maybe we need to get Scawen to program some of the rules yellow/blue flags into the lfs lessons so that newbies learn the rules and how to let a car by under blue flags.

So for example:

You would start on track at speed, the ai would be programmed to be very quick and to catch up to you and pass you in maybe an akward place on track and you would have to let them through safely. I know at present the ai is rather dumb but once improved it could work, also maybe implement some kind of a limit to how long or how many times the blue flag is shown before you get a drive through penalty or something like that.

Not sure you need a lesson on yellow flags but i have comea cross people who ignore the yellows totaly and end up taking me out if i have spun and caused the yellows..

Yaaaaaaar! Which one of you took my wooden leg! yaaaaar!

pirate mode off*

God honestly, who thinks of crap like this, talk like a pirate day??? wtf

where is our official LFS DAY dammit!

rofl!! Loving that Strontium with the power of 23 blades.... an entertaining read as always :biggrinfl

Quote from Lible :

OMG! The worst game ever.

care to elaborate more on that comment?

How about www.Runescape.com ok graphically it doesnt compare but its quite fun! ohh and its free

interesting, i usually have uber weird, insane, silly, crazy ideas. Might have a go at this if i have time.

500 logo seems fine but you could if you wanted do:

Was just thinking what if the 500 logo was made from servers stacked on top of each other. You could model a server (simple rectanle) in 3d stack loads of serves up at certain angles so that they make up the 500 and then render it off at some good angle, make it nice a jaggerdy and then throw some effects on it in photoshop and whollaaa.... no? ok... ill go back to my crazyworld inside my crazy head then!!! illepall

*madman vanishes*

Rofl, thats hardcore! Should have maybe placed a warning next to that link that it contains high gore for those who have the fear of seeing blood and insides being ripped out...

mad

This is great fun, nice find. Thanks

mad

Quote from jamesrowe :

oooooo what a good idea lmao!
im to much of a joker and piss taker to leave these things . i dont see why ppl are so discusted by things like that. oh NO its a natural thing, it aint disgusting. they take a poo/wee and go, ewwwwwwwww yuk rofl

Look!! I like to have fun a be a joker too but seriously this has gone beyond being funny. We had our fun with the other thread!! enough is enough now stop wasting forum space!

edit to the post above: i have sense of humour and if you knew me you would find out, infact if you read some of my post in the poo thread you will see. I just dont think we need another thread which is totaly pointless, distasteful, it doesnt add anything to the community, discussing it can be quite unpleasant, and reading it too.. Dont forget its not just you who uses this forum!!! and some people may not share your and mine sense of humour!

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 20:55.

Please dont give him ideas....

now some one

PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!!

ERmm another "How often do you" thread? The other thread how often do you poo was closed due to its distainfulness and less than appealing comments by people. Now i didnt personally mind that thread but i can understand that for some people its not very pleasant to read about such stuff and to keep the forum clean and pleasant to read for others i do agree with al who closed the thread.

Now we have another thread which in no doubt is pretty useless and will probably lead to some unpleasant conversations.

I think enough is enough...

votes to close thread!

Ok, in your case they know your are a geek and that you will come into some serious money later on in life.... they look at it as a long term investment

Quote from Jakg :

You just wait, i tell you geeks are babe MAGNETS!

Only when teh Geek is in teh money he becomes a babe magnet

this is news to me, I also own gamecam lite and i have just checked and yes it opens a black screen and then closes it when trying to launch LFS...

hope some one has an explanation for this and a work around...

mad

I have managed to get 8.87 check my pb

edit: used a mouse

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 18:58.

its Madman!!!

and yes, nice to welcome a new racer to LFS.. so welcome

I hope to catch you on track for some :eclipseeh

if my memory serves me correctly it only takes a few minutes if you pay by card. You fill out the usual stuff to pay, and then whitin few minutes you should get an email with the info that you need to unlock lfs...


mad

edit:beaten!

Last edited by Madman_CZ, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 16:39. Reason : damn you angry angel!!!

Quote from duke_toaster :

5 laps is right for a pick-up race.

I would only race a 5 lapper with descent lfs racers that i know wont punt me off at T1, going onto public servers to pick up and play a 5 lapper is totaly pointless as there is always some idiot who doesnt know how to brake for the first corner on cold tires. This takes the fun out of it. 10-15 laps is about resonable if you want to have a descent race where you can get into a rythm and actually push the car and set some fast laps.

Rofl

Iraq or Afghanistan?

wow, that was great fun with some really good commentary Becky & Tristan.
very nicely done and enjoyable to watch. Makes me want to boot up LFS, jump into the FXO and do some laps around sprint1 which btw is one of my favourite tracks.

11/10

Yeah i know what you mean, the smaller it is with loads of legs the more creepy it is...

The only small thing that kinda creeps me out is a tick, i hate those little b***ards, and i get very paranoid walking through very long grass (their ideal habitat) I have had a few over the years that have bitten into me and sucked my blood, just seeing them crawl on my skin brrrrrrr, burn the little *beep*

I understand people who are scared of spiders when forced to touch, but i dont get people when they cant even look at a photo of a spider. I know a friend who is terrified of spiders and she cant even look at a picture, if i was to show her a spider she would go all histeric and start panicing. illepall

I find spiders vry interesting! LINK << Warning its a HUGE spider
also found this.. LINK Another spider but not as big. CRUELTY TO SPIDERS!

When I host i always race about 13 laps, 5 is way too short and you cant really get into the race plus if you make a mistake you cannot fight your way back. 10 laps is resonable but i prefer around 13/14 laps distance. Quite a few people moan when they join my game but i just say, dont like it? then choose a different server.

lol... looks like some army paraid! thats quite a bit of cash from all that useless money!

LOL Jakg, yeh the school dinners here are really bad, i recon all school kids here who eat school dinners visit the toiled at least 3 times a day...