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My next motor??
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Need advice people...the poor old Swifty is nearing the end of its days...no metal left underneath to weld any more patches to...brakes need complete replacement...shox on the way out...a bit of an oil leak (or ten!)...so now going to the big scrapyard in the sky

SO.....as a replacement I have my eye on THIS little beauty...what does people think? Price about right? A good car?...What???

Please let me know
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
The person who misses her most is MAX CLIFFORD!! If it wasn't for him, we would not have heard 10% of the stuff we did about her, and if wasn't for her, he would have to find another cash-cow to milk!
I would also have had a bit more respect for her if she had given half of the millions she made from her over-publicised death to a cancer charity instead of most going to Max Clifford and the rest going to her jailbird hubby....just think, with a tiny bit of luck there might even be some left over for her kids when they are old enough to spend it!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Not exactly sure what this has to do with washing machines, but this is a search I just tried!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Senninha25 :some portuguese guys here will be disgusted but not me. I hate him ever since he totalled that ferrari.

I hated him LONG before that!!

In any case, he only wrecked that Ferrari because....The wall wasn't back the full ten yards!!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
I tried Ubuntu...when I realised that it didn't want to run GTA4 or CoD or even LFS...I gave up and went back to windoze... (BTW..Windoze 7 is the canines vernaculars!)

Might be tempted again by Linux IF they ever get it to support mainstream games "out of the box"
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Adds new perspective to the old saying: "You cant polish a turd!"

Cossie was nice, would have preferred seeing THAT in as much detail...

In any case, if that guy has that much time to waste, he could always tart up my Swifty....Heaven knows it NEEDS something doing to it! (for free, of course!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed


/me gives up with all future attempts at satirical irony. Its wasted on mainland Europeans

Quote from spankmeyer :After 28 years of linear gameplay with a stupid plot, I'd be happy to get to ending credits with a 7.62mm bullet lodged in my cranium.

And Emos
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
@OP: If you like the Multiplayer aspect of CoD4 but cant stand the l337 kiddies fragging you as soon as you connect...(Happens to me ALL the time :/)...grab hold of PezBOT 007p (google it )...easy to set up, and gives you some pretty good bots to fight against..they are good, but not THAT good!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from spankmeyer :Wait, what?

No respawns sounds great on epic proportions!

Kids these days...


Tell me whether no respawns is a good idea when somebody pops a 7.62mm cap in YOUR ass!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from michael-surfer :On the PC version of the game you have trainers with this kind of stuff...

We talking about the IRL version...not PC (or xBox or PS3 or DS or even iPhone!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from dougie-lampkin :When epic failure simply isn't enough:
(Just got this trying to install COD5 in W7 BTW...any advice?)

[OFF TOPIC]
Sure...navigate to the setup.exe on the DVD, Right-click -> Properties -> Compatibility mode -> Run as: WIN VISTA x(whatever)
AND TURN BLOODY UAC OFF!!!!

Worked for me

(So far, 100% success rate for installing my games in Win 7...LFS, GTA4, CoD4 & 5, UT3, Fallout 3, HL2 + Portal + Ep1 + Ep2, FM2009, TDU, RBR...all running sweet and correct )

[/OFF TOPIC]
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Bladerunner
S3 licensed


I lol'd extremely hard.

(If you dont get it...just THINK about it for a minute or two....)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from 91mason91 :is there any cheats for it?
Like infinite ammunition or infinite health?

Not exactly, but if you open the console and type: "Get me the f*** out of here" it CAN prolong life expectancy a bit.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from sil3ntwar :. The AC130 mission has to be one of the best i've played in any game.

Personally I think that the Catalina mission in CoD5(WaW) beats that, but overall CoD4 is MUCH better than CoD5(WaW)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
For those in the UK that cant wait until November, and want a totally immersive experience with fantastic graphics, full surround sound, excellent 'rag-doll' physics, and 100% realism, try THIS:

Linky


I played an earlier version of this for years...can be great fun. (Multiplayer only: very, VERY limited single player options.)


Only drawback is, there is no respawn
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dvrir5kig

This one always makes me forget whatever I am thinking/worrying/stressing out over..and I find myself totally immersed.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
AA/RAC/Green Flag Membership card in case YOU get stuck...and a spare pack of cigarettes so you can have a smoke while you laugh at the poor sucker who is too tight to pay £30 odd per year for peace of mind.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Just send in a piccy of yourself wearing a white sheet with a white pointy hat on, carrying a burning cross...along with a photocopy of you BNP membership card.
That will get you into Thames Valley Police no problem!

A series of convictions for dangerous driving will also help..especially if you can prove that these offences took place while driving to-from work.


I happen to live a few miles away from the big TVP HQ..snd have to pass it every day on my way to just about anywhere.. Not ONE of the ar$eholes in there have any respect for anybody!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from ColeusRattus :
But why not use the in game video editor? It's quite powerful and relatively easy to use.

Because it causes memory leaks as big as the Grand Canyon..
PS...How MANY cores do you recommend..I already have 4!! along with 6 Gb RAM, so that should be enough. Will try recording to a different HD though, as well as turning the settings down from 30 fps to 25. and half size instead of full size...I must admit that on my last try, a 1 min 'film' weighed in at over 2 Gb !!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Tried doing a video with xfire..but for some reason (xfire crap maybe?) the vid slowed my framerate down while recording, and looked even worse when it played...might try fraps sometime
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Luke.S :I think it is more a slap in the face for ATI users cause it runs perfectly on my Nvida 9800GT

Could be true...No noticeable problems yet..played for about 90 mins solid last night after installing the patch...doesnt seem to be ENOUGH of an improvement to warrant the long wait though
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from danowat :I can list a number of things wrong with the world.

Money
Power
Religion

And about a million other things that niether I, nor 99.9% of the worlds population can do anything about, regardless of what some people would like to believe.

IIRC John Lennon wrote a song about that....and it became a classic!

(I Imagine you all know what one I'm talking about!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
WAIT FOR WINDOWS 7...It is so good I am trying to get it to have my babiez!!
If you cant wait, grab one with no OS and install Win 7 beta yourself.

Bladeys Patented OS Performance Benchmark:
1) Open Winrar.
2) Select 300 Mb file (ANY 300Mb file will do!)
3) Select "Add to archive"...but try splitting it into 100 BYTE parts...
4) Wait...and see whether the computer happily dumps zillions of *.part files on your desktop, or dies waving the Blue Flag of Death.

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