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Hankstar
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The lambchops he's referring to are those hairy ones growing down the side of your face
Hankstar
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Nice work Kimbo - nice work GF too
Hankstar
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Lovely looking timber Al, hope it sounds as good :up:
Hankstar
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LOL good times Back when I was attempting to skate, everyone rode fishtail boards, wore those huge Vision Street Wear shirts and Christian Slater made kickass films like Gleaming The Cube and Pump Up The Volume

SICK.
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Used to skate a lot with my friends ages ago. We all sucked at tricks but had great fun using our boards like street luges and finding stupid hills to race down, or exploring the local drainage system with them. Not dangerous at all really :zombie: It's all about bikes for me these days though - being able to go up hills is invaluable
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Hey, nice bass indeed! The players in both my bands play Jazzes and they sound gorgeous, as you probably know by now. I'll ask them and get back to ya. As it happens, both guys are named Lachlan, freakishly tall and prodigious drinkers. Hmmm..

edit: one of them just IM'd me. Seems a Jazz is about 1.75 inches thick. I'd be interested to see some pics of your project if you take any.
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Hankstar
S3 licensed
Hey.
HEY.
Noone's talking about FnF anymore, so tell us your favourite crappy film or hit the trails, pardner.
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Leave Jakg alone
My white bits were meant to be seen, so as to ward off the kind of "take it literally, take offense, take it too far" idiots that this forum seems to attract in shovels =D
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Peter Jackson's first feature Bad Taste. Made for about 50 bucks (and looks it), the hero's brains keep almost falling out and he has to scull blue vomit. Pure gold :up: Brain Dead follows in a similar vein - there's an awesome, quintessentially Antipodean scene where a lawnmower is used against zombies the same way a chainsaw traditionally is
Hankstar
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Hankstar
S3 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :Hank, me thinks you haffto go back to 2nd grade math...


I will if you go back to 1st grade English Seriously, "haffto"? :zombie:
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Easy: "what do you get if you multiply six by nine?"
I'm well aware, dear readers, that that answer is mathematically wrong, however if you'd read Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy you wouldn't be sitting there with a sodding calculator working it out, you ignorant bastards =]
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Hankstar
S3 licensed
Hell, some people think Pimp My Ride is a tuning show
Hankstar
S3 licensed
I don't care what people do, but it sure seems that "cruise" is fast becoming a dirty word around here and any thread that mentions it turns quickly into flamebait more often than not. Give people a break, it's their license and their time. If they'd rather [whatever it is you do on cruise servers] than race, it's their 24 pounds. Why even give a shit?
Quote from harjun :i know...LFSforum is such a pile of crap....its just come so bad, with arrogant people, thinking they're soo good, ooh i have S2 licensed....let me just flame some random demo person....honestly, i feel sorry for dmwright...hes just trying to make a server, and i KNOW how much effort he's put into it...now just say thanks, and get lost you little forum trolls

Not helping, totally prejudiced and completely hypocritical. Not to mention that irrelevant "demo user" rant. Dmwright's not a demo user and neither's anyone else who's replied to this thread so far, so at least try and keep your trolling on topic.
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Hankstar
S3 licensed
FYI: "new" not "knew".

Just because someone, utterly subjectively and selfishly, thinks a new toy will make them happy it doesn't immediately make it a valid request.

The validity of any request is proportional to the probability that its fulfilment won't adversely affect the fulfilment of any other valid requests (think about that next time you're praying to some sky-god ). In other words, if you ask for a new track you should think about the time and effort it would take to create that track, then weigh that against the repeated and numerous requests for things many people find more important such as better aero, better tyre modelling, improved physics (and every other sodding thing in the Improvement Suggestions Log sticky which noone ever reads).

For the record, a stable of new cars and a continent of new tracks wouldn't please me as there are so many aspects of LFS's core, the actual driving, that need to be addressed before I could enjoy those things fully. But if the devs decide other things are more important (like SUVS :vomit I'll have to wait and deal with it. I won't sulk that my valid request has been ignored.
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Squids don't like spam
Hankstar
S3 licensed
PLUS SEVERAL BILLION
Hankstar
S3 licensed
/votes to move this thread to the Off-Topic bit.
Hankstar
S3 licensed
iD's an anime show with some CG bits. I prefer the live-action iD movie myself, there's some brilliant driving in it :up:
Hankstar
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No! I need kittens to feed to my squid!
Paging Dr Kev, we have a code blue: thread requires hijack immediately. Paging Dr Kev ...
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Every time people ask for updates, God kills a kitten.

Please stop spamming the forum. I think six threads is way over the top.
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Every time people ask for "small updates" the developers push back the release date by three months
Hankstar
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You cheap sucker. Radiohead need money a lot more than you need pie. =]
Hankstar
S3 licensed
Quote from mrodgers :Were there any best bits?

Seriously, I can't say that FnF:TD was the worst movie ever made. I wasn't stupid enough to watch it .

Well, to be honest I haven't seen it either. I was just assuming that, at least by comparison, parts of TD were in fact better (or "less crap", if you like) than other parts. It's a rare, rare film indeed that can maintain a certain level of CRAP from start to finish (Attack Of The Clones, I'm looking in your direction).
Hankstar
S3 licensed
TC nailed it, party over, poll redundant

Of course, perhaps if you'd asked which style is fastest, hands down, you might've received more mixed poll results. In some circumstances rough (or rougher than normal) inputs can gain you extra tenths or grid spots (search youtube for Senna's 1991 Pole lap at Adelaide, for example - although it must be said he tended to drive like that most of the time ) but whether roughness will work for you over a full-length race will depend a lot on how well you can look after your car (especially if you've thrashed it and the tyres are going), your setup, your skill level compared to your opponents (if you're Senna, it works pretty well), the weather, the gods, the giant squid in the pool under the S/F line...
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