"<expletive deleted>!!!!!"
Haruna swallows the taiyaki whole, nearly choking on it. He's lost his temper and decides to aim the OSL SHOT right at Die's car...
and decides not to fire it. His weapons system goes insane in the process, and is now firing away randomly between missiles, flash mortars, bouncing bright blue mines, the Lucky Star opening, and minigun rounds. Since the throttle is jammed wide open, Haruna manages to fly past Die's car with no efforts.
Haruna swallows the taiyaki whole, nearly choking on it. He's lost his temper and decides to aim the OSL SHOT right at Die's car...
and decides not to fire it. His weapons system goes insane in the process, and is now firing away randomly between missiles, flash mortars, bouncing bright blue mines, the Lucky Star opening, and minigun rounds. Since the throttle is jammed wide open, Haruna manages to fly past Die's car with no efforts.
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Haruna makes sure that the tractor isn't the only thing in 5haz's mirrors, and in fact is actually right behind the tractor. He activates the EMP, which disables pretty much everyone's engine, including his own. Haruna uses the opportunity to enjoy the taiyaki that he stored in the storage area.
Haruna turns off the rear blasters and stops laying down micro mines after realising there is nobody behind him within his range. He switches to missile pods mode and uses a barrage of 30 homing missiles to destroy the WOMDistraction Floodlights.
Haruna turns off the bike ignition to close off the uplink, he falls behind and the shots manage to miss him. As DK pulls off into the distance, Haruna reignites the bike ignition and blasts "Motteke! Sailor Fuku" from the Lucky Star anime opening from his insanely loud speakers, in hopes of annoying the crap out of Fredthebest.
The minigun rounds land a few hits on the bike's shields, but not before Haruna decides to activate the rear turret to land a few hits on DK's own car. He then calls up GRLTD Support and orders 1 ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER SHOT.
Haruna: "Hi GRLTD"
Support: "GRLTD here can I take your order?"
Haruna: "One OSL SHOT please"
Support: "OK that will be $7.65, pay up via PayPal"
*pays via PayPal*
Haruna: "Hi GRLTD"
Support: "GRLTD here can I take your order?"
Haruna: "One OSL SHOT please"
Support: "OK that will be $7.65, pay up via PayPal"
*pays via PayPal*
The shots manage to hit the bike, but not before the energy shield could intervene with the potential destruction. The shields manage to drain down to 70%.
"OK this railgun is ineffective, let's try the rear booster..."
Haruna's bike leaves a trail of flames and bouncing bright blue mines as he boosts his way past DK and 5haz, but it seems that Haruna didn't lose them yet...
"OK this railgun is ineffective, let's try the rear booster..."
Haruna's bike leaves a trail of flames and bouncing bright blue mines as he boosts his way past DK and 5haz, but it seems that Haruna didn't lose them yet...
Thanks to some supersonic travel, the bike manages to catch up to the lead pack. The ECM pod somehow manages to jam Haruna's signal to recieve the Clannad clip he was watching, and he gets ticked off at this. Slowing the bike to DieKolkrabe's pace, Haruna charges up the mini-railgun and...
...misses.
...misses.
After eating the burned marshmellows of the GRLTD team, Say and his bike finally leave. He decides to use the full power of the micro-thrusters and this allows him to blow past the flames and oil slick. Haruna then decides to watch a small clip of Clannad, but it seems he's forgotten all about auto-pilot...
Team General Resource Update
As the final hours of testing close at GRLTD's test track, the GRLTD team decided to use the Rear Burner feature of the prototype to roast marshmellows. Unfortunately it seems to have burned quite a few...
Haruna Say still appears too scared to push the GR1500XG bike to it's absolute limit, despite the many hours and days spent in an in-house simulator and on several interstates. "This is the 765th time he's not managed to break the sound barrier. If he doesn't break it by the end of the race, I'm going to take the brakes off that thing and send him on his way to hell," his team manager said.
Still, a few members doubt Haruna will even make it past the first kilometer. "Five hundred thousand euros says Say's supersonic bike goes flying off into the woods on the Autobahn and crashes while he's watching the latest episodes of Clannad or Toradora. I think it was a bad idea to install that TV system and internets."
As the final hours of testing close at GRLTD's test track, the GRLTD team decided to use the Rear Burner feature of the prototype to roast marshmellows. Unfortunately it seems to have burned quite a few...
Haruna Say still appears too scared to push the GR1500XG bike to it's absolute limit, despite the many hours and days spent in an in-house simulator and on several interstates. "This is the 765th time he's not managed to break the sound barrier. If he doesn't break it by the end of the race, I'm going to take the brakes off that thing and send him on his way to hell," his team manager said.
Still, a few members doubt Haruna will even make it past the first kilometer. "Five hundred thousand euros says Say's supersonic bike goes flying off into the woods on the Autobahn and crashes while he's watching the latest episodes of Clannad or Toradora. I think it was a bad idea to install that TV system and internets."
I seem to be a crash magnet in a TBO car...
Nothing about oval racing was overly difficult for me...
Except the pitting and braking. With such a "staggered" car it's no wonder NASCARs are a difficult machine to tame.
Except the pitting and braking. With such a "staggered" car it's no wonder NASCARs are a difficult machine to tame.
You've got to be KIDDING me. The GT-R was an OK car in SuperGT but I doubt it will do well outside of it's homeland. I would think GT2 is a far better class for the GT-R.
The menacing #76 iDOLM@STER XRT is back again, now with a crazy rainbow and pink colour scheme and as many anime girls that you can count on your fingers/toes. Please don't flame me.
I just uploaded my hotlap, why am I still not accepted?
Don't worry. I'll probably blow up because I can't handle the bike and have NO IDEA where the brakes are (it seems my airbrakes only help under turning... wtf.)
From what I can tell, at least the graphics are not bloomed quite to hell like Undercover or Most Wanted.
Say to compete in LFSForum Wacky Races; GRLTD reveals a new supersonic bike
It is stated that today, Haruna Say (alias GTRYuni) will be participating in this year's upcoming LFSForum Wacky Races. He will be racing for General Resource LTD., a company interested advancing the future and thanks to Haruna, stuck in an endless pursuit of creating the fastest thing on two wheels.
His entry, however, is not a car or a truck like his rivals. In fact, his machine is in fact a micro-thruster powered "motorbike", the GR1500XG prototype that was found somewhere in the woods, still in OK condition. Haruna restored the bike to it's full potential, and had recently tested the bike at the Bonneville salt flats. In testing, with 40% power of the thrusters, Haruna managed to break 450 km/h within two miles. Because of the high speeds his bike can reach, his bike must be equipped not only with normal brakes but also airbrakes which disrupt the flow of air in a way that rapidly slows the bike down. Haruna can also control these airbrakes to corner tighter in case he's gone through a turn too fast.
But speed and ability to nip in and out of traffic are not his bike's only strength. It has been outfitted with the latest in weapons technology. The bike has been outfitted with two .50 calibre-capable machine guns, each able to fire at roughly three thousand rounds in a minute. If that is not enough dakka for a bike, a retracting mechanism on the rear of the bike reveals several other quart-sized gamebreakers: when it retracts towards the top, a choice of either mini-mines or another two .50 caliber-capable machine turret with auto targeting capability can be used. BMW drivers should beware. The side retraction reveals several missile pods, with a selection of homing, "straight-fire", and "flash mortar" explosives fitted to each. However, that's just the weapons mounted on the bike: Haruna's bike has also been outfitted with satillite communitcation to General Resource LTD's latest innovation in weapons technology and pwnage, the Orbital Satillite Laser. In the most basic terms, Haruna finds a target, calls up GRLTD's OSL satillite(s), and just simply watches the fireworks. For cooking, the bike is equipped with rear flamethrowers which are used both for a marginal speed boost and for barbecue. It also contains an internet and radar jammer to jam the internet of fellow racers, and to jam the radars of potential contestants using homing weapons. There is also of course, the all-classic EMP, which disables anything within it's 250 metre reach.
However, the GRLTD team did know that Haruna was going to have to travel a very long time to finish in the Wacky Races, and thus, various luxury and security items have also been equipped as well. The bike can be placed into "auto-pilot" mode, which slows the bike down to the local speed limit and automatically activates the side airbrakes according to the road ahead, giving Haruna some time to catch up on the latest anime episodes. His bike then broadcasts the shows locally to him on a small 14.5 inch screen, however small though, the quality of the videos is very high definition. He can also call his family at any time thanks to Bluetooth handless phone system, to allow them to catch up on the status of the race. His bike is also equipped with a specially equipped stereo system made from the absolute lightest materials without sacrificing quality, allowing Haruna to annoy the crap out of anti-anime fans by blasting "Motteke! Sailor Fuku" at roughly over 5000 dB. To protect the bike from most minor damages, a energy-based shield system was also employed onto his bike. Haruna can additionally use this shield system to squeeze the last few hundred km/h, but with the conditions in Wacky Races, it's unlikely.
In an attempt to bypass the "must have four wheels" rule, technically... the bike has two wheels per end. Kind of like those heavy-duty pickup trucks in America.
Specifications
Manufacturer: General Resource LTD.
Model: GR1500XG
Length: Over 2,400 mm
Width: Over 255 mm (400 with missile pods open)
Height: ?
Mass: Over 900 kgs
Engine: "Micro-plasma" thruster, rear-mounted.
0-100 km/h: 10 seconds.
0-300 km/h: 25 seconds.
Maximum Speed: 990 km/h*
Weapons:
4x .50 BMG machine guns (2x front 2x rear turret)
2x missile pod
1x ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER
5x ??? watt speaker system
1x EMP
2x thruster-based flamethrower
Luxuries:
Fully wireless connection to internets
Hands-free phone communications system
Butt warmer
15 inch screen containing bike status, GPS, and a computer monitor
Storage bridge, for his ammunition, fuel, taiyaki, and orange soda.
2x 1 terabyte hard drive
Auto-pilot system
Shielding system
Anti-hijacking systems
* - GRLTD have once gotten the bike to over 990 km/h. However, due to technical difficulties in the display, the speedometer went insane and thus the speed after 999 km/h is uncountable. We are sorry for the inconvience.
By the way- there is no co-driver.
It is stated that today, Haruna Say (alias GTRYuni) will be participating in this year's upcoming LFSForum Wacky Races. He will be racing for General Resource LTD., a company interested advancing the future and thanks to Haruna, stuck in an endless pursuit of creating the fastest thing on two wheels.
His entry, however, is not a car or a truck like his rivals. In fact, his machine is in fact a micro-thruster powered "motorbike", the GR1500XG prototype that was found somewhere in the woods, still in OK condition. Haruna restored the bike to it's full potential, and had recently tested the bike at the Bonneville salt flats. In testing, with 40% power of the thrusters, Haruna managed to break 450 km/h within two miles. Because of the high speeds his bike can reach, his bike must be equipped not only with normal brakes but also airbrakes which disrupt the flow of air in a way that rapidly slows the bike down. Haruna can also control these airbrakes to corner tighter in case he's gone through a turn too fast.
But speed and ability to nip in and out of traffic are not his bike's only strength. It has been outfitted with the latest in weapons technology. The bike has been outfitted with two .50 calibre-capable machine guns, each able to fire at roughly three thousand rounds in a minute. If that is not enough dakka for a bike, a retracting mechanism on the rear of the bike reveals several other quart-sized gamebreakers: when it retracts towards the top, a choice of either mini-mines or another two .50 caliber-capable machine turret with auto targeting capability can be used. BMW drivers should beware. The side retraction reveals several missile pods, with a selection of homing, "straight-fire", and "flash mortar" explosives fitted to each. However, that's just the weapons mounted on the bike: Haruna's bike has also been outfitted with satillite communitcation to General Resource LTD's latest innovation in weapons technology and pwnage, the Orbital Satillite Laser. In the most basic terms, Haruna finds a target, calls up GRLTD's OSL satillite(s), and just simply watches the fireworks. For cooking, the bike is equipped with rear flamethrowers which are used both for a marginal speed boost and for barbecue. It also contains an internet and radar jammer to jam the internet of fellow racers, and to jam the radars of potential contestants using homing weapons. There is also of course, the all-classic EMP, which disables anything within it's 250 metre reach.
However, the GRLTD team did know that Haruna was going to have to travel a very long time to finish in the Wacky Races, and thus, various luxury and security items have also been equipped as well. The bike can be placed into "auto-pilot" mode, which slows the bike down to the local speed limit and automatically activates the side airbrakes according to the road ahead, giving Haruna some time to catch up on the latest anime episodes. His bike then broadcasts the shows locally to him on a small 14.5 inch screen, however small though, the quality of the videos is very high definition. He can also call his family at any time thanks to Bluetooth handless phone system, to allow them to catch up on the status of the race. His bike is also equipped with a specially equipped stereo system made from the absolute lightest materials without sacrificing quality, allowing Haruna to annoy the crap out of anti-anime fans by blasting "Motteke! Sailor Fuku" at roughly over 5000 dB. To protect the bike from most minor damages, a energy-based shield system was also employed onto his bike. Haruna can additionally use this shield system to squeeze the last few hundred km/h, but with the conditions in Wacky Races, it's unlikely.
In an attempt to bypass the "must have four wheels" rule, technically... the bike has two wheels per end. Kind of like those heavy-duty pickup trucks in America.
Specifications
Manufacturer: General Resource LTD.
Model: GR1500XG
Length: Over 2,400 mm
Width: Over 255 mm (400 with missile pods open)
Height: ?
Mass: Over 900 kgs
Engine: "Micro-plasma" thruster, rear-mounted.
0-100 km/h: 10 seconds.
0-300 km/h: 25 seconds.
Maximum Speed: 990 km/h*
Weapons:
4x .50 BMG machine guns (2x front 2x rear turret)
2x missile pod
1x ORBITAL SATILLITE LASER
5x ??? watt speaker system
1x EMP
2x thruster-based flamethrower
Luxuries:
Fully wireless connection to internets
Hands-free phone communications system
Butt warmer
15 inch screen containing bike status, GPS, and a computer monitor
Storage bridge, for his ammunition, fuel, taiyaki, and orange soda.
2x 1 terabyte hard drive
Auto-pilot system
Shielding system
Anti-hijacking systems
* - GRLTD have once gotten the bike to over 990 km/h. However, due to technical difficulties in the display, the speedometer went insane and thus the speed after 999 km/h is uncountable. We are sorry for the inconvience.
By the way- there is no co-driver.
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18/21 on first run
got em all on the second.
got em all on the second.
Who was it that was holding up the line at race start, anyway!?
I was totaled on the first lap, will the session still count for me?
Thanks for the advice, thanks to you I've slammed over a second off!
Generally, the drivers online are perfectly acceptable of you, if you drive respectfully, no matter if you're near WR fast or with all laps outside of 110%. Time-wise, the average driver can pull off lap times about 1 to 7 seconds faster than the AI pilots (track depends).
Is the car wider or am I the only one who thinks the rear wing just got narrower?
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