together in any way shape or form. Why is it only city folk consider 1" to be a large value of snow? It hardly covers the soles of my shoes and who is still doing the speed limit in those conditions anyway? Blithering idiots, that's who!

But congrats on winning? I'm sure many years from now your grandchildren will be riveted about the story of the bus award.

er...that article specified "inches" which IIRC is the PLURAL of "inch"...meaning more than one

Besides, I never wrote it..it was bad, a royal PITA, but as you say, only an idiot (or a Scandinavian) would try driving fast in those conditions.
As for "many years from now"...I reckon it will be less than 5 Any case, it doesn't matter if anybody has ever heard of the award or not, the feeling that you have been voted as "Teh L337" by your peers is satisfactory in any industry. (It also means that because we are the best we can use this in pay negotiations, and so get paid better )
Bladerunner
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Quote from Rdcranno :Your bus company is cool. WiFi connection, and up-to-date traffic announcements. Do you ever take an alternate route?.

Frequently, owing to idiots playing bumper-cars on the M25/M40

Well...maybe I have to divert about once every 10 trips or so..but we have LOTS of alternatives that we can use. Worse case recently was when the M40 was closed both ways for a whole day...I still managed to get all my trips done without too much delay, even though every alternative was a lot busier owing to no motorway for anybody.

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/ ... tic-blast-sweeps-UK.html#
Bladerunner
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Sorry, but the case at hand isn't so much the girls good looks, as her hubbys severe case of beer-goggles. Problem is, whats the poor guy gonna feel like when he eventually sobers up?

(A 20-pinter if ever I saw one!)
We did it AGAIN!!!
Bladerunner
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Woot!!!
The company I work for, and more specifically the branch that I work in, has been voted "Best in The UK" for the second year in a row...

http://www.ukbusawards.org.uk/ ... &id=144&Itemid=80

Told you I was good

(But maybe, just maybe, the judges came round when I was on a day off)
Bladerunner
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As the advert says: He should have gone to Specsavers!
Bladerunner
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Quote from thisnameistaken :I wonder what the penalty is for gluing your electronic tag to a pigeon.

A pigeon wandering around your house because he can no longer fly?
Bladerunner
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Quote from J@tko :Let's all go to the Isle of Man!

Shotguns are legal.
No speedlimits.
No BNP.

Sorted

But they still have corporal punishment, dont they? Anybody want a good birching??

(http://www.corpun.com/imjur1.htm)
Bladerunner
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A brief history of...ME!

In 1985 I moved to France with my (then) French wife...all I knew was basic 'schoolboy' french.
Within three days I had a job, digging holes in the road....and started to learn french properly.
Once I had a good level of the language I took my HGV test and got a better job.
We rented a house from one of my in-laws (at the going rate..I didnt want any favours!), and eventually saved enough to buy our own place.

During my ten years in France I never received ONE PENNY (or franc!) in benefits, and paid all my taxes and social contributions.
I embraced the French culture and traditions, and abided by their laws.



If I can do it, then I fully expect people coming to this country to do the same. Whats wrong with that?
Bladerunner
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Quote from Becky Rose :

Where I live determines what flag I get to wave at sporting events, but either way I get to wave a flag.

Not necessarily...it might upset somebody!

http://thingsoffensivetoislam. ... offend-muslims-in-uk.html
Bladerunner
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Quote from Mackie The Staggie :i don't know were that is (currently using google map), but I can only imagine it's like Glasgow on....well any night tbh

Brixton
Bladerunner
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OK...here is an open challenge to everybody that thinks we live in an equal society....


Walk along the A23 from the junction with the A2217 to the junction with the A203 on a Saturday night....

If you manage to get there in one piece and in good health, come back and tell me how much fun it was.
Bladerunner
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Quote from wien :Wasn't there someone in here whining for proof to back up statements earlier? What was his name again?

Read it and weep:

http://www.independent.co.uk/n ... -inefficiency-702832.html


http://www.recruitmentsociety. ... display_article.asp?id=46
Bladerunner
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Reading through these various threads, it seems that the majority are fed up with so-called "Political Correctness" no matter which side of the fence you happen to be on.
I agree with a lot of the human rights act, that is to say, the right to privacy, the right to freedom of speech, the right to work, the right to walk the streets in safety....
It does seem ironic that the BNP invokes the HRA when they actively seek to repeal it IF they ever got to power, but maybe they will replace it with something better.

I can imagine one thing cropping up though....

"Immigrants that commit crimes will be deported"


......followed closely by another new law: "It will be a criminal offence to be black"
Bladerunner
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Quote from Mackie The Staggie :
I hope you include the white people as well in that, or are they aloud to scrounge od the dole.

Notice that I used the term "WASTERS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING FOR THIS COUNTRY"..I did NOT specify 'Black' wasters. 'yellow' wasters, 'pink' wasters or even 'green' wasters...I dont give two sh*ts WHAT colour they are, unless they have a legitimate reason (ie, other than being a lazy tw*t) for not working, get a job or starve.

(btw, Yes, I DO have a pair of levis, a pair of DM's, and my preferred haircut is a "number 2"...so I suppose my middle name is Adolf??)
Bladerunner
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If voting for the BNP means that I dont have to watch MY TAXES being handed out to wasters that have never done ANYTHING for this country, then can I vote twice please?
I have a major immigration centre virtually on my doorstep...anyone heard of Campsfield House?..the majority of the "guests" there are FAILED asylum seekers that are there waiting for their 4th or 5th appeal...at OUR expense..and all they do is riot, set fire to the place, and generally be a PITA.
If they fail to get asylum, put them on the first bloody plane out of here, and stop wasting MY money!
I have NOTHING against anybody of any race, colour, religious belief etc as long as:
a) They work and pay honest taxes.
b) They dont try and force THEIR religion down my throat in my OWN country.
c) They dont make a living by importing AIDS-ravaged tarts from their countries to infect the poor British kerb-crawlers.
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Bladerunner
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Quote from The Moose :I did find a 'Bladerunner555' on a particularly abhorrent White Nationalist forum. Was that you?

Not guilty on that one


Interesting reading: http://www.parliament.the-stat ... 80602/text/80602w0045.htm It is obvious that THIS government isn't doing enough.
Bladerunner
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The only thing that I have to say is, if Nick Griffin will let the people of Oxford (and OTHER CITIES!) refer to Christmas as CHRISTMAS and not bloody "Winter Festival" then he gets my vote!
In Oxford we had two YES, TWO! 'Asian' members of the council suggesting that we dont refer to Christmas or have CHRISTIAN related decorations in the city, and the whole bloody council decreed that they would therefore be called Festive Decorations, and NOTHING depicting the CHRISTIAN attitude of Christmas would be allowed.
Next year I am personally going to object to any MUSLIM reference to Eid or Ramadam...and see how far I get (Not very, I expect!)

A few points:
1) Of course there are a lot of ex-servicemen on the list...if a guy is willing to sign up to DIE for his country, it is the ultimate proof that he supports it.
2) A lot of you guys (no offence) are under 30, and have not had the opportunity to experience the degrdation of this country over the last 30 years. It might seem that I am saying "Oh, things were better in the old days"...they WERE! For one thing, we had REAL COPPERS in the 70's (Somebody earlier quoted Gene Hunt!!) that weren't frightened to nick some little toe-rag because they were scared of being accused of racial discrimination!
3) I have PERSONALLY witnessed a case where a DESERVING white British FAMILY was declined social housing (for which they had been waiting SEVEN YEARS) in favour of a SINGLE asylum seeker who had been in the country for less than three weeks becuase they were a "priority case"
4) A theory is that the list was leaked by members of Combat 18...because Nick Griffin dis-associated the BNP from Combat 18 because of their radical views.
5) The main reason BNP want to abolish the Human Rights act is to open the door to the return of Capital Punishment.
6) If Britain were not shackled by "European" law and regulations, things would suddenly become a lot easier for British workers...ie, we wouldnt have to fork out billions every year to a bunch of bureaucrats in Brussels!


I could rant on for ages.

Nationlism IS NOT RACISM!!!!!!!!

Britain, Love it or Leave it!!!!!


Are the BBC a racist/facist organisation as well? http://www.bbc.co.uk/white/




btw...did anybody find MY name on the list???
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Bladerunner
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Quote from Migz :Is anyone else here getting extremely bad server problems on cod5 on the ps3?

After every single game i get "Server connection timed out" and in the middle of alot of games ill just get disconeccted. Its begining to REALLY annoy me.

Main PC servers were down most of yesterday..prolly be XboX tomorrow


Got anuvver new game today..FM09
Bladerunner
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Quote from Blackout :It's a game, not an accurate history based post-apocalypse survival simulator. Stop nit-picking and enjoy the game. Sure there is laser pistols mixed with assault rifles, but there is also flying and talking robots, living dead people, giant grabs and ugly green monsters if you haven't noticed yet.

er...without using a very good crystal ball, or a reliable pack of tarot cards, how can ANYBODY show an ACCURATE "history" of something that hasn't happened yet?

If you find somebody that can, would you please ask them to tell me the results of next weeks EuroMillions lottery draw? KTHXBAI
Bladerunner
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Quote from banister :Hi.

Today i got COD5:WAW but when i try to run it, i hear everything, just the screen stays black. Im running it in XP. Any help would be appreciated.

Join the queue!
http://www.callofduty.com/hub

(and make sure you have installed the LATEST DX9 that came on the disk...you HAVE got a disk, I presume??)
Bladerunner
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Wow, wow, and once again WOW!!!! Just had a quick browse thorugh some C0D5 maps that I havent played yet, and found one with TANKS THAT YOU CAN DRIVE!!!!
Mega fun cruizing round a map encased in steel and letting them have it with some lovely HE

(drool!)


BIA HH had a great story, relly enjoyed it..got to the stage where I wanted to complete the level quick just to watch the cutscenes...more like a movie than a game!
CoD storylines are good too, but not quite as immersive as BIA, but CoD _just_ wins for me because of the multiplayer. (and TANX )
Bladerunner
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Just love it....you got to love Vista!

Bladerunner
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Quote from Migz :Haha very nice!
My brother came home with a present today XD Cod5.
I am VERY impressed so far. especially the fact you can now do co op offline and online. That is awesome. I thought i would hate this game because its gone back to the world wars but its still pretty effing awesome!!

Tomorow im probably going to move my ps3 down to my lounge where theres a beautiful 42" HDTV in there and play

Had a few problems getting it running at first...was some leftovers from the beta that I had to hunt down and kill manually, but now is working 100%...brilliant gfx (Everything on max @ 1680*1024 4xAA) and runs smooth as a babys bum ...getting pwnt as usual online, but thats nothing new
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