Well since this seems to be the "live" version I'll give it a go.
Been driving nearly 18 years now, had a few scrapes and scratches in that time, not all of which were my fault.
First car was a '78 2 door Mark 2 Escort 1600. It had a Kent high lift cam, a Peco cherry bomb, and a 3 litre Capri carb [I was too young and stupid to realise that made it drink like a thirsty alcoholic without making it go any faster]. Had an argument with the girl I was seeing at the time, threw teddy and stormed off home in a huff, came out of a junction when I should really have waited for a bigger gap, stamped on the throttle and ragged the nuts of it up to the top of second when the transmission destroyed itself, and spat bits all over the road for the car behind me to run over before it ploughed into the back of me. Wasn't ever so serious, because he wasn't doing more than 15 mph or so when he did hit me. Escort went for scrap, I went back to the Mark 1 foot.
Second car was an Orion 16i Ghia, rolled that one night street racing, to this day I'm not sure why it rolled, it all happened too fast, but I think I'd hit a sudden and quite adverse camber change that dug the passenger side front wheel in, certainly that's the side that got crushed almost down to the top of the door panel. I walked away from that, and learned a sharp lesson.
Went through various crappy Astras and Escorts, and other than blowing a couple up and having some dips**t reverse into one in a car park that part is pretty boring.
At 27, I bought a Sierra Cosworth 4x4 Lux, which was already modified with 2 stage T3/T4 hybrid & bigger injectors etc. It pushed out close on 380bhp and I was a hooligan in it, usually although not always on the track, but on the odd occasion I did rag it on the road there would have to be nothing about. Melted the solenoid for the twin aftermarket fans blowing a Scooby away when I was in Wales for the rally about 4 years back, it overheated bigtime, and drank literally 40 litres of water getting back to Derby [most of it was coming back out as steam]. Sorted the fans out, but it was never quite the same again, obviously damaged the block somewhere pretty untraceable, so I sold it.
Grew up and bought a Golf Tdi, quite a come down, but nice car nevertheless. Decided to go to uni 3 years ago and also decided to pay for as much of it as I could myself, so I sold the car and am still using buses/pushbike/feet to get around now.