Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

It's not, DR2 is one of the best games of the year. If you remember to save the game and can ignore slightly long loading times then Dead Rising 2 is a blast, it's hilarious too.

+1

Easily one of the best games this year.

Nisskid, R34king and Klutch... it's a bit like the three stooges, but with a car tuning twist.

Go see a doctor. There's no doctors in here!

Quote from Klutch :

why would you use a ****ing mr2 as a daily driver its COMPLETELY ****ing impractical No ****ing space no ****ing rear seats and ****ing lower than most other cars /shotglass's ****ing atittude




did i do well?

Maybe i didn't catch the sarcasm there... but...

Because some people actually enjoy driving a car that has good handling.

Why would you use a ****ing tuner car as a daily driver? It's COMPLETELY ****ing impractical. No ****ing suspension travel, a ****ing ugly bodykit, so ****ing low it can't make it up the driveway...

Did i do well?

Quote from Klutch :

Yeah but americans always make up stupid words.

Like "Hella"

No word on the history of the english language has ever irritated me so much than that.

http://www.hella.com/hella-de-de/index.html

Quote from The Very End :

It's not like I planned on not using condom, but put yourselfe in my position:

You are drunk like a stone, you can barely see and have no idea what's actually in front of you. Is it a whale - no, is it a plane - nooo, is it a girl then - absolutely not.. somehing in between of the 3 above... but ANYHOOO! So your have been drinking too much allready, and the thing gives signal that she want to get the ride of her life.. of COURSE I canot disapoint her.. I fickle around in my pockets... where the **** was that condom again? .. Oh yeah, I forgot, I of course had to be an ass an blowing it up and put it on my head to trying to be funny earlier on the night...

So what should I do? In fact I canot see propper, my willy is not impressive in it current state.. but not a chance in hell I'll disapoint, I AM The Very End FFS!! So I goes all out, hurt my dick and myself in the act, and to be honest - I couldn't care less about the condom at that moment.

"So, did the girl get satisfied?" you may ask. Certainly not is probally the right answer, but with a cheeky smile I would reply back to you : "The bitch can't ****ing move on one week..that's for sure LOL"

Now, that's a propper excuse

Post of the year. Some classic TVE stuff!

Quote from danowat :

Its not the fact it launched, it was how it launched, it was almost like the gravity had been turned down, it looked very strange.

That's what i meant.

Quote from CoolColJ :

Maybe FFB is set too high, looks like it's oscillating

Looked similar in another video about the karting tho. And what's that when he hits the curbs, those special karting physics we've been hearing about? I mean, come on!

I know i'm trolling a little here, but i'm just disappointed with many of the videos we see about GT5's gameplay. I simply have a bad feeling about it, i expect lots of car porn and weird physics from this game to be honest.

Driving cars on a track should be fun. That's why i take my car to trackdays whenever i can afford it. Because it's mad fun (this inludes driving over the limit, taking corners sideways, etc). If cars would be such a pain in the ass to drive like it looks in GT5 videos, then i wouldn't go to trackdays...

Quote from Klutch :

interesting..
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3367761

Look at that parts list... all for an ugly dodge neon. Could have simply saved up the money and bought something decent...

Quote from CoolColJ :

Karts on Monza from TGS - speed wobbles?
U.Cox - nice AI name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DU1ct-Exho

They blocked off the chicanes...

There's something seriously wrong with the physics (or it's really the wheel lag). That doesn't look right, nor fun.

I use an unprotected wireless network called "zyxel" that's been online 24/7 since i moved into my apartment three years ago. I actually just cancelled my contract with my ISP... no need to pay for internet when some noob decides to leave his network unprotected.

No idea about the speed, but it's fast enough for online gaming.

Cruise control on the other hand can also help avoiding driving too fast on motorways and getting speeding tickets.

No idea, they prefer leg humping, like the people a few posts above.

Also, imagine having an accident with all that crap in the car...

I think we have a winner...
http://www.5andadime.com/blog.php?id=1249

This one isn't bad either...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... mp;playnext=1&index=8

I was just about to say, can't you tell it's a joke?

Behold...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0kZ55m-NgU
(that's me in the video, well my hands at least)

PS: This is the LFS forum, this thread will fail... like all others... no wait, now i started it!

Quote from kamkorPL :

Too snappy. Tires are a lot more predictable in real life

Exactly. In real life, road cars on normal tires (anything that isn't slicks) are much more smooth at the limit in comparison to GT5 (prologue, time attack demo).

Quote from Foilpact :

Looks better than DIRT and its hollywood cartoon realism and circle jerk homo back patting comments at every other turn tho...

It looks like the graphics had a terrible car accident and plastic surgery wasn't an option anymore.

I'm all for graphics that look a bit "grainy" and rough without tons of motion blur and such things, but this is just bad quality, no excuses.

Quote from TehPaws3D :

But yeah, I pretty much knew it was a tits or GTFO, Sigh.. Maturity levels, Lol. Is that how EVERY male brain works? If so.. I'm totally going back to Venus and F this planet. XD

In a kinda "raw nature" way, yes...

Male Brain + Tits = Access

Female Brain + Money = Access

Logitek's Brain + Any kind of grinding or sandwiching (lingo these days, eh) involving cheap teenage whores = Access

Get used to it!

And back on topic: You probably have face aids now logitek...

Quote from CoolColJ :

The bad thing about Enthusia was the laggy steering, but the feel of the power oversteer was so natural and better than anything since IMO. The game got buried by GT4.

IMO, this isn't true (bold part). Played with a G25, there was a huge deadzone in the middle of the steering, but other than that, i can't seem to remember steering lag (and i played it a lot, last time about a year ago). After looking at some GT5 videos recently posted in this thread, i noticed how there still is steering lag. I hate steering lag (Ferrari Challenge and Supercar Challenge have this aswell, same manner as GT5). Enthusia didn't have any (apart from the huge deadzone).

Quote from danowat :

I never played Enthusia , shame they removed backwards compatibility from the PS3, I'd have liked to have played it.

With a controller it's quite frustrating (a little bit like LFS). If you can find an uber cheap PS2 on ebay and can be arsed to take the wheel out of the closet, it's still a great game. Dunno about the game itself, might be selling for way too much nowadays.

Last edited by jibber, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 07:03.

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

What a shocking excuse for a rally game. Everything about it is terrible. It looks and plays like an old Playstation game, a bad one at that.

This sums it up nicely.

Quote from CoolColJ :

Something interesting.

Enthusia on the PS2 had pretty nice physics.

Yutaka Ito was credited for the car physics
http://www.allgame.com/game.php?id=45409&tab=credits


He's also on the PD staff credits for GT Engine, but another person is credited for car simulation
http://www.mobygames.com/game/ ... urismo-5-prologue/credits

Funny, just yesterday i said to a friend that GT5 would be awesome if it had physics as good as enthusia.