Several years ago my wife and I bought a 4 foot by 8 foot section of lattice at a home improvement store about 1.5 miles from our house. Unfortunately it was too big to fit in our '92 Ford Escort hatchback, so we decide to tie it down to the roof for the short drive home. The store gave us some twine to tie it down with.
To our credit, we managed to tie it down without tying the doors shut. The car had the motorized seatbelts that automatically slide up a track when you start the car. The problem was, the twine was blocking the end of the track for both seatbelts and they are apparently "smart" enough that if they don't make it all the way to the top of the track they would go back a little and try it again.
So now the metal seatbelt clips are gently sawing away at the twine. To add to the fun, if I got over about 15 MPH, the front of the lattice would rise up into the air and try to pull away from the car. It was a low speed race to make it home before the seatbelts cut the twine and the lattice went flying up in the air. We made it home. Barely.
I guess that's more of a OMG, I'm so stupid story.
