My favourite thing about the itunes update is how it (for some reason) periodically stops your browser working as it installs.

I hate the sound of Imprezas. Not because it's a bad sound but because they're everywhere. They'd be nice cars if they weren't so much of a clitoris*.




*"because every c*nt's got one"

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Are you sure? I though they removed the feature of AI's learning.

Dunno, I've not played it properly in about 2 years....

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...LFS today, only that sadly the AI even sucks at the driving part.

Fecks sake, it BRAKE on the oval with slicks cars -.-

Set it up with a full, AI-only grid on an endurance-length race and leave it going overnight. By the morning the AIs are a lot better, at least at the driving part.

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It seems that most AIs today lack the ability to adapt, aswell as having personalities.

I always remember my mate gushing over Gran Turismo 4 on his PS2, and how it was the best, most realistic sim ever and had the most amazing AI ever.

I stopped my car on the track and watched the AI smash into the back of me at full speed every lap, with no indication that they even knew I was there.

Learn by doing.

Xmas levels: http://bartbonte.com/sugarsugarxmas/

Dead Space? The controls were a bit.... meh.. but it was a pretty gripping game.

I think that can be applied to my entire experience of the internet, ever, Becky.

Sequel: http://arcadeyes.com/puzzle/sugar--sugar-2.html

Quote from beefyman666 :

I recently discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Yum.

Banana and ready-salted crisps is amazing.

Just wait till all the Finns come in here and regale us with stories about the whole family pissing on a shark, burying it in the ground, then digging it up 6 months later and eating it.

Sabaton - Twilight Of The Thunder God

Good lord this is a good cover.

Holy shit that sounds good.

Quote from Gills4life :

Would like a louder exhaust for my new bike so that drivers hear me coming instead of regularly pulling out on me going to and from work... :chair:

Won't be getting one though as I-.. as Santa can't afford it this Christmas!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12V- ... M&hash=item484c0193e3

Get a piping hot cup of tea. The hotter the better.

Then get a penguin and bite the top and bottom off. The chocolate bar I mean, not the seabird.

Now use the penguin as a straw to suck up the tea, then bite into it. Melty chocolate awesomeness.

A Rasberry Pi.


http://www.raspberrypi.org/

Yeah, but I get bored of that pretty quick due to the lack of a goal. I like the way this is done with proper levels.

It actually reminds me a little of Lemmings.

(wah wah wah-wah wah waaaaah)

Awesomely relaxing little flash game. Draw on the level to make the sugar pour into the cups.

http://arcadeyes.com/puzzle/sugar--sugar.html

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Watch an unskippable cut scene.
Listen to some guy ramble on
Fast travel close then Follow yellow dot
Shoot some shit
Fast travel close then Follow a yellow exclamation mark
Shoot some more shit
Fast travel close then follow yellow dot
Watch unskippable cut scene.

Rince and repeat.

I can play that too.

Drive round a corner.
Drive round another corner.
Drive down a straight bit.
Drive round another corner.
Drive down another straight bit.

Rince (sic) and repeat.

Do you live with Josef Fritzl?

Try http://www.freemetrogame.com/ if the direct link isn't working.

http://www.eurogamer.net/artic ... metro-2033-on-pc-for-free

THQ are giving away free Steam codes for Metro 2033 on their Facebook page.