Most of my accidents seem so unfunny in comparison to these
I was driving home late one night in the beast that is the Yaris, with a mate following me in a mahoosive Landcruiser. The roads were almost deserted, so we were giving it fair welly. There was a car in front of me at one stage, tipping away at 80/90-ish, so we slowed down to follow. Next thing I know he stopped dead in the middle of the road, going downhill on a greasy ass road. I somehow managed to grind to a halt microns from his back bumper, but for a good 5/6 seconds I heard a screeching behind me, and saw a Landcruiser aiming for me. The inevitable bang came, but luckily the car in front was actually trying to turn right, and had finished turning, because I was pushed down the road for a good 20 feet, even with my brakes locked. We got out and surveyed the damage, nothing major other than a few scratches to my boot, he had bullbars so no airbags had gone off. We heard sirens, so we got back in and pegged it away onto the motorway before we were caught
A couple of 17 year olds racing down the city outskirts crash in the middle of the road with no witnesses and about 200 feet of skidmarks, I don't think that would have gone well.
Also had my first tip parking, the first day after getting my full licence. I was parking in the local underground shopping centre carpark, so I went down wheels spinning, tearing around corners, smoke everywhere. The first space I found was beside 2 girls getting out of a Corsa or something (the point is, they looked hot :shy
, so I skidded to a halt, threw it into reverse (with a satisfying crunch), and tried to burnout into the space. What I didn't see was the red and white striped support pillar on my offside, and smacked into it with a nice cracking noise. I was too embarrassed to finish the manoeuvre, so I ran away
And another embarrassing moment was when I was parking outside my friend's girlfriend's house dropping her home, I mounted the kerb outside her door and as I brought the offside back onto the road (it's a wide footpath...), I heard a lovely crack as my sump smacked into the concrete. There was no damage done, not even leaking
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another one was one of my first weeks driving on my own, I came into a multistory car park in town (one with the really smooth floors) with a friend beside me, and thought it would be an idea to burnout around the corner from where you get your ticket to the ramp leading up to next floor. I managed it fine, smoke billowing everywhere of course, and hit the ramp in second doing a good 60km/h. I heard a very loud bang, and stopped at the top to investigate. No damage whatsoever, it's still a mystery
Another multistory fail I had was in a different one, only a couple of weeks ago. I had a couple of lads in the car from school, as were out on lunch. They wanted me to go to the roof, as one lad's dad worked in an office across the street and they wanted to shout obscenities (as you do...). We got to the top, and there was a fair puddle. Feeling brave, I parked with my front wheels in the puddle, took her to the redline and dropped the clutch. The car spun for a few seconds on the spot somehow, but then launched off on me, and I had to go around the corner in front. I decided to rip the handbrake for the laugh, even though this was on grippy stuff and it was dry out. It worked anyway, and I slid sideways for about 30/40 feet. But then the car was more than likely on two wheels, as it found grip again. I got out to inspect the damage, and found the rear mudguard had gotten trapped under a metal strip running along the ground, and pulled half the car in the air rather than fall off. <3 Toyota engineering
Actually, this car has been given some abuse in its time, including at least 200 miles so far of being redlined down the motorway in 5th to top out at 190km/h. But it doesn't show any of it, and still demolishes any other car less than a 1.4l (it's a 1.0l). I'm convinced the Toyota plant made a mistake and put something else under the bonnet, it's even beaten a 2.0l turbo Avensis in a race
I know I give it way too much abuse, but it's only a temporary car while I'm waiting for mine to be ready (next weekend actually), and it seems to love taking abuse
The tyres are still road legal even after 6 months of burnouts from every stop sign/red light, handbrake turns on anything from gravel to concrete and understeering around roundabouts at 80km/h. It's been rear-ended by a 2 tonne jeep with nothing but a scratch. I've been practising my short-throws (with nice clunking and grinding as a by-product) and it still engages all gears spot on. It's more indestructible than a Hilux