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TehPaws3D
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This is what your post-man does on his off days.

Look at him.
TehPaws3D
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Quote from PMD9409 :She was born in Florida. I've had the Spanish from here, the Cubans from here, and the Brazilians. Some have hair, some don't. Heck, most white chicks seem to leave more on.

It's interesting you'd know that, as if it were a fact.

She was smokin in Training Day.

Once you live in my body you can tell.

They actually had some Russian website dedicated on how to tell. How they walked, etc.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from shashdev :If I had to, I would have. That's how important an avatar is. I'm surprised this guy isn't more worked up over not having an avatar on the forum of a racing game. It has a clear and direct impact on your enjoyment of this game as I am sure other S2 racers have felt.

My avatar is twice the size of yours.

I am rich.

Look at it this way, If you don't pay for anything.. Why should the forum owners pay for your storage space.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from PMD9409 :I'm trollin! Obviously she's my #1.

Yeah until you figure out she's got so much hair down there it's got her national flag painted on it.
TehPaws3D
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Quote from rockclan :Dear LFS'ers,

Valkenswaard, The Netherlands.

Pixelated hell!


Why don't you drop me a PM rockclan? I'm slightly interested. / skype
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Scuderia F30.

That is such a hot car...... Just like....
TehPaws3D
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Quote from PMD9409 :Why were the guys driving a pink and black mustang?

I was. you fool.

Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :Wrong: not "lower species"; I believe the word is "gender".

PS I could use a sammich

So glad my wife doesn't read these forums

Well.. I am on the bottom.. so.......

And no sandwiches for car parts. And why? Your wife would make you wear a skirt? x3
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from thisnameistaken :I described my girlfriend as 'fairly cancery' the other day - she's had two cancers removed and two lots of abnormal cells. I've spent a lot of time taking care of her after operations on cancerous stuff so I will make fun of cancer if I damn well feel like it.

Is she okay? From all the radiation? (or did they do it some other way?)

Even though it's not much from someone like, a billion miles away. Best wishes.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Eeek, I'm scared, In a guy conversation.

When I was at pep boys once, I had asked the same question as you did. (2011 Mustang .. Thank you credit.)

He had said (Qualified mechanic, Could be a idiot, idk.) Said that the lower the RPM, The more fuel you are saving, Due to the lower revolutions in the pistons, Thus less gas in the pistons is moved, Causing the engine to sit in a "Relaxed" state, Only using more fuel when you accelerate (How the hell does cruise control work then!)

It even seems logical.. To me. (The lower species.) That if you're using a lower RPM, You're not going to use as much gas as if you were going all the way in your gears.

However, I can't talk, I have killed my fair share of glaciers (And rubber.. And ozone...) driving my car. (old abandoned road.)

P.s Dye your hair blonde and drive next to guys in a hot pink/black mustang, instantly asked for your number.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from kutu :is it possible to add FullScreen+Windowed mode as well as in StarCraft2

its like a window but on fullscreen and without window border

good for custom gauges developers, who want to see own gauges over the lfs, but still driving in fullscreen mode

and good for streamers, but need extra feature is no turn off sound if LFS not in focus

Are you talking about borderless mode?, I don't think scawen would add it.

Quote from Inouva :How it works the VoB mod detection?

Becuase i have a RB4 VoB mod ( For test the new detection system ) and joined a z30/31 server and never got kiked...

If you drive a car with the collision detection of the exact track you are driving so every car goes flying. = Game logic interference = kick

Modifying to make a spoiler and a rollcage = visual
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TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Most people would believe this is a scam Logitech. Either that, Or their budgets are very tight.

I wish I could help. I am strapped as well.

I wish your friend the best though, Maybe I could fix him some russian food or send him some flowers!
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Credit card details were encrypted and yes, while encrypted could mean "has a password of 'cheese' " or has Rijndael/Twofish/Serpent or whatever "serious" encryption...it's very unlikely the card data is in a readable format unless your card number is 7FDE82FHVnGHkkJ28 and your name is 8DSHkj721GsU79, who lives at 28jhSDHfj7u28, 384HdsjSds, RE345r44jj, 34DFdjkl, EGHGh 5jHDFS.

Thank you... I will now start to fix sammies for the intelligent ones.

(And a Philly Cheesesteak for PMD cause he.. well.. Learned a new trick!
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from 91mason91 :And yet after all this moaning Paws, you still haven't made me a sandwich.

Old dog needs to learn some new tricks.

Quote from MadCatX :If you put it like this, then probably not (boring and girlish answer, I know). However, I guess that something like this applies better to this Sony thing.

If my GF/mate/whoever
A) installed along with Crysis 2 some badly written rootkit that could cause my PC to crash, eat CPU power and make my CD drive disappear after I removed it
B) sued someone I have great respect for just because he brought back certain function on his own device
C) gathered information about people who visited this guy's web
D) stored my personal information in a pretty insecure way and didn't tell me they've been stolen until a week or so after that happened

I'd take full 97 seconds to reconsider few things about her character and then I'd kick her out without even letting her pack her things...

But I'm not talking about it that way, I'm talking about how most of them are crying and whining and saying they are going to get a Xbox 360, The moment a problem arrived, When they really don't have a right to complain, In the short time I owned my PS3, I didn't give any credit card info to it, And I bought almost 200$ more in games than what I paid for the PS3. Yet they want to pay microsoft for a service they were already getting? Didn't microsoft already have security problems (EG. Windows?)

And it's not like they even secured the information in a insecure way from what I hear, It's not like they tossed a PDF file to a hacker and just having a beer over it, Someone actually took the information.

My mind has other things to worry about now than a boat load of hypocrites. (Not you, Madcat.)
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
I don't really see what the huge fuss is about here really, I made a stupid post but now it's starting to get to me, If your girlfriend/boyfriend/mate would not give you any sex, Would you instantly run to the closest female with your dick out saying help me?

It's really stupid how most of the hardcore gamers will actually pay MORE in games then the console was (Because most of you got it cheep.) And the hours spend laughing/having fun with mates is priceless (Or at least it should be) But yet everyone (Most of you) Are running as fast as possible to go buy a xbox 360, What the ****? You guys have more patience waiting on something that said it would come out in 2008 Than a small development problem, Sure, Your credit card info may have been at risk, But most of the time your company's will actually stop any transactions before they happen.

Do you people not represent anything anymore? I'm a Diehard PC gamer, But I've played both consoles, I can say that the PS3 is just more user friendly to me, And sounds (Havn't been around a Xbox 360 long enough for it to show me the menu) And I can honestly say the Xbox 360 MIGHT be a good buy, But running out the second there is a problem with one console is stupid! For instance, I only race with skins that have NVIDIA and Intel, I don't like AMD or ATI, I'm not saying they are bad products. But the way you guys are talking about ditching this and that most of you should be at Iracing bending the **** over to get ripped off because LFS has been on hold for the S3 and the Other-FWD-Car-I-Forget

And I mean, You can really look at it the same way, Would most of you rather play LFS (one time payment) Or would you rather pay constantly for something you might not use everyday. Iracing.

You bastards, You totally ruined my breakfast.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from Becky Rose :That's right, all we need is a big black cock and we're back on the men.

I don't think there was any reason to involve race in it, White guys can have big.. Too.. So... I don't see why you had to say that..

And yeah.. That's religion. (Along with seemingly 30 other higher power people somewhere in the clouds that all get along somehow..)
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :If J@kto thinks that iRacing is the best money he's spent on racing than that's a fact which is personal to him. I won't insult you in the hope that one day you and I may fornicate.

Hehe, Not a chance friend.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :Jamie.. I think your gut will get in the way of that one!

I KID! I KID!

Quote from S14 DRIFT :I AM NOT THAT FAT. :sadbanana

You guys just don't get along do you?
p.s Thanks alot for the mega laugh.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from J@tko :No, that's a fact.

"iRacing is a waste of money." That's an opinion.

"iRacing has been the best money I've spent on sim racing." That's a fact. No-one can dispute it.

A fact needs proof before it becomes a fact; Without, It is merely speculation.

"I really love this game, It's the best game you can buy" = Opinion

"This game is receiving the most money from sales and revenue = Fact, With Data.

I'm just going to go back home if English speaking are really.. that.. dumb. Opinion
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Mate, Why not go to Ebay? Seems you could get much better results than LFS forum.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
I don't get why he isn't banned, TVE posted a picture of a seal getting killed (And that happens all the time. None of us can really stop it.)

Rockclan blew off and wished cancer on someone.

Yet making two accounts is illegal (None of the stuff above me is, Slightly abusive, Sure.) And he doesn't get banned?

Someone enlighten me?
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Join the paws mobile, We also dislike silly Europeans that do it backwards.

1+ to member count?
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
And I, Halfass-ly respond with 2 highly uneducated words and a symbol to appear cool amongst fellow PC gamers, and friends alike, Hoping I do not get infractions while R-O-T-F-Ling.

Console Fags.

That is all.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
I use a I5, They appear to be medium, really. Not so good. I think a Nvidia 460 GTX (or the ATI equivilant) Should suit you better, Because isn't onboard just alittle sad anyway..? Since.. you play more games than LFS, Right?

I haven't really used them, But i wanted to help.
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Quote from 65D :- fps supposed to be increased. dropped.
- white-red walls still launching to moon.
- crashing someone is worse.
- configs are not that funny expect some specific ones. several routes are totally unusable example at South City
- those new routes (fern bay gold straight) is unrealisticly suspension killer shit thingy
- only minioval appeared to show some fun... until few hours
- on open config tracks, no rubber, no flags, no positions, no lfsw times = nothing interesting
- no VWS, no tyre physics

And you all are just spamming "thank you"?

- Cause you render everything on open configs.. my computer has no drop in FPS at all.
- Reason is it's a test patch, They didn't say it was a godlike1337hax0r patch to make this simulation perfect. Give them some slack.
- Stay off other people..?
- Well, That's your problem, And not ours.
- Out of the rare times I drive at FE, I've never had suspension damage.
- Ovals are endless fun, Race the right people.
- Scawen also directly stated, No echo maps, No shadow maps, I'm assuming somewhere in there lies rubber, There is no "go this way" For the track to tell you to go on, So there isn't any flags. If it's not interesting for you.. Tough luck.
- If you cannot read when he said, In giant letters NOT VWS OR S3 OR TIRE PHYSICS, Then that is only your problem.
Quote :WARNING : THIS IS A TEST

NOTE : THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN NEW TYRE PHYSICS / VW SCIROCCO / ROCKINGHAM

Are you just spamming "Bullshit"?
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
Haha.. Wow.. I get a new game.. And this.

Brilliant work LFS team, I'd give you a standing ovation
TehPaws3D
S2 licensed
I hope the physics changes stay off Z28. If so, I'd love it if CAD ran Z28 for kicks.
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