Quote from 5haz :

I have the flamethrower armed Haruna, watch out.

I have a laser that could wipe off the entire world Shaz, watch out.

Haruna witnesses the collision, and by some insane miracle, the missiles miss and hit a bunch of trees instead. The guys at Ouroburos, as well as Haruna, '/facepalm' at the sight.

What Furiously-Fast fails still to realize is that the Ouroburos missiles are headed straight for him. Haruna ponders if he should save FF's arse or if he should let FF get blown up.

Haruna decides that the fight between DK and KITT is getting boring, so, he instead follows 5haz in hopes that he can avoid getting blown up and being forced to see that girl with the winged backpack weep again.

Haruna decides that the fighting between Die and KITT is interesting, so, he hangs back, and eats some popcorn while the two decidedly try destroy each other.

As Haruna fell, he got right back onto the bike and let the afterburners rip. He had also consumed several hundred kilograms worth of beans before the crash, and so he farted so hard the gas generated by it was actually visible.

The signal to the OSL ends up getting miscalibrated, resulting in the shot being fired at 5haz and leaving one gigantic dent in his roof.

Haruna, still behind the KITT, decides to let the shield-booster, afterburner, and rear turret fire. He flys right up KITT, goes flying and hits a pigeon, and finally ends up in the lead with a 40 km lead... and no shields.

Haruna sees the damaged car of DK, and he orders another OSL SHOT. GRLTD decide to turn up the power to "ZA WAROULDO MAX POWAAR YAAA" level and they personally aim it at KITT, shoot the ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER SHOT, which results in almost crippling damage to KITT.

Haruna, back up and alive after his traumatizing ordeal, limps onto the completed GR1500XG bike. He thanks the stranger who revived him, but has no idea on how he could thank the stranger. Itching to test out the bike's new capabilities, he pushed it to 999+ mph and his speedometer (and engine) went insane. He tore through forests and towns and school girls, and he was now back on track.

During his catch up time, he notices that the Ouroburos missles are now after Furiously-Fast's Civic. Haruna tries to shoot the missiles down before FF can notice the missiles.

The rear turret soon runs out of ammunition, and the rear burners became ice cold. Haruna's heart raced insanely. The missiles edged closer, closer and closer, and then they hit him. The bike exploded, causing Haruna to fly out and get himself slammed all over the tarmac. His body was turned into a horrific mess of blood and gore. The girl with the winged backpack rushed to his location and sobbed once she saw what happened.

Meanwhile, GRLTD assumed him to still be well and alive and so they sent to his location a Nissan GT-R and a spare GR1500XG bike which was completed during the race.

Haruna is the first one that the missiles manage to catch up to; in a panic attack Haruna lets the rear afterburners burn and the rear turret to fire as much as possible. The odds are not looking good for him as the missiles slowly creep up behind him, the girl with the winged backpack begging for Haruna's safety.

The police is no match for the bike as Haruna and the bike somehow manages to fly off into the woods and survives the whole ordeal. His shields have been drained totally but he has managed to lose the cops. But... he's 76.5 km off the route he was supposed to take!

The Ouroburos missiles slowly begin to creep in on the racers...

Suddenly, the guys at GRLTD tried to send an warning to all the racers currently out on the road. "The ****ers at Ouroburos decided to send a large group of missiles vectored for each and every single racer <this included Haruna>, and the worst part is that a lock-on is unachieveable!"

Haruna pondered the situation and wondered if the ****ers at Ouroburos were playing too much After Burner Climax.

As Haruna edges closer and closer to the bridge, the girl with that winged backpack caught up with Haruna and carried him across the bridge safely. In response to her help, Haruna gave away all the taiyaki he had to her.

He phoned GRLTD support again, this time stating he ran out of mines.

The Tornados are overwhelmed by the monsterous power of the flash mortars and the bike's rear turrets, and Haruna is left confused as he sees pigeons reduce his just recharged shields to 40%.

Haruna calls up GRLTD support to defuse the C4 and detonator, and it works. Die's EMP fails to work on Haruna's bike as he is too far away for it to work.

Meanwhile, somewhere where mookie427's RV once stood, an Aston Martin DBR9 suddenly appears in it's place... something looks fishy about it though...

Haruna stops nearby the pub to enjoy some of the fried rice left in the storage compartment. He enjoys it, but it seems his joy might be cut short...

Haruna manages to find out through GPS that there is a one-way bridge which has enough room for only one car. He tries to find another way, but the only other way is a difficult (for a bike) mountain pass that will take much longer even without the traffic...

The schoolgirls, blindly following Die's car, trip and fall, resulting in all but one of them getting run over by the other competitors. Haruna manages to see this and nearly feints. The same girl with that winged backpack and a bomb dropped the bomb, clearing the oil slick but then turning the tarmac into dirt!

The bike, which was turned off as Haruna was falling asleep, wasn't effected by the EMP blast. The group of schoolgirls run after Die's car in some kind of rampage of sorts. Haruna then starts the bike up again only to realise he's in 5th and some 40 km behind.

Haruna's "hallucinations" seem to only get worse as the race goes on. A group of cute Japanese school girls in their uniforms speeds right past him to his left. while magical blasts fly across the sky and the traffic cars seem to have been replaced by unicorns.

While trailing behind the rest of the pack, Haruna begins to feel sleepy. He sees a girl with a winged backpack flying above him, and he begins to think he's hallucinating. That's not a good thing considering that same girl is also carrying a bomb...

"<expletive deleted>!!!!!"

Haruna swallows the taiyaki whole, nearly choking on it. He's lost his temper and decides to aim the OSL SHOT right at Die's car...

and decides not to fire it. His weapons system goes insane in the process, and is now firing away randomly between missiles, flash mortars, bouncing bright blue mines, the Lucky Star opening, and minigun rounds. Since the throttle is jammed wide open, Haruna manages to fly past Die's car with no efforts.

Last edited by GTR_Yuni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48.

Haruna makes sure that the tractor isn't the only thing in 5haz's mirrors, and in fact is actually right behind the tractor. He activates the EMP, which disables pretty much everyone's engine, including his own. Haruna uses the opportunity to enjoy the taiyaki that he stored in the storage area.

Haruna turns off the rear blasters and stops laying down micro mines after realising there is nobody behind him within his range. He switches to missile pods mode and uses a barrage of 30 homing missiles to destroy the WOMDistraction Floodlights.