Quote from lerts :

it was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noni

and what i mean is somebody put an adictive in their products to sell it more

zOMGWTF!!! Dont tell anybody...Coca-Cola might get the idea and....oops, they already did!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_-_Cocaine

Kev...Charity shops/establishments cannot take electrical goods of ANY description because of Heath and Safety Nazis...if they take your computer and sell it, then some poor sod electrocutes themselves, then they would be liable...end result, they wont even accept an old toaster!

If you cant give it away, take it to your local pawn shop and see if they will "lend" you £50 for it...you don't have to go back to get your puter, or to pay the £50
Failing that, try what I did last summer..I had a REALLY old laptop...(it was running Windoze 1.0 in monochrome!!!!!)...Had builders in and they accidently knocked over from where it had been (precariously ) placed...when it got broke we told the builders we wanted our damaged goods replaced...we got a brand spanking new Fujitsu Amilo out of it

Quote from Riders Motion :

Yup

Fake vid...there is NO way that wheel is controlling the car...wheel movements DO NOT EQUAL car movements... the level of delay between action and input (Note:..NOT Input and action!!) shows that somebody else is controlling the game (prolly with a pad) and the guy with the wheel is just pretending..

(Also he was a total noob..couldn't steer it anyway!)

Quote from george_tsiros :

i will skip the comment about cocaine

lerts, if the juice contained anything that is not contained in a real fruit, then it isn't a very natural juice, is it?

if your mom (or you) wants to drink natural juice, you can buy real fruit and put it in the blender. or make smoothies. they are very simple and very nice.

forgive me if I am mistaken, but isn't cocaine an extract of the coca plant...a NATURAL plant, that is ????

Anybody got any closer to setting up our own LFS company yet? FTT seems to be a little bit of an old-boys club if you ask me...4 or 5 times I've asked for advice, and they cant even be arsed to reply half the time!

Quote from lerts :

my mother used to drink a natural juice to improve her health, she told me she stopped because the health minister had warned of some of this bottles containing huge doses of cocaine

i still recall once going to buy this for my mother to the herbal store and the woman saying to me oh this drink makes wonders

Can I place an order for 50 cases please...deliver to me as soon as possible...if not sooner,
KTHXBAI

Try this one lerts...its fairly easy to drive, but not very fast...at least, not when I drive it!

I think THIS belongs here

Quote from zachs fast :

USA is gona kick some butt as usual!

mmm...and how many Gold Medals are they going to have to give back THIS time ???
All very well coming away with a sack full of medals, but having to hand ONE back because of "chemical assistance" makes the rest seem almost worthless...


(and yes, I DO remember Dwaine Chambers etc!)

Moral of the story:

"If it ain't broke, DON'T fix it!"

and if it is broke, get it fixed properly!

Did you remove the Linux boot thingy from the MBR like you were told to do earlier in this thread?

Thanks Tim..works a treat now...Strange really, I was using the latest one from Yisc[NL] that I had modified a bit

Maybe THIS GUY can finally get a screen so he can control himself at last!

Quote from beefyman666 :

Vista = Fail.

Format would be an option.

XP that pretends to be Vista = Epic Fail!
A bit like a ricer who thinks a "R" badge will make his 1.4i Civic go faster!

Its not vista, its just a bunch of proggys that make XP _LOOK_ like Vista....
(which a total waste of system resources if ever I saw one!)

@Tim [NL]

er..."Houston we have a problem!"

Integrated your pitboard stuff into my *.lpr file, and tried it out...getting error messages in the console:

Here is my *lpr file - I have left it entire but with passwords etc blacked out, so that you can trace the line numbers easily (uploaded as *.txt)...any ideas?



@Gai-Luron..sorry to be a pest, but checking back through some untouched *.lpr examples (and the list of parameters!) I see there IS no var for sector 4 splits! This creates problems specifically on FE4 which has an extra sector.

Quote from Rtsbasic :

Maybe I should sell mine..its been sitting in the box on top of the wardrobe unused since I last moved back in October last year. Any offers?

I'm a bit suprised more shops like PC World etc don't stock them, but it should be easy to find one in London surely.

If your serious, EmmyLou will give you £95 for it - depending on condition.. (thats all she has left after her holiday!)
She has been on my case ever since I got mine, but shelling out for TWO G25's is beyond my pocket!

What would have been a REAL "LOL - FAIL!!!" moment, would be if somebody had sneaked up and CUT the rope just behind the car...he would drive off waiting for the 'snap'...and nothing would happen.....imagine the look on his face then!

Quote from SamH :

These days, everyone is either running a firewall or is sitting behind a router. You're safe as houses.

Its a pity that Citibank dont know that a basic firewall or a router will stop you getting haXXored!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new ... rom-stolen-PIN-codes.html

Maybe somebody should tell them



If the hackers want in, they will GET in, regardless of what we mere mortals throw in their way!

Quote from tisy0 :

I've got 16MB internet from Sky! I expect 500kb/s Minimum

With Sky and their famous "Traffic Shaping" you are lucky to get 5kb/s!!! (depending on time of day!)

Quote from CobraDrifter :

Can someone explain me how exactly he decapitated himself?I'm not understanding this :S

1) Tie rope around tree..
2) Tie OTHER end of rope around neck..
3) Sit in Aston Martin..
4) Start car and select "D"
5) FLOOR IT!!!!

Ancient quote from (I think...) David Coleman:
"Thats all for the football tonight, now for the Scottish Premiership results........"

Quote from Becky Rose :

Pain on the other hand, i've nowt to say against drilling out the patella with a black and decker.

Pity Becky bats for the other team...sounds just like my kind of girl!

(AND she likes Aston Martins! )

Quote from Klutch :

Mices isn't a word.

Nor is Klutch

Doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!

Well, sit down and pull yourself together!


Doctor!! I think I'm a schizophrenic!

Sit down and I'll speak to you both in a minute.


Doctor!! I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac!!!

Have you taken anything for it?

Try here: http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?LOG-963416

(Note..is online store only ...BUT is showing stock available!)

err.....Shall I say it?
"Only in the good ol' US of A"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,378142,00.html


Mices FTW!!!!