Quote from jonny__27 :

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Seeing as how you are in Portugal, if you find Mr Jose Mourinho and convince him to come back to Chelsea, I will buy you a S2 license.. (AND S3 when it gets released!!!!)

Quote from tristancliffe :

Quite frankly the internet is USELESS for learning, but quite good at getting a very very brief oversight, or simply getting everything wrong.

BUT!!!

It's great for lQQking at b00bies!

Imagine what it must of been like for your Fathers (and MINE!) generation, who didn't even HAVE computers and interwebs in school...we had strange artefacts called "BOOKS" instead!

zOMG!!! I can't browse pr0n sites any more during class!!!1!!one!!!
My world is at an end...no more b00bies during History lessons WTF!!!1!!



How about just getting on with WORK and leave the MySpace chat until you get home??

Quote from fujiwara :

He's doing a pretty good job.
Doing better than Rafa Benitez who seems tailored to coach Champions League games...i wonder what Liverpool could do if only 1 or 2 english teams were able to access the CL.

You are only saying that because you don't want us to have "The Special One" back!!!
Avram Grant was given the job with the express orders to get Chelsea playing attractive "sexy" football. Only thing I can say about that is EPIC FAIL!!!!
He is playing even MORE boring football than Mourinho ever played, the players don't know what he is on about...I often think that HE doesn't know what he is on about!!!
Mourinho had a 'plan B' and a plan 'C'; Grant hasn't even got a plan 'A'!!!
As far as I am concerned, there is only one team in the Premiership that would be suitable for Grant...TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR! (English fans SHOULD get it...others might know! )