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Quote from dawesdust_12 :or in the case of Apple Watch, attempting to preemptively copy and getting it completely wrong.

wat.
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Quote from Racer Y :YOu know, the more stuff I read on Intelligent Design, the less I think it's a theory

It's not a theory. It's barely a hypothesis.
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At least it's better than the flag which include the welsh dragon, which just look like a cretin's tattoo:

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Of course, once we switched to DVDs and CDs, we realised that some genius had seen fit to make the hole too big to fit a pencil, so we had to buy special devices to rewind them for us:

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Quote from Omar1 :today i discovered 9gag. i laughed at this.


Good lord someone needs to animate the first four frames of this.

Along to OOMPA OOMPA tuba music.
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What's the one with the G25? I don't get it.
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I failed.
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They differ wildly from car to car; your instructor's car and the gaming pedals you're used to are no exception.

My dad's old Vauxhall Astra TD had such a sensitive pedal it'd only take about 1cm of movement to go from idle to redline. My Focus has a really weak return spring/piston/whatever on the gas pedal so when you lift off it takes a moment longer than you expect for the pedal to come back up.

All these little idiosyncracies feel odd at first but you very quickly get used to them.
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1: At what point do you think a sim (or semi-sim) racing game is attractive to you?
Personally, as long as it's consistent, I can enjoy a game that's not a completely accurate simulation - as long as the car's handling is predictable (ie, it reacts to the same input in the same way every time, given the same conditions) it doesn't matter to me that it's accurate.

2: Why would you keep playing a game even if you’ve unlocked all the cars and levels?
Online racing; good, extensive, browsable online stats for each driver; level/car editing tools/plugins

3: If you are slow and you can’t beat the fast guy, what makes you to enjoy the racing with fast guy as you are always lose, is that the pursuit of “victory”?
As long as I'm not last every time, I'll enjoy it. This is one of the things I love about online racing - even if you're not first you can still have a great race battling further down the field with the guys closer to your own skill; essentially you're 'protected' from the best players by being on a completely different part of the track for most of the race. Wheras something like Counterstrike if you're not so good it's just death after death after death as you're constantly the victim of the good players.

4: what do you want to have in the kickstarter as the return? Except for in-game content? What else u wish have?
No idea, sorry. Surprise me Maybe the chance to help develop your own skin to be included in the game (either personally, or with the help of the art guys for people who aren't too hot with Photoshop)

5: Will you guys enjoy getting your own designed cars or skins, and level design included in the game?
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.
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haha, what the ****..?
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She's going to end up with some hefty poo-stains on those pants, wearing them like that.
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Burn, baby burn; disc-golf inferno.
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Quote from Scrabby :
but as it's in the US I don't really think that's the case.

It's the V8 model, with the cow-horns on the front.
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Me and a few mates came up with 'ultra-golf' a few years ago (although we never got to play it).




Golf, as you know, is an incredibly tedious game, described by Samuel Clemens as (and I paraphrase) 'the best way to spoil a good walk'.
A lot of the tedium is caused by all the standing around waiting for your shot, so the most obvious solution is to have all the players play at the same time.
Quote :Rule 1: All players play simultaneously, whoever gets the ball in the hole first wins, regardless of the number of strokes taken.

This would still involve a lot of running which, while it could have it's thrilling moments, is still fairly dull. So we need to speed up the players somehow.
Quote :Rule 2: All players shall play from inside golf-carts. Players are not allowed to leave the golf-cart at any time.

Lastly, the thing golf is sorely missing is: Comedy. Farce. Schadenfreude. Anyone who's watched the Chuckle Brothers would agree that this is best cultivated by lack of communication between two people attempting a complex task. This leads us nicely to:
Quote :Rule 3: Golf-carts shall be driven by the Caddy, who is blindfolded. The Golfer sits on the roof and must shout instructions to the driver in order to convey them to the correct position to take a shot. The golfer is not allowed to physically touch the golf-cart's controls, under penalty of disqualification.

I don't know about you, but I'd pay to watch it.
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So this involves frantically hitting a frisbee with a golf club?
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My wife bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.


You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Quote from Nilex :
Goose bumps every time when the music starts.

I used to find the 'He's got a lock on me! He's got a lock on.." BOOOM!!! line, haunting.
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Quote from Matrixi :Another World (Amiga)

I'll remember this intro forever from my childhood.

ARRESTA! RAU! WACHENGA!



XCOM - https://www.youtube.com/watch? ... age&v=vkij2nJgS6U#t=9
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Mechwarrior 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3GD0UnBCk

I remember playing this years ago and wondering if actual playable games would ever look as the intro.

lol.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG