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GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
...unfortunately for Haruna, it actually makes things WORSE because now he's passing by them at an even faster speed. He's going about ??????????????????????????? km/h down the highway but will the overloaded shield benefit him or will it put him off-course?
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides to take it to the city freeway, but here's a problem: he's going onto it the wrong way. Avoiding wrong-way rushhour traffic, his shields begin to recharge insanely fast and suddenly his shields are overloaded from his reckless driving, forcing him to use the shield booster to get rid of the overshield.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
As Haruna approached a forked road, there was the rural road to the left which everyone else was taking, which was longer but far safer, and to the right, a dangerous city route where the right side of the road in America is the WRONG side of the road in Japan. Like the crazyarse he was, he decides to take the city path, earning him a nice slap in the face by the girl with the winged backpack who was with him.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The nukes drain the shields to 10%, disabling Haruna's main method of breaking the sound barrier without using full throttle, for the time being. He goes all-out and heads straight for the mountain and fires a barrage of 60 missiles all at once at the Isetta. After that, he uses the miniguns at the front to force Die's car into another farm, although it actually works in Die's favor (the farm path happens to be faster for his car.)
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna manages to shake off the charge of C4, and he then decides the guys behind him will take it. So it flys off behind him and flys right into the path of KITT, causing KITT not to be destroyed but more rather flying several km off the course.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Landing back onto the ground, Haruna then decides to order a gigantic ramp from GRLTD to lay behind him so others go flying...
So he lays the ramp down, but it's landed infront of him and now he has to activate "missiles" mode to move about in the air.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The bike slides off harmlessly into a grass ditch. The girl with wings on her backpack reappears and so does Haruna. The both of them get on the bike and go flying for the time being.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The bike somehow reappears in front of everyone, now with the rear turrets blazing and the afterburner burning away at some BMW drivers tailgating it... but who is controlling it!?
Intake/Weight Ballast handicap class ideas thread
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Hi all,
Even though we already have some "intake-restricted" classes like UFBR and the CTRA GT2's, I wonder if there are any other class ideas to throw around. Thus, I'll state my own first:

Super TBO
Cars used:
XF GTR (4% intake, 100 kg ballast, 218 bhp, 940 kgs)
FZ50 GTR (39% intake, 36 kg ballast, 232 bhp, 1136 kgs)
XR GTR (45% intake, 123 kg ballast, 250 bhp, 1223 kgs)
FXO GTR (46% intake, 110 kg ballast, 245 bhp, 1210 kgs)

The class idea is to bring the GTR's down to TBO-level power/weight ratios and weight similar to TBO class cars. I always wondered what the TBO cars would be like with only slicks and downforce added, so I think this is a nice solution. I find the CTRA-GT2 setup to be too powerful to be closely related to STBO.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
[Changed the status of drivers with wrecked/parked/non-Still Racing status to "Taking it Easy" to reflect this.]

Haruna is curious as to what happened to the rest of the competition. Only KITT seems to be rivaling him, and even then KITT was taking it easy compared to Haruna who was pushing hard to extend the lead.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna leaves the service station after some small rest and making out with the girl with the backpack with wings, he blasts past everyone as the morning slowly comes... with a massive lead not only due to speed, but the delay of others, Haruna is in good shape to win, but the others have probably restocked on weapons and stuff.

There are some predictions that there is going to be a massive amount of traffic and a lot of cops towards the finish, it will come down truly to the clever driving and weapons use...

Current standings as of this post:
P) Driver / Machine / Status
1) GTR_Yuni / GR1500XG / Still Racing
2) Luke.S / K.I.T.T. / Still Racing (Auto Pilot)
3) DieKolkabre / Stinger (935 body?) / Still Racing
4) 5haz / Rover SD1 / Still Racing
5) Migz / DeLorean / Still Racing
6) Furiously-Fast / Civic / Still Racing
7) mookie427 / Winnebago / Still Racing
8) LineR32 / Asurada / Still Racing
9) brt900 / Smart ForFun / ???
10) Chrisuu01 / Ikea Chair / Taking it Easy
11) Jon606 / Isetta / Taking it Easy
12) LFSn00b / Lambo Tractor / Taking it Easy
13) Thunderhead / Yugo / Taking it Easy
Last edited by GTR_Yuni, . Reason : rules
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
...what left-rear wheel? Oh, wait.

<expletive deleted>

Haruna limps off to a service station. He phones GRLTD, because he still don't have mines and now his tyres are b0rked.

H: "Hello?"
G: "What the **** you want now?"
H: "I need new tyres and mines, and a full ammo restock?"
G: "OK, pay up $76,500 at the next window"
H: *pays at the next window*
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
While Die moons the others, Haruna uses 5% of the energy shield to boost ahead of DK. He lets off yet another "boost fart" as well, which begins to cause problems.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The missile misses Haruna's bike, but he's lost a lot of ground and is now in 2nd.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
With the help of the girl with wings on her backpack, Haruna finds some kind of shortcut, and with her help, he takes it by flying over the woods. He leads, but the lead is very uncomfortable, and Haruna would much rather be behind the pack watching the fireworks.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna wakes up and undisguises his bike. He then drives off with full shield recharges and manages to catch up thanks to ???????????????????????????????? km/h speed driving. He notices that it's rather peaceful...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna pulls into a hotel and disguises his bike as a really cute girl.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna throws an insanely bad temper tantrum, which leads to many OSL rounds firing off from various locations of the galaxy. His bike may be "totaled", but because the bike value was $1, any damage would cause it to be totaled, anyway.

Haruna continues the race on as usual.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
As Haruna cruised alongside Furiously-Fast, he questioned the strength of the anything-proofness of his machine. "Your car maybe anything proof, but is it ANTI-ANYTHING-PROOF?"
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna casts "DEATHSTRIKE" on Chrisuu01's Ikea Chair!

It's super effective!
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna attempts to cast "DEATHSTRIKE" on FF. Because of it's anti-anything properties, Haruna falls back and then proceeds to cast it. It manages to slow FF down, but it doesn't do any real damage.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
"Pff, the OSL meant nothing to me anyway.
I have a very special trick up my sleeve that I learned from some girl with wings on her backpack: Deathstrike!"
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna manages to outrun the 5-0.
Unknowingly FF fails to realise that Haruna is right next to him... and that the OSLs are equipped with special anything-proof piercing lasers.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna put a bandage over the burned area, and got back on the bike. He proceeded to use the newly recharged shield to blast him to ???????????????????????????? km/h, allowing him to get back onto the motorway with DK.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Hmm, looks like it'll be time for me to end it all with 3 simultaneous OSL shots at "END ZA WORALDO POWWA".
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG