It's been a long ass day, a 4am flight from SFO to the cold and remote Winnipeg in Canada for a two day business trip makes you want rebel a little against life and hope for some anarchy amongst the order...
Well, just before I call in the wake up call I thought i'd drop some thoughts onto this eclectic forum and share some observations of late.
Since the CTRA dropped off the planet i've found a rather big hole in my lunch hour. As always, the server list is sorted by numbers racing and to my delight after the rigid, rule ridden and amazing quality of racing on the CTRA servers. I was thrown totally to the other extreme... that of the Destruction Derby server...
Within minutes I realised what a breath of fresh air it was to blast around a mad hat track, jumps and all, crashing into everyone, in the hope that I didn't get 4 screwed up shocks to make it over the finish line. Fun? It was like spending a day with smelly granddad, having to listen to his war stories whilst eating 2 year old chocolate cookies that could break teeth and THEN being let out into the fresh air to run around like a loony and play in the sand. Bliss... (NOTE: I'm not making any comparison to smelly granddads and the CTRA, simply that I need a rather strong image of two opposites.)
Anyhoo... the DD server has been amazing fun over the past few weeks. The admin who hasn't a clue has provided much amusement, in fact I am sure once he announced to a server of 20+ people that some lady friend with a rather large set of frontal glands was to make her acquaintance that evening for some "loving". The server also seemed to attract a few ex-CTRA types who also relished in the madness...
Then, unfortunately as usual, the obvious happened. Some who are less fun complained about the quality of the people on the server. Note I leave out the word "racing" from that statement, because i'm not sure if the DD server is actually racing.
Anyway. My real reason for this rather stupid tirade is that as much as this server is great fun I am stunned at some of the quite futile comments from people who seem to think that a server with no (ok, VERY little) rules is actually going to be anything other than anarchy.
What am I on about? (And i've had a few gins, so you might well be asking)... Whilst bumping about on the DD server i've seen the following comments...
1. "Hey! You can't run into me at full throttle!! Its against the rules..."
Really? Well until the server admin figures out how to write an InSim app that monitors my throttle level and kicks me for hitting other cars with a go go pedal depressed further than 50%, you're gonna have to just live with the dint in the car I just made.
2. "Stop ramming me!!!"
Read the title of the server young laddie and get over it...
3. "Wreckers! Stopping wrecking on T1!!!"
The safest place to be is either on pole and with your eyes GLUED to the mirrors and have the luck of the gods to avoid the masses of people piling in behind you OR be at the very back. Anywhere in the middle is going to be a mess, not because people are trying to "wreck" but because the DD server seems to be all about fun, messing about and some good ole anarchy... Wrecking is the point... if you survive T1 with a car perfectly untouched, you are cheating and should be banned
4. "Why do you keep hitting me every race?"
Because you keep complaining... you know, you CAN crash into me as well. It is all quite legit you know...
*sigh*
Actually, on a more serious note. I've found that months of CTRA driving have actually given me some amazing "crash aversion" skills and I can pick my way through the most amazing mess of spinning, upturned and flying cars and often finish, sometimes even win a... ummm race? on the DD server.
Quality times. My stressful days working on J2EE apps, dealing with customers and realising I have way too many emails to read are nicely intervened by 30 mins of running around smashing into others and having a good old time... LFS is great. No matter what its for... I've even (and this is the REAL shocker of the post) started to accept that a cruise server might actually not be that bad after all...