Well.. If you where S2, I could help you, It's called LFStweak, I believe, But you break something with legalities if you use it on demo.

In short just don't use it, But you can look into it, Like on youtube.

This thread has been made like.. 30 times before dear. =)

I'm pretty sure you're talking about tread marks.. Yes? I think in one of those threads there was a post about making the tread look "Thicker" But there isn't any way to get all the rubber of all the layouts ever uploaded onto one track.... The track would just look black. (That sounds really racist, Doesn't it?)

I'm going to have to say I'm quite undecided on it. It would be cool but.. I'd like a option to just remember the tread from servers you have played on, That would be cool. Every server would be impossible.

Well you don't have to act so glass empty.

( Ninja return, Be quiet. =D )

Well now we know how the Toyota test track works, Since these little buggers just don't stop.

Quote from Ales_M :

Lfs community at his best , no life kids , shemales and ugly lesbians.

OMG! You didn't classify me you ****ing Justin Beiber! That's a insult, I'm sure of it.

Bug off bird :P

Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :

I realise you're trying to stop people's feelings getting hurt (hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!), but the better approach is to make people actually aware of what genuine racecraft entails on both sides, rather than trying to bend accepted protocol in "certain circumstances" because then you're just inviting people's faulty interpretation of said circumstances, and that will end in more tears than the very situations you're trying to alleviate.

But at some point you have to go out and say no matter how much you push the simulator side of this game sometimes they are going to think it's NASCAR Thunder 2003 with paintball physics. I always get jumped and verbally abused on LFS when I try and say that LFS is a game, No way or how you want to slice it. Simulators are categorized under games, And thus people treat online like a game, Not everyone is going to have a piece of paper telling them if they can move within 1/4ths inches of the XFR and pass the slower FXO by flooring past it. They would just do it, My point is, Since *some* People don't like to follow rules, If you just moved over it would seem alot better for both of your experiences.

I don't like it on cargame.s2 When people blast my ass off the track for no apparent reason but to say " OMZG LOL BLUE FLAG " And several several times I have to tell people a blue flag doesn't mean you dive out of the way, But nobody wants to listen to that because everyone takes rules differently, For say, F1 and ALMS, You can take a F1 rule book and hop on in a Porsche and slide around with the pro ALMS-ers. But that is the problem with LFS is because there are no strong predefined rules on how you race, You can race with a F1 rule book in your mind ( But, You'd probably be racing F1 cars, In that case, But try and follow me. ) while infront of you have 5 guys racing to NASCAR rules and one or two to go carting rules. I've gotten the " Blue flag means pull over " So many times I have a bound response to my F-Keys, I normally go by GT or ALMS rules, Which mostly means you just need to hold your line and not have ADD at the wheel or dash to the armcos A.S.A.P

Or like me, I race with the same people alot, So I normally know what they do and where, It's great fun when you know how each other is going to move, But if you look at the times this person is setting. Is he .005 seconds off WR? Or is this guy slow as molasses, You can guess what lines he would take if you know how faster cars drive, Which is probably the best idea you could do. But sometimes you just all end up in the wall, That's why I was just saying move over, I mean if you're in the zone and you're in that special place a wall and a mangled piece of metal and steel sucks, Big time, Then all the cussing and fighting makes other people uncomfortable. I do believe I have said waay more than I need to.. o.o

Quote from brandons48 :

You seem to talk from experience.

You ****, Go shoo off somewhere.

Quote from DevilDare :

Clear evidence that its a guy.

I knew it.

Wow, I was joking, You sure are quick to jump and say I'm a guy but, Are YOU a guy? I had no smart comeback, Just leave me alone! XD

Quote from RasmusL :

And she doesn't seem to be dead yet, soo.....

You probably would die, A miserable death.

Here's a suggestion, Get some of that crazy ass 4 loco shit, Chug like 5 of them as fast as possible, While eating mouthfulls of sugar, And try to get you some female clothing to grind against. I guarantee you'll be dead or soooooo pleasured. xD

Do it man, Do it.

This thread will never end, I declare the new tire physics thread, Right here.

This thread even needs it's own subsection, It's too off topic for off topic... It's just in the <null> section of a forum, The black hole where people are seen and.. crazy stuff.

Scawen, Birthday request for your birthday, Can you make my title of LFS forums "Queen" becky can have king or something. Do it for epic lulz! Inovua can be prince. :P

Just kidding, But how sweet would it be if that happened?!

Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :

This is why it is actually the responsibility of the car in front to *not* do anything unusual (like pulling off line); so the passing vehicle can safely and effectively plan their strats.

I'm talking about the guys in the simi fast cars, In most racing ( I believe ) the rule is if blue flagged, don't do anything unusual and let him/her pass in a minimum of three corners.

I feel as if everyone jumped me, I was only giving some opinions of how to not get a conversation that goes like..

*Tires screaching and sand noise*

OMG, WTF YOU NOOB, BLU FLAG IDIOT, OMG GO TO SINGLEPLAYER

Remember guys, I have NO problems with slower traffic

Quote :

Me? I slow down when I get to lapped traffic, I flash my lights to indicate passing, Sometimes even tap their cars and give them a speed boost if they are nice to me. Most of the time I just flash my tail lights for a thank you.

I'm not asking anyone to move over for -me- Nor am I asking for any favors, I'm not trying to beat a points system, I'm racing because I enjoy the speed and well.. racing! Slower traffic means you get to take a breather and back down 100% throttle for awhile, The reason I feel jumped is everyone instantly started saying " Me " Like I'm the person acting like my bumper is a infinite mass wrecking ball through a field of UF1s I'm just giving suggestions because when ever I am on oval or aston I always see giant skidmarks, Followed by a GTR and a FUBAR'd smaller innocent car.

I didn't know opinions in racing where so frowned!

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Women... you can't live with them.. and it's illegal to machine-gun them down in their millions.

I also want to hack saw every guys balls into bits and giblets, But I'm not saying that out loud, Unlike you! Crashgate!

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Weird is different, and different is interesting! I think many of you are taking the 'Oh, let's all shun the person who's a little different' highroad... I vaugely remember AtomAnt, not enough to draw any conclusions. But even so, if his ban expired then surely we should give him a chance? I've seen worse returning posts...mine comes to mind.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

GCSE

Atom ant is cool. But the one thing that I will shun the second I see it is someone like...

Quote :

just shut up. u r funny nay. u lack genitalia and u r a stupid little woman laughing in the background. what the gimp is the point in u making such things. ur anus is sweaty. it is a burst water mains. ur genitals r in dire need of cleansing seen as u live in a ****ing shanty town. get a life u gimp particle. u stupid little fart. u deserve to be shot and raped by osama bin laden. so actually u r mr tong's leaky anus
nuff sed

- Dear earmelon -

People who talk like that.. or anyone who replaces E's for 3's....

*looks at name*

Damnit, I shunned myself. But I'm cool.. right?!

Quote from bunder9999 :

if MBAM can't get it, give sophos anti-rootkit or rootkit revealer a try...

edit: or maybe even combofix.

Combofix isn't for anyone to pick up and use, You have to be at least a expert or intermediate user to use that.

Quote from Racer X NZ :

Try Malwarebytes in safe mode, start in safe mode then install it & update it.
Then run a complete scan.
Remove anything it finds.

Restart in standard mode, run it again. If it's sorted then fine.

If it's still there then try starting in standard mode, admin acct, press alt ctrl del IMMEDIATLY on startup, Task Manager, Kill the viral process when it starts, this may take several attempts, usually it crashes if you hit it with term frequently enough ( Or download and run rkill after hitting alt ctrl del on startup. ) & then run malwarebytes in this mode, you may need to reinstall it, if so, into a different directory.


This should sort it out.

Malware bytes sucks to be honest, You need to go to some forums for computer help, It won't find stuff deeper than it looks, Even with the bought version, I tested it with the " Black internet " ( It makes IE pop up randomly with porn adverts and you hear random sounds ) and a redirection rootkit, As I remember I had a TDDS rootkit, And if you have one of those, You aren't going to find it.

The task manager idea doesn't work as most stuff can swoop off task managers sweep.

RKUnhooker, ESET online scanner ( Might have misspelled that. ) And Combofix, GMER ( Only found on highly advanced tech support ) and DDS. Update adobe reader, Clear your JAVA cache, As well as try HiJackThis ( HJT for short )

But like I said that stuff is only truly found on forums, But if you know what you're doing go for it.

We were joking about dating, I'm not lesbian, Put your dongs back in your pants boys, Wack it later please.

Hmm, Why does it gotta be a apple product? Why can't it be a windows product?


y u gotta b racist apple?

Quote from JPeace :

I want you as well, honey bun cheeks <3

Haha ohhhhhh my.

Quote from JPeace :

Hey jack baby, any chance of uploading this so i can get it? :P i love it!

Quote from jwardy :

Course honey.

http://rapidshare.com/files/433293772/Jwardy-New_Era_.mp3

This turned into a overly sexual conversation and thus I do not approve of!!!!! Becky is cool tho

Quote from MadCatX :

Which part of not willing to wait for few unnecessary seconds whenever a webpage loads qualifies as n00bish? As logitek already pointed out, this trick is one of those that actually work...

When you have AIDS and STD's and other STI's You tend to need to move faster as your life just got limited!

Quote from logitekg25 :

and tehpaws3d, it is actually noticabley(spelling?) faster

First, I must say, Learn2Grammar. Actually noticeably. Plus you don't put two adverbs together to pronounce a verb.


And secondly, I don't see why you guys are in a need for speed, I have 6GB both way internet, Videos buffer in about 5 seconds even if they are 30 minutes long in 1024P or what ever the 1000+ HD Is.

I have a chucked full HD, A crappy partition and a fragmentated disk, I can still load pages ( LFS Forum ) In about 0.00029 seconds. You guys have to much pronz on your drives or viruses.

N00bs g0t a pr0bl3m w4iting?

Quote from Bose321 :

can't imagine it's fun to drive circles all the time

I'm guessing... You don't know the typical American / American roads.. Do you? They suck balls!

Quote from codehound :

and the cocking of a shotgun is the universal language saying "get out of here" and doesn't need to be translated.

No, The pumping of a shotgun says "You're royally ****ed"

Get out of here is not what my Beneilli says

I've pointed it at two people, A pesky guy that keeps trespassing and someone that tried to rob me, Would I feel bad blowing him away? Probably, Would I feel glad that I saved a potentially deadly situation, Yup. It's two fold, If you can handle a death in your concious then go for it, If you can't, Then don't own one. Personally I have about 15 throwing knifes and I can hit a bulls-eye about 73 Meters away. Way more effective, Plus the fact I can scream at him in Russian really scares people off, If anyone is Russian you should try it, You don't even have to say bad things just scream some words, Works every time

I prefer if you want to learn how to defend your house go for non-lethal weapons, Throwing knifes aren't lethal unless you hit them in a organ, If I put a throwing knife in your kneecap you're going down no matter what weapon you have, Plus I can throw faster than I can aim and shoot, And the fact that a throwing knife at first glance + Looking at a woman is a laughing stock, Not alot can change that.

Quote from TehPaws3D :

Second Part. I respect your opinion about holding your line, But like I stated, I'm not asking for you to spread wings for a few seconds and let us by, But if it's A) Safe B) No battles between you and a person fighting for a position. Then it would be nice if you scooted over, Otherwise you're going to have a crackhead 13 year old at the wheel of a battering ram, With the attention span of a 1 month old on sugar and LSD. So that is why we like you to move over, Not because we own the road but because we feel it is safer if you give us the room you need to maneuver the track, If that's a few inches from my car, I have no problem with it, But I don't know if you like to put a little tail slide through the corner to pass, Nor do I know if you will have hot tires and spin. Thus is why most people would like if you gave yourself enough room for a accident in a slower car, This is really just a general rule for everyone but in a slower car we have to think ahead of where you are going to end on a corner, Which could be right infront of us with no time to react to your movement. Me? I slow down when I get to lapped traffic, I flash my lights to indicate passing, Sometimes even tap their cars and give them a speed boost if they are nice to me. Most of the time I just flash my tail lights for a thank you.

Where in this did I shift the blame to the slower car? Most of the time idiots drive the faster cars sometimes they are in the slow ones, Why do you have such a problem with moving over? If you'd stop acting like a four year old and had a nice level discussion without going all " Proved my point " When no point was out to prove in the first place, It was opinions.

Quote from JasonJ :

What I really dont get is people whining about slower cars in a multiclass server. There is a reminder every few minutes to **ck off to the GTR server if you can't deal with it. So DEAL or gtfo. FN simple.

So then tell me what those two lines did for the conversation?

Quote from JasonJ :

I stand by what I said, and I never said 'TITS' so don't put words in my mouth thanks. If you can't control yourself in a faster car along with slower classes that have just as much right to be fighting for positions then you're in the wrong race :| Expecting everyone else to 'shoo' when no-one forces you to join the race is obnoxious.

It's called being respectful, If you "Shoo" In a race you will not be the cause of the crash, We aren't talking about people whining about the mutliclass racing, Being unable to pass, We're talking about slower cars with faster cars and the blue flag, Anyone can say DEAL OR GTFO.

Secondly, If you want me to stop pointing to you, Why are you insulting me? I never said I can't control myself in a race, I've raced in FZ2 to XFG and I'm always respectful online. The fact is not we have to flick your car off the road but it's the fact that the drivers that cause the most crashes have the mindset of "I never have to move off my ideal line, omzg u crashed me, Get banned nubbletlololol" When it's your responsibility to give yourself enough your for you to screw up, The other guy to screw up, And room for lag. If you are not in a battle yourself you are suppose to move over, The blue flag is quite flawed, It's suppose to be if the car behind you is consistently faster than you, Which most the classes we are talking about are slower. The blue flag should come out as that car is clearly NOT in contest of you. Why would you sit in the ideal line while about 20 faster cars come battling, The least you could do is move over to not end their races. And if you are the slower car, It's your responsibility.

FN Simple.

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

Our company can sure sponsor you with some dildo's while playing on a Lan-party xD

I dare go off topic but I would be one to go to that lan party!

And Hmm.. Contracts..?

Monster energy doesn't give 2 shits about your little internet clan here ( Not flaming ) Are you sure those guys didn't just say yes so they could continue making money or just get off the phone?

Why would they care?


And my question is.. That's a little extreme for a few LFS events a year?