Gtfo my email account then.

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Stefano emailed me back very quickly and said if I give him the old email address then he can check up on the history, presumably to make sure I'm legit. Mailed him the old email address so hopefully I can get a new licence!

I have sent a second email to Stefano explaining the predicament I am in a bit better than last time I emailed. Hopefully he will understand. I have people who can vouch for me paying for the sim such as yourself and people in the Radicals team who interviewed Stefano himself, so hopefully I'll be able to sort something out. Touch wood!

Makes me even more frustrated I lost my licence details and can't request a new activation because I can't access the email account that I used when I purchased a licence!

There I was thinking that this thread could only get better.

Had a bit of a nightmare in my first FW31 race at Road America. Didn't have a race setup so was running a qualifying setup with race fuel. Didn't like running heavy on that setup at all! Handled terribly compared to what I was used to in practice so just couldn't get the power down like I thought I could and got way out of shape. Caught it just about but got hit by someone behind and trashed the car. Exciting to race in though!

Lost .4 SR for it aswell! :o

Fair enough :worried: But still, do you ever have anything positive to say about GT5? I know you're attempting to be a bit of a troll but surely it can't seriously all be bad to you!?

Didn't think it'd be that difficult to understand. Porn usually contains some kind of poor acting within in it, so I was relating it to basically what Lip Service is like, although if you're going to take me seriously on that, it does contain more acting than sex scenes, just about.

It was kind of a rhetorical question TehPaws. :duck:

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Real girls have these, too. Maybe they should try to find some real girls to play with?

Tits and arses or not, I can't stand watching bad TV. It actually enrages me how dumb people can be. Do you lot have Jersey Shore o'er there across the pond? It makes me want to kill. Worst, still, there's actually people like that in the world.

Oh I totally agree, don't be getting the wrong idea, I am not taken in by what is basically porn with a small amount of (poor) acting thrown in, which is basically what porn is anyway.

I am just amused by a lot of the boys I know talking about it and watching it religiously, when these are lads that have never been laid and are unable to get a girlfriend... mainly because they're too busy banging one out to that shite on telly. It's just funny how they say they would "ruin her" when actually they wouldn't even know where to put it.

I think we do have Jersey Shore mate but I would never even consider wasting my time watching that bollocks. My girlfriend made me sit down and watch "The Only Way Is Essex" recently, which I think is probably the English equivalent. How the **** does this stuff get approved for television? People I know actually enjoy that crap. I couldn't believe it!

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It really doesnt. The only lesbian character who isn't bisexual is the little ditzy blonde - every other female character claims to be bisexual. A necessary caveat to appeal to male viewers. *sigh*

The plots are week and the jokes are childish. It really is rubbish telly.

I quite like the ditzy blonde though, so i'm giving it a chance to either A) warm itself to me, or B) in any way remotely relate to lesbian life.

I've still not reached a final verdict yet (have seen the first 2 only so far).

I'm surprised you took me of all people seriously.

It was meant to come across rather tongue in cheek as in terms of quality it is absolutely shite, however most boys my age that I know typically love it because they get to see tits and arse.

It contains lesbians having rampant sex, which therefore makes it a masterpiece!

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then check your eyes, in the F1 pic there's no way you can fit two F1 in the inside lane, but in GT5 it easily can.

simple comparison, overlay both pics at the apex, green line is the gt5 boundary and orange is f1's.

You're really clutching at straws now. I can't believe you would actually go to the effort of overlaying both of the pictures to prove a point that no one really cares about and most would disagree with. Go outside or something, use your time more wisely.

MX5 @ Infineon Cup is a great combo!

Eric told me to!

I actually did a sprint race on LFS at South City for the first time in ages. Was very good fun Not as much fun as the Williams F1 car on iRacing though!

Saw that goal live. What a ****ing goal! Smash it and hope

I made a really accurate version of a lady's genitals.

Paper-cuts really are the worst pain.

That Random thread has created a knock-on effect to the rest of them.

Still it's more interesting and pleasurable to read than "OMFG I HAVE THE SCIROCCO loljk that's not being released 'til early 2009 haha I'm so witty and it's not like that joke didn't wear thin after about the second time it was used".

:melting:

/goes back to constantly refreshing the iracing page

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They didn't have to

Everything goes downhill once they finish building that dungeon in the basement.

I'm confused as to what those commas are actually trying to achieve. That sentence didn't really make sense. Are you saying that I am a scooter or that I am a motor, or I am a motor scooter, or I have a motor scooter, or my mother is a motor and I am a scooter?

I believe square boobs are usually hereditary but I wouldn't be surprised if you could purchase some kind of operation, why not take a look? Don't forget, if you do get it done...

... Pics or it didn't happen

"Sigh.. I wish Scawen would fix that.."

Then that could make your mother a scooter?

Depends how much exercise you get on your 'crispy bike'

Spongeboob Squarebra?

That's an insult to Lerts and AtomAnt, Dadge. I am way out of their league on the scale of randomness!