I just don't even AtomAnt, I just don't even.

Learn how to stop hitting "Post new thread" Klutch is going to start mutilating bunnies and cats on this side of the pond soon! Australia's numbers are dwindling.

Quote from danthebangerboy :

avast av

*Loud ass unneeded siren* VIRUS DETECTED! * Popup showing EVERYTHING in C:\WINDOWS *


Or.

*Loud ass siren waking you the hell up from a comfy chair nap* WARNING, WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM! DAMN THIS COMPUTER!

I hate how they make it sound like the def-con levels raised to 2000 and the nukes are aimed at your ****ing doorknob. A simple popup and a click noise is all you need, I don't need air raid sirens.

Sigh, Please read these, He copied the thread title I said he should use as a example, It could also be inverse and be XFG XRG on blackwood/rallycross - It could be anything.

Quote from sander997sc :

hi i have lfs for i think 1 year but i ceep losing with my g25 setup so can anyone give me a tip?

Quote from TehPaws3D :

Hello sander997cc! First, You probably need to go here, Not in this thread.

And try to make a detailed thread title E.G: "How do I get my lap times down in XRG/XFG on Blackwood/Rallycross"

I'm sure some talented or just friendly racers would love to help.

Anyway, Which car would you like help with first? Say, If you wanted FBM, Go drive a few laps and post a replay up here for us to look at, And we'll tell you where you need to improve.

You said " I'm going to go as a emo" And I posted a link to all your posts in " Post your girlfriend" .. More specifically the ones about you wanted to kill yourself jump off a bridge etc. And I asked "Wasn't that the norm for you?"

Well.. first.. Which track? Rallycross, Or blackwood, And next, Which car? FBM? XRG? XFG?


Please be a little more informative.. and a replay of your best driving would help.

Hello sander997cc! First, You probably need to go here, Not in this thread.

And try to make a detailed thread title E.G: "How do I get my lap times down in XRG/XFG on Blackwood/Rallycross"

I'm sure some talented or just friendly racers would love to help.

Quote from vipex123 :

whats so important about friday

I must say, I seriously questioned my sexuality looking at your avatar, I just had to say this.

It's the " Hope patch comes out today weeee!!" Day. .. Which has been declared Friday for some unknown reason.

Quote from logitekg25 :

if i manage to go, il be emo. so wicked skinny black jeans. possibly a very skinny shirt, that may or may not have a few rips. maybe a little makeup

fake cuts. the works

Oh.. What? Huh? Was dosing off there, You're going as emo? Oh.. Cool.. You know I thought that was normal. Errm..

Sorry, But the trollablity was to high for me to skip there, I couldn't make a aids reference too!

Quote from bunder9999 :

i'm still here only because the pc simracing racket kindof waned. i don't want to pay for iracing, and rfactor looks and plays like crap.

I really wouldn't say crap, They have a really nice game and I've tried some of the mods, It's pretty realistic but it's just not my thing... I would be more worried why there has not been a post here in about 3 days. Maybe people are coming to their senses? And not posting BS.. Or does it show LFS is declining?

But.. But dad!

I still call him a traitor.

^ Describes this post.

You are dating scawen?!

Quote from Gills4life :

:melting:

/goes back to constantly refreshing the iracing page

God help me this forum has censorship.

You !@*# Dirty )#(*$&*@- !=#^#&#*!KER

Traitor!

Quote from mcintyrej :

Dodge this!

Haha, Out of all the ones here, That must be perfect for this.

Quote from Gills4life :

"Sigh.. I wish Scawen would fix that.."

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the Sky"

Honorable mentions

Anthrax, Who really gives a shit, It's candy with a REALLY COOL NAME!

But no.. This stuff just doesn't happen here? It might be a british thing, But I handle couriers daily from my (Two) Jobs and I can say there is never, In my 1 year of working ever, Been a broken seal or even a ding in the packages, I don't know if dealing with food and general electronics is any different, But I've just never seen it..Wish you guys luck on your couriers.

I buzz drill bits at my boyfriend when I'm working on something, He knows what I can do with a drill bit and a drill, And he's scared of it.

Can you enlighten my what that is in English?

And you buy food from a petrol station..? I thought they just had candy.. not like, Real breakfast food.. O.o

On amazon you can get a g27 Quite cheap, I would personally recommend a G- Series anything, It's all top notch quality and you can never really go wrong in any of logitech's stuff.

Of course, That's just my opinion, My wheel is broke as ****, And it does not work, BSOD's the computer every time.

But I most likely got a faulty one, So I would recommend it.

Also you two need to get a room, I see abit of that makeup swapping. ( If you get the joke )

Quote from Gills4life :

I'm confused as to what those commas are actually trying to achieve. That sentence didn't really make sense. Are you saying that I am a scooter or that I am a motor, or I am a motor scooter, or I have a motor scooter, or my mother is a motor and I am a scooter?

I believe square boobs are usually hereditary but I wouldn't be surprised if you could purchase some kind of operation, why not take a look? Don't forget, if you do get it done...

... Pics or it didn't happen

Having block tits would just be so much better, I wouldn't have to lug around a bra, Like lego blocks, Just build up a nice medium sized square and bam, Instant-tits, Just like instant mash potatoes.

And you were suppose to take a longer pause after each comma, Try reading it this way.


"Motor..... Scooter, Gillls, Motor scooter."

However I do prefer to call you a motor and your mother a scooter, I don't know exactly where you came up with this, But it sounds alot cooler.

Motor, Scooter gills, Motor scooter.

And where do I buy square tits?

Quote from Gills4life :

Sorry guys but this one has to be the winner purely because it made me snort tea everywhere when I read it and applied it to Damon Hill's stance/position of hands.

I did all that? Epic win, Glad I could make your keyboard sticky.

Anyway, Second win so, Also woot, And my picture isss...

Last edited by TehPaws3D, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 03:29.

Good, Force AIDS boy to stay home, We surely don't want his STI's running rampage.

Quote from Becky Rose :

There are several parts to her personality and things about her that alone would make me fancy her, for example her singing voice is so incredible i'd want to bed her just to hear what it sounds like in an orgasm. and her body is to die for and she's pretty as hell.

All of which would make me think i've got no hope, but i'm audacious so i'll try anyway

These parts.

I tried to really pay attention to the whole post, But reading the above just made me laugh, You don't just go bed someone to hear orgasm, You dirty girl.

Quote from Seb66 :

How do you know it is shit when it's 'in'?

Well, You can kinda feel in in your lower intestines, And as far as I know you can always expect it to be 'Shit' Because as far as I know nothing else really goes down there. Except some boots from time to time but other wise.

There is a slight difference, Michelin will save 5.0% fuel over the course of a long sting (24h or more) Evostars wear slighty quicker but give more grip ( again, 24h or more) Bridgestone is even, Cromo is even It could be true.

Quote from brandons48 :

'Scuse me, but I started shaving at 13, this is stubble my good man.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

I did too, but not where you most likely think.

Damnit you two, I just woke up my family which was napping!

"Runners up for the next Viagra commercial"