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Madman_CZ
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I have managed to get 8.87 check my pb

edit: used a mouse
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Madman_CZ
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its Madman!!!

and yes, nice to welcome a new racer to LFS.. so welcome

I hope to catch you on track for some :eclipseeh
Madman_CZ
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if my memory serves me correctly it only takes a few minutes if you pay by card. You fill out the usual stuff to pay, and then whitin few minutes you should get an email with the info that you need to unlock lfs...


mad

edit:beaten!
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Madman_CZ
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Quote from duke_toaster :5 laps is right for a pick-up race.

I would only race a 5 lapper with descent lfs racers that i know wont punt me off at T1, going onto public servers to pick up and play a 5 lapper is totaly pointless as there is always some idiot who doesnt know how to brake for the first corner on cold tires. This takes the fun out of it. 10-15 laps is about resonable if you want to have a descent race where you can get into a rythm and actually push the car and set some fast laps.
Madman_CZ
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Rofl

Iraq or Afghanistan?
Madman_CZ
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wow, that was great fun with some really good commentary Becky & Tristan.
very nicely done and enjoyable to watch. Makes me want to boot up LFS, jump into the FXO and do some laps around sprint1 which btw is one of my favourite tracks.

11/10
Madman_CZ
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Yeah i know what you mean, the smaller it is with loads of legs the more creepy it is...

The only small thing that kinda creeps me out is a tick, i hate those little b***ards, and i get very paranoid walking through very long grass (their ideal habitat) I have had a few over the years that have bitten into me and sucked my blood, just seeing them crawl on my skin brrrrrrr, burn the little *beep*
Madman_CZ
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I understand people who are scared of spiders when forced to touch, but i dont get people when they cant even look at a photo of a spider. I know a friend who is terrified of spiders and she cant even look at a picture, if i was to show her a spider she would go all histeric and start panicing. illepall

I find spiders vry interesting! LINK << Warning its a HUGE spider
also found this.. LINK Another spider but not as big. CRUELTY TO SPIDERS!
Madman_CZ
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When I host i always race about 13 laps, 5 is way too short and you cant really get into the race plus if you make a mistake you cannot fight your way back. 10 laps is resonable but i prefer around 13/14 laps distance. Quite a few people moan when they join my game but i just say, dont like it? then choose a different server.
Madman_CZ
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lol... looks like some army paraid! thats quite a bit of cash from all that useless money!
Madman_CZ
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LOL Jakg, yeh the school dinners here are really bad, i recon all school kids here who eat school dinners visit the toiled at least 3 times a day...
Madman_CZ
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Man doesnt time fly, hope all members of the Scawens house are doing well.

Just wait till Leo reaches for his first wheel
Madman_CZ
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Quote from thisnameistaken :Dammit Bob, we demand an answer.

He is on his way, popped round mine to pick some stuff up so he will be revealing all later
Madman_CZ
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ahh LOL... cheers Mr Vain!
Madman_CZ
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Quote from danowat :You can't have had the flu then, flu can't be treated with any anti-biotics

They were for my lungs, has some kind of infection amongst all that.... could hardly breathe, or cough.. and it hurt like a biatch..

@Bob.... GIT!
Madman_CZ
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ermm have i missed something? I am no longer able to log into driver republic due to a version mismatch error? Is there a new version that I have missed somewhere?
Madman_CZ
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Quote from kidzer :Ah, well at the moment i'm 9 stone and have a BMI of 20 so I dont think i'm doing too badly

Thats not a bad weight but your weight doesnt really determine whether your diet is good or bad. Its whether you are giving youbody enough vitamins and minerals for it to fight bacteria and viruses. Most important thing is to eat the right food that will keep your immune system in tip top shape. I myself eat a lot of garlic and onion and these two are number one for immune system strength, I make myself a salad with raw onions and then maybe a toast on which i fresh squeeze some raw garlic mhmhmhmh

I also eat a lot of vegetables and fruit and i havent been ill for about 6 years untill January this year. I was going through a busy time with group projects at uni and i wasnt getting enough sleep and proper food and this lasted about 4 weeks. My sleep deprevation was severe as i would only have 10 hours sleep in 5 days which totaly screwed me up and after the project was handed in my body collapsed and i fell ill with quite a severe flu and i needed antibiotics to fight it. Took 3 weeks for it to go. During that time i would only eat those horrid tesco sandwitches, few pizzas, chips and so on...

Body just cannot cope with all that shite, it needs its supply of vitamins and minerals for self repair and maintenance.

Now my typical day starts with a glass of orange juice, a bowl of Musli and maybe a joghurt. Lunch some light snack, a sarnie with lettuce tomatoes and quorn. Evening I make myself fresh salad consisting of lettuce, tomantoes, cucumber, radish, some onion on which i then pour a vinergar dressing.

nmnmnnmn.. yum

mad
Madman_CZ
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Close thread!

whould should close it:

Bob_Smith or SamH? (sorry other moderators)
Madman_CZ
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lol that is great fun, when i was burning out a wasps nest in the ground i placed it over the hole and held the fry button and man, did it pop. Did ran away soon after incase the batteries ran out.

The best thing is if you are trying to catch flies with it, sometimes they get stuck to it and if you hold it long enough they start to smoke and then they pop. The smell is quite disghusting.

Yeah these things are very cheap, they also give a right good punch when you touch it, it makes you shake! :hyper:
Madman_CZ
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not sure about bottle openers, some people may link that to drink driving, street racing and what have you...

am a big fan of keyrings though a nice lx6 dangling on my yes would be sweeet I tell ya
Madman_CZ
S2 licensed
Jesus KID,

thats not a pretty site at all. Surely even working on lfs for months cant make you look like some of those people..... just damn right scary!

mad
Madman_CZ
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camon bob... the suspense is killing me!
Madman_CZ
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Quote from sgt.flippy :Other tool...?

And sorry for my ignorance, but what's IBS?

:ices_rofl other tool..

you know theres some kind method as part of a detox to clear out your large intestine which i saw on tv on Richard and Judy i believe. They shove a small tube, well 2 tubes up ur arse, one that pumps water in and another that pups stuff out. It looked disghusting and the way the tv presenter pointed out the chunks flowing through the clear tube.... ewwwwww

this is genuine, I just cant remember what they call it...
Madman_CZ
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Quote from Blackout :My guess is 53.54 pounds... no idea how that money of your works but heyyy, who cares And why on earth you put the pound symbol before the number? Odd people, odd currency illepall

to explain:

£1 = 100p (pennies)

in then uk we have 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p and 50p coins

now in bobs jar the only coins that are there are 1p, 2p, and 5p coins

edit: btw Bob, the prize should be that ZALMAN fan in the picture....
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Madman_CZ
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I also dont worry too much about an attack here even though we have had the 7/7 bombing but i am talking about the city. Although Portsmouth is a naval base it could possibly be a target but i do not let the thought of a terrorist attack happening here enter my mind. You cant live your life and fear that an terrorist attack is going to happen. This makes makes the terrorist win as they would win on psychological basis. Analyzing whether the UK is more likely to be a victim of terrorist, yes more likely now with the two wars and constant support for America and Israel.

I am more worried about the nuclear submarines that are docked here in the harbour about half a mile from the house than terrorists stricking Portsmouth.

Some one above said that we should fear history, i think we shouldnt fear it but we should learn from it and amend our ways otherwise we will be looking at ww3 which by the way has already started with this war on terror which by the way will never be won unless all of the rich countries who think they rule this planet change their foreign policy and if you happen to live in one of those countries you will be more likely to suffer a terrorist attack.
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