Thread title suggests coitus in exchange for cruise server

Last edited by CSU1, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:32.

Quote from E.Reiljans :

CSU1, AlterIWNet became epic trash after NTAuthority has left, not sure why you're still playing it.

NTAuthority is back on the scene FYI...

Quote :

Oh, it's me. Yes, me. I'm back. Sort of.

Unread postby NTAuthority » Thu May 05, 2011 12:32 am
This one's important, folks, so no skimmin'. NTAuthority here, your boss and founder of aIW?the best damn CoD modification on Earth. How good is the news here? Get a load a? this: as of this evening, I am back!

For who is the game fun if everyone has a blast shield and you're the only one noob tubing?
Now, yer probably askin? yourself, "NTA, come on now, how is this possible? Are you some manner of Dracula? Or Frankenstein? Or dependin? on yer cultural heritage, a Blackula or Latin Frankenstein?"gh632jj3

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... mm, okay. So, after a long-winded discussion (mainly with Insignia, by the way, thanks for that, and you owe me two Portal 2 achievements) with various members of the administration (most of it consisting of Insignia trying to convince me to return), I've decided to accept the (highly reasonable, thank you) terms given by the administration for a return to aIW, and as such am pretty much back on the team - with a few restrictions, but I don't really care (they made me say that!).

Most of the previous plans set by the development team (formerly known as the NDT) will still be followed (including the surprise for aIW's birthday, which will be awesome), however, with a few changes, most of which positive. The original (messy) rewritten (read: copypasted without cleaning up) client code (hey, I don't blame them, they at least tried) will be scrapped, and my own rewritten (read: copypasted and cleaned up) client/server code (yep, merged) I've been secretly working on for the past few days will be used for the upcoming release.

As I'm lazy (as you might know), Flux (what is that crap anyway? expecting people to use XML in native code) will still be used for this upcoming release, however in addition to OMG IT'S NEW and Flux, a few useful features (wow, usefulll featureeessss) will be implemented as well.

Anyway, glad to be back on board, and hope y'all didn't miss me too much. :P For the record, my Black Ops project is put on hold for now (though it'll likely continue, I had it put on hold for a month or so already), but my new research will hopefully allow me to present some awesome features for IW4 in the future.

Quote from Uke :

For who is the game fun if everyone has a blast shield and you're the only one noob tubing?

YOu could argue that if it upset you that much why were you on that server in the first place?

As is with LFS, drifters and just about any MP title on the planet there's always kind, normal and decent folk on the majority of the servers...

Last edited by CSU1, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:43.

Quote from Uke :

Fun for you, not fun for the others. There needs to be a way to counter any weapon in the game, sadly in cod, there is no way to counter some stuff, like op killstrea rewards, or noobtubers.

There's ways to counter all KS and weapons...

The likes of the AC130...you can just have the cold-blodded perk so it can't see you...

GL - just use a blast shield to counter...

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Unless MW3 has a new engine it'll be the same annoying crap as in MW1+2+Black ops.

A half decent story with a few nice details but ruined by the AI and general feel.

^^ do many people actually play the storyline???

I've never went near SP in any FPS, I just head straight for the servers.

Would be interesting to have them only release and work on MP only titles - would probably a lot lighter on the pocket too

Quote from Boris Lozac :

Says a guy who likes to camp in a bush for 2 hours in COD

I DEFENDING THE FLAG FFS

/

...but that's my point, the broader public (masses) don't watch this stuff, give the choice > any of the above or Coronation St. and they choose tha latter - both shows are pointless (Through The Wormhole & Sci-Fi Science) IMO

...you know, after watching Dr. Michio Kaku's snippets in physics debates over the years I have to say that I'm kind of disappointed with all of this. The show seems as if it's being run on a really small budget and tries to educate it's viewers in such a "dumbed-down" way that it's mind-numbingly boring to watch and it's hard to take him serious anymore

Through Das Piehole with Morgan "knob-end"Freeman - wtf Discovery? , this joker has not the first clue of any of what he so poorly reads off to the camera, I don't like him in Movies and giving him this gig is surely a joke?

/rant

WTF is wrong with GL???

Nothing do I like more than sitting / waiting in teh bushes with my GL

Quote from DevilDare :

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Cool The Jet's - The Chase

http://www.youtube.com/user/20TheChase11?feature=mhsn

Friend of mine's band, I quite like this song

Quote from JJ72 :

Pffff...even playing Nerf guns are more hardcore than you sitting on a couch pressing buttons.

Okey dokely, before anyone sayes that word...you know the one that starts with a H, ends in ERS and has a ACK in it, I just want to point out that this has given me hours upon hours of enjoyment. Especially the fact that I don't ever recall a crash or stutter or hiccup from the game - it floats my boat.

Stick to the servers you know that don't contain the aforementioned word ^^

This is quiet evening on the servers LoL.


FTR - I still stand by my comment, all other titles are for lil' girls =)

Quote from aroX123 :

ModernWarfare 1, MW2, MW3, World At War and Black Ops all looks the same to me, all these years and it looks the excact same. Only guns and maps are changed. Boring.

COD is for men, all the rest are for little girls

pffffffffffff. lmao

ants:

...thanks guy's dunno whats going on here

Quote from GAVD999 :

have you tried connecting to another host with it? go to lfsworld>racers/hosts online and click on the remote icon on the host list

yep, nothing.
what ver. of flash you on > http://www.whatismyflash.com/
Installed Flash Player: 10.3.181

reading other posts it seems with every update of flash comes ever increasing security certificate measures

still nothing, this appears for 2 seconds at top left


^^ - it would seem that bubbles = false lol

wtf

same in Firefox, Google Chrome & IE9...(Windows 7 64bit)

hummm....

Have tried it on two PC's across three browsers - nothing

Logo just shows and will stay till I click then the logo minimizes and nothing...

...was going to leave it running on a tablet whilst I race but...

Is it down?

Quote from Agniz :

Quote from Uke :

The pie is a lie? D:

Thought twas cake:dopey:

useless horrid looking piece of shite - plays like a retarded sealion on steroids

:001_007: = Lie

Thanks

Does anyone have a solution to auto change the profiler profile?

It's a pain going back and forth to set wheel lock...

Can't stand those ***king scumbags who hang around and in the holiday resort club's and bars like vultures looking to take advantage of women. A local got what was coming to him as I was arrested in Saolu and spent the night in the drunk tank for intervening an attempt by a local whom had drugged both a holiday goer and her partner...seems commonplace in most of our beloved holiday destinations, though that's one place you need only visit once, what a ***King kip of a place that.

...I've more drink related mental and physical scars than you could shake a stick at - it's horrible stuff...I suppose my prob is I just can't stop when I start > for example:

I go to the local everyone orders a round...10 minutes pass
Others are 50% through their pints...I order another
I seem to drink 50% faster than anyone else...
Then come the shorts
Then comes the belligerent nonsense waffle
Then comes the chippie'
Then comes the fight

Seems pretty typical for me - I just can't drink

Some people can, others should not.

I'd hit thatpirate: