From another forum.
From another forum.
WARNING - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS JOKE RACIST
Why are black people black?
Because when they're born they come out the wrong end :P
Why are black people black?
Because when they're born they come out the wrong end :P
So does that make white people slimy cnuts
i came out past the tonsils
Lol, you the spunk your mother should have swallowed. 
Well, there's an explanation, kind of in 50/50 though... and that explains it fully
Life could be worse, you could be an egg:
Only get smashed once, only get layed once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mum.
Only get smashed once, only get layed once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mum.
You've been watching live at the Apollo.
Few others.
I have been banned from B&Q, one of their assistants came over and asked if I wanted decking, so I broke his nose.
Irish man goes to see a black smith for a job. The guy said 'have you ever shoed a horse' he replied 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off.'
Most people who get cosmetic surgery are un satisfied with the results, but they look pleasantly surprised.
a Blonde calls her friend and asks for her telephone number
What do you call a ghost who picks his nose ?
A bogeyman!
A bogeyman!
douche bag
but slut
Troll? Spammer?
High?
Someone's kid brother's gained access. I hope
no, my friend did :P
you wish he did it...
It's true, i do...
Good to hear
love you
[
etals:]:lovies3d:I'm being serious G!NhO... if you're not, please don't get my hopes up... i don't want to be lifted up then let down...
Chuck Norris made you read this.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
I guess the joke is made worse by Nikis signature allready having that joke in it......
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