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Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Riders Motion :Yup

Fake vid...there is NO way that wheel is controlling the car...wheel movements DO NOT EQUAL car movements... the level of delay between action and input (Note:..NOT Input and action!!) shows that somebody else is controlling the game (prolly with a pad) and the guy with the wheel is just pretending..

(Also he was a total noob..couldn't steer it anyway!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from george_tsiros :i will skip the comment about cocaine

lerts, if the juice contained anything that is not contained in a real fruit, then it isn't a very natural juice, is it?

if your mom (or you) wants to drink natural juice, you can buy real fruit and put it in the blender. or make smoothies. they are very simple and very nice.

forgive me if I am mistaken, but isn't cocaine an extract of the coca plant...a NATURAL plant, that is ????
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Anybody got any closer to setting up our own LFS company yet? FTT seems to be a little bit of an old-boys club if you ask me...4 or 5 times I've asked for advice, and they cant even be arsed to reply half the time!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from lerts :
my mother used to drink a natural juice to improve her health, she told me she stopped because the health minister had warned of some of this bottles containing huge doses of cocaine

i still recall once going to buy this for my mother to the herbal store and the woman saying to me oh this drink makes wonders

Can I place an order for 50 cases please...deliver to me as soon as possible...if not sooner,
KTHXBAI
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Try this one lerts...its fairly easy to drive, but not very fast...at least, not when I drive it!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
I think THIS belongs here
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from zachs fast :USA is gona kick some butt as usual!

mmm...and how many Gold Medals are they going to have to give back THIS time ???
All very well coming away with a sack full of medals, but having to hand ONE back because of "chemical assistance" makes the rest seem almost worthless...


(and yes, I DO remember Dwaine Chambers etc!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Moral of the story:

"If it ain't broke, DON'T fix it!"

and if it is broke, get it fixed properly!

Did you remove the Linux boot thingy from the MBR like you were told to do earlier in this thread?
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Thanks Tim..works a treat now...Strange really, I was using the latest one from Yisc[NL] that I had modified a bit
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Maybe THIS GUY can finally get a screen so he can control himself at last!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from beefyman666 :Vista = Fail.

Format would be an option.

XP that pretends to be Vista = Epic Fail!
A bit like a ricer who thinks a "R" badge will make his 1.4i Civic go faster!

Its not vista, its just a bunch of proggys that make XP _LOOK_ like Vista....
(which a total waste of system resources if ever I saw one!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
@Tim [NL]

er..."Houston we have a problem!"

Integrated your pitboard stuff into my *.lpr file, and tried it out...getting error messages in the console:

C:\webroot\LFS2\Lapper\bin>LFSLapper.exe C:\webroot\LFS2\Lapper\bin\dsrcTG-test.
lpr
LFSLapper Version=5.7.1.4 on GNU license
2005-2008 Janez Cufer and Robert BRACCAGNI ( Gai-Luron )
LFSLapper comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
This is free software, and you are welcome to redistribute it
under certain conditions. Read LICENSE for details.
Type LFSLapper -help to view usage
Started : 09/08/2008 06:17:42

Parse config file...Ok
Loading WR...Not Loaded
Loading swearwords...Ok
Mode Sync = True
Connecting
Connection OK
Product:S2 Version:0.5Z InSim Version:4
Sync Upload DB Thread Started...
Sync Download DB Thread Started...
Web Commands Thread Started...
Register Web Thread Started...
LFSLapper is running...
'openPrivButton' parameter #2 is wrong type at line #1183
'openPrivButton' parameter #2 is wrong type at line #1194
'openPrivButton' parameter #2 is wrong type at line #1194
'openPrivButton' parameter #2 is wrong type at line #1194

Here is my *lpr file - I have left it entire but with passwords etc blacked out, so that you can trace the line numbers easily (uploaded as *.txt)...any ideas?



@Gai-Luron..sorry to be a pest, but checking back through some untouched *.lpr examples (and the list of parameters!) I see there IS no var for sector 4 splits! This creates problems specifically on FE4 which has an extra sector.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Rtsbasic :Maybe I should sell mine..its been sitting in the box on top of the wardrobe unused since I last moved back in October last year. Any offers?

I'm a bit suprised more shops like PC World etc don't stock them, but it should be easy to find one in London surely.

If your serious, EmmyLou will give you £95 for it - depending on condition.. (thats all she has left after her holiday!)
She has been on my case ever since I got mine, but shelling out for TWO G25's is beyond my pocket!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
What would have been a REAL "LOL - FAIL!!!" moment, would be if somebody had sneaked up and CUT the rope just behind the car...he would drive off waiting for the 'snap'...and nothing would happen.....imagine the look on his face then!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from SamH : These days, everyone is either running a firewall or is sitting behind a router. You're safe as houses.

Its a pity that Citibank dont know that a basic firewall or a router will stop you getting haXXored!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new ... rom-stolen-PIN-codes.html

Maybe somebody should tell them



If the hackers want in, they will GET in, regardless of what we mere mortals throw in their way!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from tisy0 :
I've got 16MB internet from Sky! I expect 500kb/s Minimum

With Sky and their famous "Traffic Shaping" you are lucky to get 5kb/s!!! (depending on time of day!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from CobraDrifter :Can someone explain me how exactly he decapitated himself?I'm not understanding this :S

1) Tie rope around tree..
2) Tie OTHER end of rope around neck..
3) Sit in Aston Martin..
4) Start car and select "D"
5) FLOOR IT!!!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Ancient quote from (I think...) David Coleman:
"Thats all for the football tonight, now for the Scottish Premiership results........"
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Becky Rose :
Pain on the other hand, i've nowt to say against drilling out the patella with a black and decker.

Pity Becky bats for the other team...sounds just like my kind of girl!

(AND she likes Aston Martins! )
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Klutch :Mices isn't a word.

Nor is Klutch
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!

Well, sit down and pull yourself together!


Doctor!! I think I'm a schizophrenic!

Sit down and I'll speak to you both in a minute.


Doctor!! I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac!!!

Have you taken anything for it?
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Try here: http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?LOG-963416

(Note..is online store only ...BUT is showing stock available!)
USA- Right to bear arms...a case for - or against?
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
err.....Shall I say it?
"Only in the good ol' US of A"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,378142,00.html


Mices FTW!!!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
WARNING>>>RACIST JOKE (well...sort of )

An Englshman, a Scotsman and an Irishman head off to Beijing to watch the Olympic Games. When they finally reach the "Blrd's Nest" the guard on the gate says "Sorry lads, sod off, we're full"

Off they go, and the Englishman sees a long tube laying on the ground, so he picks it up and goes back to the Stadium..The guard asks him where he thinks he is going...The Englisman holds up the tube and says: "England, Javelin team"..guard says, ok mate, in you go!
Scotsman sees all this and has an idea...he rips up a nearby telegraph pole and carris it under his arm to the gate..when he sees the guard he says "Scotland, Caber-tossing team".
He too gets in this way.
Not to be undone, the Irishman grabs a roll of barbed wire, shoves it on his shoulder and goes up to the gate...

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"Ireland....fencing team!"
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from breadfan :I think they are testing an S3 alpha

Quote from "Dads Army"... Captain Mainwaring to Private Pike:


"STUPID BOY!"
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG