rofl!! see Bob, i told you, you should shave that beard! me thinks we need a poll

what did ppl think of my last attempt? the first two are void but the last one is close i think....

arghhhhhh :vomit: dont wanna see/smell/eat any more Jaffa Cakes! I am not a sweet food person, I am more known for my crisp eating exploits..... I have just gone through another 24 pack of Jaffa Cakes....I have made 3 attempts which i have recorded and now i am trying to encode to make it more suitable size... whole vid is around 11 minutes long..... 2 attempts are void and even the last one is questionable... atleast i can say i tried!


edit: ok.. video is uploaded its 8.86mb thanks to Bob giving me a few pointers on compression with vdub....cheers Bob
Here is more Jaffa Cake Death

mad

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 16:46.

hello, welcome to lfs and kiss your social life goodbye..!!!

lol.. i made a quick avatar yesterday myself but its only temporary..

@ajp71 the rear and front lights + roof dont move with the rest of the car! But i like it.... nice work!

Quote from Captain Slow :

uhm, that doesnt sound right.

only to sick minded people

some one is still flooding the site.. if you keep refresing votes go up by 3-4 each time.... rating has just jumped to 7.9

lol nutty boy... plz stop trying, dont want a jaffa cake fatality on our hands!!

for quite an entertaining vid though...

Quote from CSU1 :

For years you say eh!
Bet you were dieing to let that one out jesus i wonder what other madness you have bottled up in that head of yours, lol , why is tyreshot "no longer welcome"???

you check his profile and post count? 82 post per day rate... thats some serious spamming even Jakg or Tristan cant master

Quote from thisnameistaken :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7IzBHWxD8

haha.. pure class

@Smax: all in the name of humour my friend!

heheh.. entertaining vid... somepople have too much time on their hands

how are u planning the jaffa cake distruction without your teeth? unless you are that patient and wait for the saliva dissolve method? would be quite a lenghty video tho!

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Madman scores... SIX!

A great effort there, Madman! I liked the unorthodox vertical stack. It appeared to be quite inefficient as you only managed to get three in that way, as opposed to the standard four, but you're the first contestant to manage a legal frontal cake and this may be due in part to your bizarre European central stacking method. Well done!

Extra credit for the strange camerawork at the start. I've no idea what you were going for there but it was entertaining nonetheless!

||||| = horizontal stack
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--- = vertical stack

whoohoo.... Yeah i had a problem fitting the vertical stack (refering to the whole stack and not the angle of one jaffa cake) in my mouth twice before this attempt so i thought id try a different method as i was running out of cakes fast!! If i feel up to it i am willing to give it another go tomorrow and go for the 7th....

I think the horizontal stacking of the cakes can be quite good as it can push out your cheeks more so you can squash more in.. its also easier to chew than the vertical stack as i choked on my previous attempts using the vertical stack method, the top jaffa cake got wedged between my teeth and i could not move it... i was just thinking if it possible maybe you can try fitting 4 vertically, 2 in each cheek and one frontal which would make it 9 but that would be insane!!! maybe ill just replace tomorrows meals with jaffa cakes as the calorie intake goes up quite fast with this challenge....

i am aimng to beat the brits(tristan) at their own game... Czechs will prevail!

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 18:32.

apologies about my finger counting.. hehehe.. damn that thumb! i was concentrating on not choking to death...

about the quicktime, i did render out with divx but something is wrong with my codec so video didnt work so i was left to use quicktime..

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:30.

Right, here is my vid of me stuffing my face with Jaffa Cakes, i'm not a biscuit or a cookie pro like Bob or Tristan but i felt i did ok.. just hope it all falls within the Jaffa rules..... btw this is the most stupidest thing i have ever posted on the net! illepall I must be crazy!

My Jaffa Cake insertion video Right click and save!! Quality isnt great either with this quicktime compression!

mad Awaiting conformation

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:55.

ermm last time i heard he mentioned he was entering, i know Bob quite well and i know he loves his cookies, biscuits, muffins so for Bob not to enter would mean something is wrong!!! and yes he does usually like to take part in silly challenges...

i ll try and get him to post a vid... in the mean time i need to resize and compress mine....

btw a full 24 pack of mcvities jaffa cakes = 1104 calories!

mad

edit: the quote wasnt random, he was refering to nutty boy only being able to do 4, hence the inferior mouth!

ok ive done my attempt..... but the video is 380mb! will need to compress and resize it to make it a more suitable size....

i managed to get through all 24 cakes from the twin pack.... ooooo feeel unwell

mad

hi Don, its good to see a new domain for the Czech community. I must admit i rarely visited the old website to post but only due to the reasons that my written Czech isnt good and it would be a struggle for me to post there in the forum but i did always have a read of the latest news and what people were getting up to. The old domain was however more suited but i am sure it wont be long before people warm to the new domain which is also good.

I have managed to get through the reasons of the domain change but it was a struggle to read as my windows substituted all these letters ěščřčžů with random symbols but i did manage to understand the situation...

Lets hope the czech lfs community will keep growing!!!

Ill try and visit the czech site more often now

mad

where is England on that map! :chairs:

working on my paint avatar!

Exemplary and Electrostatic are my fav rocking tunes out of that mix...

but there are other cool tunes in there too

me likes the gear knob

hahahaha, man watching those vids makes me wanna enter! Might pick some up tomorrow and have a go.....

haha Android, classic!

Quote from the_angry_angel :

I understand that a lot of people have their own problems with faster111, however I will point out that had the previous experiences not happened, you guys would be a lot less blunt / harsh with him.

Granted faster111 may not understand the finer points of driving, or etiquette, however if some of the time he got a response that might actually help (see Tristan's post), then life around here might actually improve.

jakg, you clearly don't get on well with faster111, yet why on earth do you continually post the same crap ("oh faster111's a dick", effectively) in threads he contributes to? I don't think some people's posts in this forum are particularly worth while, including quite a lot of my own - but I'll try not to contribute shit to a thread unless I intend to get a bit of a laugh.

Quite frankly some of your original posts weren't exactly awe inspiring, yet over time you've turned into a nice member of the community who can answer quite a lot of questions, races well and is generally a pretty nice guy.

However, the "joke" should be over by now.

faster111, you've clearly got a love for LFS and well done on that. But sometimes you might want to think some of your posts through before hitting that submit button I believe you're fairly young, and grammar probably doesn't matter to you at your age, but it does help us understand you better. If you're dyslexic, or whatever, I can understand that but I'm confident that there are others here with similar or worse issues.

Theres a lot of stuff to LFS, which you may not have heard of (WR times at LFSWorld for instance). Perhaps it might be worth spending some time flicking through the manual, or just browsing the forums reading some posts. Obviously you don't need to read everything (that would be stupid), but hitting that random page button (left hand side of the wiki menu) once a day, and looking at one or two threads, might throw something up you didn't know about?

If you think I'm being a pretenious cock, then I'm sure you're probably right and you'll quite sensibly ignore me.

However overall, quite frankly I'm ****ing fed up with the continually shitty atmosphere in this place. Plenty has been said before about this recently, and no I don't have any say in how anyone should behave; you are your own person and should have the freedom to what you choose. However I should also have the freedom to categorically state that I'm falling out of love with LFS and not because of the sim itself.

Which is a really immense shame, as there are a lot of people here I'd greatly miss, some of which I have the utmost respect for, and some which I'd feel honoured to be able to call friends.

damn well put there Karl!!! I am also sick of people always attacking faster111... if he bugs you that much why dont you just block him or ignore him... you dont have to post your useless comments and clog up the forum with more useless crap!! going through some of the stuff posted some of the comments dont contribute anything at all to this forum...

This is what really bugs me about the LFS community, why do we always pick on people.. some of the posts to demo racers are more examples of inappropriate posting by some members (the regulars)

Everytime faster111 has posted something the thread has either straid way off topic, was filled up with stupid remarks or ended up being closed due to people arguing. You have been around long enough to get to know faster111 a bit so you can probably guess that yes there will be spelling and grammar mistakes in his post, yes he may be a bit too excited about lfs or that sometimes it will be hard to make out what he is trying to get across so just skip the thread! or read it but dont post! its as simple as that!

grrr lfs forum gets on my tits sometimes!

are we allowed only to use paint? ive made a pic few days ago which i could use but its ermm a bit more pro looking that your paint avatars lol