Cock, my doctor tells me i had an alergic reaction in my throat resulting in extreemly painful swelling from eating cock.

I should'nt have listned to my butchers when he offered me the cock, shudda just went with regular chicken.

Now i must spray a solution that is 8% pure ethanol in my mouth, weeeeeeeee

Kev was from down under was he not...?
Make of that what you will.

Fact: The Moon is gay, lets blow it up.

http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

WTF?

I did'nt know this

must mean warewolfs are gay too

Crikey !

lmao!

...tried Vista once and hated it.

Is this not a problem with vistas stupid ruddy account control on folder and file access? Look into UAC and how to run as root.

... Dell 20" monitor €107 + free shipping!



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Panel Size:
20"
Aspect Ratio
Widescreen
Panel Type:
TN - Twisted Nematic
Max Resolution:
1600 x 900 at 60 Hz
Contrast Ratio:
1000:1 standard contrast ratio (typical)
Brightness:
250 cd/m2 (typical)
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I thought a thread such as this would be handy to discuss the latest bargains on the interwebs

Logitech DriveFX Axial Feedbac ... & Pedals for Xbox 360

Free UK delivery and at only £19.93 it's a bargain

Good entry level wheel for the young sim racers to be among us

Edit

*facepalm* SOLD OUT!

but you get the idea !!!

Wow , i really should give them some money in return for something that is not a ****ing notebook

I play lfs soon

Weeeeeeeeeee

*looks at oromucosal spray at bedside and realises its jam packed with ethanol*

Weeeeeeeee2

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Quote from Shadowww :

Linux is working with networks in much better way, so you have lower pings and less chances of timeouts with same connection.

BS - most wireless device drivers are designed to be run in a Windows envoirnment, hacking the shite out of it untill it works seems to be the way for the Linux guy's but as time goes on support gets better.

For wired networks I agree, but not with new devices.

assuming the materials cost little or nothing and as said above an average of about $2 a round seems well worth ones while.

What about artillary shells and sidewinder missiles?

I know someone who wants some?

...so how long would it take to make ~50 rounds Forbin?

Quote from batteryy :

disarming people would be the stupidest thing to do, kills would come alot more brutal then
now it might be a shot to head but id they would disarm ppl it would be hitting someone to head with an axe

This seems to be Obama's plan, I was watching an interview last night and he plans to ban arms in all states replacing them with inflateable rubber axes and hammers - he firmly believes this will make America a safer place

*can't wait* for the robberys 'caught on tape' - 'man enters drug store and beats poor shop assistand silly with rubber axe'

LOL!

Quote from Bean0 :

Use the Windows 7 RC until it is out ?

You can preorder it for about £50 unless stocks of the offer are out.

...Have it burned to a disk already and could start using it but It's probably almost certain that the drivers that I have on the OEM CD's for my notebooks(two notebooks with wiped HDD's(don't ask why:shy)will not work with W7 or Vista, plus I'm used to working with XP and all the tools and apps I've collected over the years are designed for XP, sooo, I guess I'm probably just being a bit of an anorak - XP works for me, and I just don't have a whole lot of patience left for dealing with integration of a new OS not designed for the notebooks.

Thanks for the suggestion though

@ bladerunner - Where to download from then, I assumed it was the key I have paid for three times over already but where do I DL from the MS website somewhere???

E;

Yes, I ~could search for the 'correct' torrent, but chances are it's been tampered with etc. unless you have a legal legitimate link to a copy for me my dear friend?

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Too many cooks at the Linux broth has me unsure of third party drivers and support, waiting for integration for popular every-day hardware is a pain, so, with car keys and euros in hand just about to leave for the nearest PC outlet to buy XP I ask anyone, can I use my old product keys for XP(I have bought three notebooks with XP home installed)and can I just download XP from MS or do I need to buy?

The first person who suggests I DL a cracked XP gets a slap in the face

also, I've tried WinBuilder and nLite with no success as it just will not work with backup partitions like the ones on my notebooks.

TY~

Quote from danthebangerboy :

And as for not removing the battery, i don't know of any reason why you shouldn't do it that way, as it has the same effect as using the jumper reset method.

My old PC had to be done like that because the jumper had been jammed onto the pins so tightly i would have broken the board trying to take it off.

Resetting that by removing the battery never caused a problem at all.

...I guess it's easyer to jump the jumper(?) than get a tool or earth-strap for your wrist to remove the battery, as with all small batterys the second you touch it it starts to die

Just wait for the PS4 to come out, it has mor buttons

http://www.wikihow.com/Reset-Your-BIOS

...but I don't recommend it, ...

So you have no Windows install disk handy?...

Quote from danthebangerboy :

Oh yeah, oops, the processor is a pentium 4 2.53ghz (socket478, so old!)

With regard to GFX cards, im kinda limited as its an old board i have got, so it can only take AGP/IDE devices, no SATA or PCI-e for me.

Ill try and find an online host with about the same kinda grid and moniter the usage.

A quick fix would be to set out a list of apps needed running for a barebones system leaving only what you really need running whilst driving LFS.

Post a list of the msconfig startup tab, running processes and active services(services.msc).

Have you got a second PC in the house doing nothing on the same network? If so why no run a dedi LFS host on it? Sure beats trying to have your PC handle the AI

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

That my friend is a hangover cure in a can. Open Can, Toast, Burn the hell out of both of them and serve in a plate/bowl/last nights empty kebab tray, down with at least 1 Ltr of Irn-Bru and eat.

2 hours latter, the moment of truth comes....if it stays down, you have lined your stomach for the next seesion in the pub or for the rest of the day. If it all comes up then all the toxins are away, one way or the other.

... , even the thought of it again is enough to do the job - ]

#pedigree chum was 10c dearer than this shite and on the shelf next to it, shudda gone for the good stuff, well, I'll know the next time.

*cracks open the pork smoshages and spagetti hoops*

:sheep::noob:

He's a pro

Quote from danthebangerboy :

If you have a copy of XP (im guessing thats your OS?) then i would just re-install windoze and see if it helps, total wipe and start from afresh.

If its as bad as you say then its got to be worth a try IMO

+1

...and stop shitting in your PC senninah25, it's a very bad habbit

...sorry, don't ave a clue about 8x and 4x GFX thingimy, but if you say other games run with no problems I'd guess maybe there is something up with the folder you have LFS in or the likes...

Where is LFS?

Try run LFS on C:\ ...

Sorry, tis all I can think of atm...

Curiosity saw me buy this for lunch today, well...is't like posh dog food .... Yuck. Never again

*pukes*

...what about other games, have you tested?

Tried testing your memory?

What is the CPU doing during, any abnormal large amounts of CPU time being used by other apps?

WTF?

Why would anyone want to eat at a public computer?...at least have some to disinfectant wipes on the table...

Dirty