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CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from dadge :a sex change?

So.

What tricks would you recommend with klutch after the big day?

Classic Gimp, or?

...
CSU1
S2 licensed
Kudo's Scawen - on the ball.

I never realized such a small thing like this could have such a heavy impact with on-line gaming...never seen nor heard policy's that ensure good time-keeping neither.

Is this time-keeping already dealt with in LFS, ie. does host and client communicate time difference?...I imagine such a small thing would be useful as to rely on the OS time is useless?????
CSU1
S2 licensed
can't get enough of these helicopters...last time I had this much fun was in my Raindance in GTA =)

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F**K IT NOT AGAIN *WRONG THREAD*
CSU1
S2 licensed
Ok, so you can't afford to get decent BB at your home and sure as hell don't have the money for a hardware networking solution.

What I can give you here is two pieces of software that kick the ass out of any hardware network port/hub/switch/router...it does tkae a little time to set up (a guess for a n00b would be a good three hours to get up and running).

Install VMware
Install PFsense

You'll nedd to install this on the PC nearest the BB, the PC must have two NIC's, for example ethernet and wifi on same machine (or even better two eth NIC's)

I have used both before for a public AP and the possibilities are endless with numerous topographical options to play around with.

As I've said, be prepared to spen some time though but you will learn a lot of general networking theory from it...good hands on stuff

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reading your post above YOU NEED TO RESTRICT THE NUMBER OF TOTAL CONCURRANT CONNECTIONS LOLz!
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CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from Bob Smith :Not sure if it was mentioned yet, but just as important as throttling maximum upload rate, you should limit the maximum number of connections too. The way I see if, each connection gets an equal share of the network, so if your torrent client keeps 100 active connections, eah tab in your web browser is going to get less than 1% of the line.

Guess who's on uncle Bob's ignore list LoL
CSU1
S2 licensed
wtf...slap your bro in teh chops and set his GLOBAL up AND download limits to 40% of the net total, and LIMIT CONCURRANT NUMBER OF CONNECTIONS> simpleZ

effin cisco routers LoLz!
CSU1
S2 licensed
...global max download set too?
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from Kerguelen :(Long story short, no wheel, windows XP, 360pad has no deadzone, PS2 pad wont calibrate=hypersensative control, so spend most time on blackwood driving car I can control)

How do you long timers cope? I've only been here a short while and already I'm tired of the same old sh*t
If I'm gonna lose a place ie:(undefendable/wrong road position etc) I take that medicine because thats racing. But on the other hand with the role reversed I'm forever being punted off the road, tagged down the straight, smacked from behind (not rubbing but hit at 100mph closing speed) And all this for 7th place or something like that.

I seem the have the knack for avoiding In most cases the dreaded 1st corner debacle's and although I'm not as fast as most drivers here (1:34.5 pb) I try to defend my place as is my right (no waving or extreme blocking included)

I guess what I'm really trying to fish out here is S2 the same (only S1 atm) because of the above mentioned control issue
I don't want to spend anymore more money meaning the S2 license & g25/27 on what is fast becoming a very frustrating experience , this is a fantastic game ruined by awful petulant moronic driving.

PLEASE tell me S2 is better....

There are a number of guides related to the use of gamepads, here's one, and there are a few others around if you search for them.

Try to steer clear of DD servers like Cargame.nl (to begin with) as mentioned above and choose your company/servers wisely as there are a lot of messers out there.

You'll find that there are mainly four types of racing that go on in LFS, competitive, Destruction Derby, Cruising & Drifting...personally I stay away from the latter two as I preferre a good close race as I suspect you too do.

Gamepads com into their own when on DD servers where extreme lock-lock speeds are required for getting out of trouble, using a wheel in this situation is not impossible but is more impractical in terms of comfort.

Try not to get too discouraged as the good of the many really do outweigh the bad of the few in LFS, there is heart-stopping close racing to be had almost every evening on the majority of the servers pending your ability not to balls it up and retain your nerve keeping at the top of the pack.

If you are any way serious about wanting close real racing get any wheel.

hope this helps
CSU1
S2 licensed
...Lulzsec can kiss my hairy pasty arse.
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from arco :Doesn't it sync both ways? Like if somethings missing on the PC side, it syncs from the phone, and when somethings missing on the phone side, it syncs from the PC? Obviously, anyone with half a brain but Apple, would expect that's how it should work.

LoL !

Think about that one again arco
CSU1
S2 licensed
...sounds like your wifey ain't going to get a whole lota work done with you around hogging the PC =)
CSU1
S2 licensed
IDK ... maybe with all the new performance tweaks he's made he might beable to have LFS handle fluid dynamics too!

Problem is though, there's no half doing it and if it were to be done it would need to be done right.

I guess ice/snow would be much easyer than rain to render???


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LMAO - it looks like I may have stumbled into th WRONG THREAD...sorry folks
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CSU1
S2 licensed
Bawbag - this stuff is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall over the interwebs http://www.yamipod.com/main/modules/home/ for eg.

can't remember which application specifically I used...

If it's jailbroken SSH to it and simply copy all the folders...

Quote from Tomba(FIN) :LOL iphone is shit!

Stick yer lil' green Android ur yer arse!

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like so =)



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Dustin is talking about http://www.fallenred.net/defraggle/
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CSU1
S2 licensed
...just open the ext. USB enclosure and remove the 500gb hdd and connect it diect to the SATA cable inside the PC - no need to clone.

Use the 320GB as your OS drive and the 500GB for your files/games/pics whatever
CSU1
S2 licensed
even though this has benn suggested umpteen times before;

I don't see why the 'larger' hosts could not allow this (with strict rules on high ping clients of course)...
CSU1
S2 licensed
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy With It

=)
CSU1
S2 licensed
Double Posts FTW !

Soo, I've spent the last X number of hours filling my store and making it beautiful only to realize that I'm running into a deal breaker.

I'm having trouble with this code:


<?php 
// Original Virtuemart Code:
// $Itemid = "&Itemid=".$this->getShopItemid();
// VM-Expert Hack – Start

// Strip the parameters from the $text variable and parse to a temporary array
$tmp_text=str_replace('amp;','',substr($text,strpos($text,'?')));
if(
substr($tmp_text,0,1)=='?'$tmp_text=substr($tmp_text,1);
parse_str($tmp_text,$ii_arr);

// Init the temp. Itemid
$tmp_Itemid='';

$db = new ps_DB;

// Check if there is a menuitem for a product_id (highest priority)
if ($ii_product_id=intval($ii_arr['product_id'])) {
$db->query"SELECT id FROM #__menu WHERE link='index.php?option=com_virtuemart' AND params like '%product_id=$ii_product_id%' AND published=1");
if( 
$db->next_record() ) $tmp_Itemid $db->f("id");
}
// Check if there is a menuitem for a category_id
$ii_cat_id=intval($ii_arr['category_id']);
if ( 
$ii_cat_id && $tmp_Itemid=='') {
$db->query"SELECT id FROM #__menu WHERE link='index.php?option=com_virtuemart' AND params like '%category_id=$ii_cat_id%' AND published=1");
if( 
$db->next_record() ) $tmp_Itemid $db->f("id");
}
// Check if there is a menuitem for a flypage
$ii_flypage=$ii_arr['flypage'];
if (
$ii_flypage && $tmp_Itemid=='') {
$db->query"SELECT id FROM #__menu WHERE link='index.php?option=com_virtuemart' AND params like '%flypage=$ii_flypage%' AND published=1");
if( 
$db->next_record() ) $tmp_Itemid $db->f("id");
}
// Check if there is a menuitem for a page
$ii_page=$ii_arr['page'];
if (
$ii_page && $tmp_Itemid=='') {
$db->query"SELECT id FROM #__menu WHERE link='index.php?option=com_virtuemart' AND params like '%page=$ii_page%' AND published=1");
if( 
$db->next_record() ) $tmp_Itemid $db->f("id");
}
// If we haven't found an Itemid, use the standard VM-Itemid
$Itemid "&Itemid=" . ($tmp_Itemid $tmp_Itemid $this->getShopItemid());

// VM-Expert Hack - End
?>

I've been told my problems will be solved if I replace a certain part of a php file to correct some crazy errors coded into VM (menu item ID's getting mixed up with Joomla ID's), this will heavily effect SEO if not corrected, and any SEO plugin components will not function because it just loops and 404's.

My problem is I don't code, I have tried to replace the code line-by-line but it gets medded up...am I right in assuming that where it sayes 'AND' that is not a new line???

EDIT: WTF the BB PHP tags answered my question LoLz

NM.....
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Haha to be honest it was on the hat rack at work. (yeah don't ask) and I said if I could have it, so they said "yeah if you want" (thinking I was joking) and I bloody well took it home!

A man is not complete without a sombrero.

tell me you were drivin a bike at the time and had it hanging on yer back LOL:moped:
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CSU1
S2 licensed
how could I? There is BBcode dedicated to this act hombre :bandit:
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Funny how 80% of the people who post in this POST YOUR FACE thread don't do it.

Agreed, we need to start doing it for them


















here comes....



























LoLz!



































HOLA - ME Do TEH CHACHA!
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from BlakjeKaas :I have never even heard about over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats.

IT everywhere DUDE!

Quote from BlakjeKaas :So if you could give me some information on over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats

GOOGLE o.O?

Quote from BlakjeKaas :However, I don't know if over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats comfortable to wear?

Why post then?

Quote from BlakjeKaas :Will the over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats made to last a long time?

how long do you need?

Quote from BlakjeKaas :What about volume on the over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats, when I'm lying in my bed, most of the time the volume on headphones is too high, therefore I can't sleep.

wtf???????? whats that go to do with the Dre??? turn OFF YOUR EARPHONES ?

Quote from BlakjeKaas :However, I also want to be able to listen to over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats cancel out outside volume?
On the train it would be nice, however on a bike I would want to hear cars coming.

over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats comes with external microphone to hear external things wired into earphones TURN OFF YOUR EARPHONES!!!


Quote from BlakjeKaas :All in all, I don't know what to expect from over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats, do they have a website with some information?

GOOGLE, DR DRE COMES IN YOUR EAR

Quote from BlakjeKaas :Are the over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats available in Holland too, what about shipping costs?

I SWAP ONE POUND OF WEED FOR DR DRE over-ear beats by dr dre studio, beats by dr dre pro, beats by dr dre solo, beats by dr dre solo hd (white), beats by dr dre solo (black), beats by dr dre solo (red), beats by dr dre (just beats solo) and I certainly have never heard of in-ear beats by dr dre tour, beats by dr dre ibeats, beats by dr dre just beats, beats by dr dre heartbeats, beats by dr dre diddybeats, beats by dr dre beats beats, I suggest YOU DO the SAME!!!

Quote from BlakjeKaas :Thanks in advance for any information that will be provided.

dofollow to sexy sheep please
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CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from kentis123 :

do you have a couple of beats by dr dre. Would you recommend them or not?
Who are your favorite beats? I do not have any beats by dr dre. But in gonna buy a couple of beats this week

:d:d:d:d:d:d
Quote :'i'm twenty-six years old and i'm not married
i don't even have any kids and i can't cook'
[eminem:](hello!) i'm over here sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
cause i never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
[chorus: X2]
i never meant to give you mushrooms girl
i never meant to bring you to my world
now you sitting in the corner crying
and now it's my fault my fault (1st chorus: It was an accident!!)
[eminem:] wait! Where you goin? You better be careful
[susan:] leave me alone dad, i'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
[eminem:]i'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
i'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find dave he's the one who gave me these
[eminem:]'john, where's dave at before i bash you?'
[john:] he's in the bathroom; i think he's takin a crap dude!
'dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
[eminem:]there's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
of spring break, how long do these things take to wear off?'
[dave:] well it depends on how may you had
[eminem:]'i took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin lysol'
[dave:] she's gonna die dude
[eminem:]'i know and it's my fault!'
[dave:] my god!!!
[chorus: X2]
i never meant to give you mushrooms girl
i never meant to bring you to my world (1st chorus: I'm sorry!)
now you sitting in the corner crying
and now it's my fault my fault

FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG