Quote from KiRmelius :

If you really had children, they all would be dead by now

If you really had balls, They would all be mash potatoes by now.

Where are my boots.

Quote from Jeffrey Dahmer :

+1 Paws A.K.A Miss 'Roxalove' (LOL) come up with some feminine insults and not the typical 'your a virgin and you play on games 24/7 in your basement' shit that most guys bring up,
because you must understand your the one wanting all this attention constantly reminding us your a women when most women I've come across online don't feel the need to announce that they are a women for many reasons, one may be due to the fact of the 'attention' they will get which most women don't particularly like and the other being the fact that it doesn't matter if your a man or women....
and using an avatar pic to 'prove' your a women all this while basically telling us we need lives while you are playing the game too... little bizarre, but hey we all love attention and like to be different however we choose to do so, whether it's pretending to be a women on the internet namely a forum with a majority of males or whether it be using an annoying font to get recognized, 'we' love attention and I do too.

Yours Faithfully,
The guy in your basement.

Awwh sheesh, A fan-club, How decent of you. Firstly, When the hell did I every shove in your faces I was a woman in the previous post I made? Allow me to refresh your memory " hopeless-men-on-the-internet-talking-about-women-they-want lol-lol-lol "

Now I don't know about you but I don't seem to be shoving barbies down your throat, If you take my outgoing / happy and yes sometimes retarded personality as me faking being a woman on the internet then both of you can step to hell, I never gave two S*!ts what both of you thought in the first place, If it's idioticy that allows you to strive, Go for it.

Next is the fact that

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most women I've come across online don't feel the need to announce that they are a women for many reasons, one may be due to the fact of the 'attention' they will get which most women don't particularly like and the other being the fact that it doesn't matter if your a man or women....

Uhm.. Okay? What exactly do you want me to say? I'm sorry for disrupting your man mind? I'm not like typical " Ohh what will he say he'll call me a bitch and say I need to go in the kitchen Ohh noooo!!! What will I ever do I need to go hide and cry!!~ " **** that, Simply **** that, If some man has enough balls to come say that to my face, I would most likely laugh as I don't take the internet so retardedly serious. It's not like you hurt my wittle girl feelings.

Wow, Next of the BS I have to sweep through.

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and using an avatar pic to 'prove' your a women all this while basically telling us we need lives while you are playing the game too... little bizarre, but hey we all love attention and like to be different however we choose

I never told anyone anywhere to get a life, I actually do enjoy reading some of the story's and hey I wish it would have worked out for some of them differently. And what, Proof I'm a woman? Dude, This post gets more and more funny as I travel along, If I was really trying to proof I was a woman then by all means I would be waving ****ing pink banners from my signature and filling every post with some stupid " GIRL POWAH " Shit, Or what ever you agree on that thinks people " Roleplay " On the forum, And when did LFS ever get involved? Yes I play LFS, And I do suck at it. But that was never involved, Do I see myself as slightly attention seeking or whatever? Most likely true.

P.S. Your name sucks to.
P.S.S **** You.

Quote from DevilDare :

I dont know, but it makes me want to say a internet one liner everytime I read a post from you in this thread...

anotherguyposingasagirlontheinternet lololol.

I feel bad for you but at the same time admire your courage to go through with it. I wish I could do that.

No, not really.

Okaay... I really feel bad for you too, You could have easily just kept your mouth closed to my obvious joke, But since it's got your balls in a sling...

Quote from The Very End :

I'm a lost cause lol? Where did I hear that before...oh SNAP! My mum also used to say that

That's because I am your mom, Did you finish your homework yet??!

I don't know, But it makes me want to say a internet one liner every time I view a page or two in this thread...

Oh screw it, Just coming out with it.

hopelessmenontheinternettalkingaboutwomentheywant lololol.

I feel bad for you but at the same time, I could laugh for hours at this thread.. I wish I knew what emotion that was.

You would you slimeball you.


Also, TVE, You are more than random you are just a lost cause, This however is not a bad thing, But this is not your home you straggler, Move along.. shoo

"What was that clanking noi- Oh... This is bad.. Isn't it...."

Quote from shiny_red_cobra :

LOL if there was no friction or gravity, or if it wasn't connected to a bunch of other cylinders which also have friction and gravity, then yea!



Anyway, I stopped by to comment on how funny it was when TehPaws posted a car with a Canadian license plate! Not your car, TehPaws!

LOL, Maybe you should have read my post, I said I did NOT KNOW ABOUT CARS enough to give you DETAILED statements about what actually goes on, DO I know the modular friction of each piston? NO. Forgive me for being uneducated on cars unlike you.

And I know it's not my car captain obvious, Congratulations on spotting the Canadian tag when I live in America, My version is black, So round of applause.

Congrats on post 9,000. And ... Why does everyone half to bring in super hard science? I mean, I've been up all night, I just want to simply bash people with a herd of other people like trolls! ...


But yes, It's biology. Smartass.

Physics are what allowed you to get mouth aids from blowing of ze mens.

No, But seriously, Physics are win!

"Can you hear me now? ... Gooood!"

You also edited Lynces' Sidewalls and made them white, That's his Evostar tires.

No permission.

Edit: You broke all your rules ... Microsoft sam says. L O L L O L L O L L O L

DirectX Handles graphics, But it would be a safe bet if more calculations are being run at the same time, Your CPU needs to be abit faster.

"There's a app for that."

If you choose to fumigate and watch the effects, I recommend

Mercury vapor

Or..

Bromine inhalation

You should allow users to buy or " Attach parts " To their car, Like, Nothing serious like LFS.

Like " Spoiler $50 | Handling +1

And you can have up to 3 tiers of spoilers.

I don't see that picture is anything about motor-sports or LFS..

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

I must say if it's like FO3 where when you finish the main quests, you're unable to continue playing any of the other quests, I would be very disapointed.



Legitamately, really? 1 hour?

It's easy as cake, the AI is stupidly retarded, You can look at a section of the map and know where ambushes are going to be, It's either the AI is retarded, Or I'm a motherF)@&*&ing GENIUS - Which I know the latter is not true.

Wouldn't the suction come from the piston lowering? It should suck itself back up right?

As far as my knowledge insim does not work on single player, It needs a mutliplayer server to send data to and receive. I doubt you could do anything to make it work singleplayer.

God if that white BMW was infront of me I would totally..

I don't think it would take much to keep a car running, If the car isn't moving ( Please don't get me wrong, I'm just guessing and letting you guys answer ) Then shouldn't it really not take that much fuel? It's just pistons moving to keep the engine rev'd. Sooner or later of they where pushing enough power at one point ( Assuming you went to fifth gear correctly ) Then the engine could just use the kinetic force of the pistons to thrust up and down, And only rev back ( Stall limiter ) To keep the RPM's atleast somewhere up, And at that point if you are just parked. At around 1000 or 2000 RPM the car is doing nothing, I believe it would use more oil than gas, The way I see it using that little fuel could be possible ( Okay.. probably not, but something close to it. )

Just to test, I've let my car run all night ( Mercedes ĸompressor c230 ) No big changes in fuel.

..... It is America.. Let me go grab hold of a lawyer.

Ah, Well I'll be waiting for Franky.S 's picture.

( He is winner. )

I've found everything, And completed it twice ( What can I say, Modern warfare 2 on veteran took a hour, And online to get to 60 took 6 hours so.. meh )

Still, Greatly fun game, Will have to look I alot of places I skipped.

I tried looking at the stuff that was funny, But there wasn't really alot, More of it was a statement, In funny stuff Franky.S won. But since most this stuff was more of a statement ( Wasn't mindless ) But could still be visualized as text on the picture; ATC Quicksilver, danthedangerboy tied for that.


I'm quite confused on who would win, Do I just go with the ones that were funny? Or do I go with one that makes more sense?

(After reading a bit I think I'm suppose to say like.. 3 Way free for all.. I dunno.. Help! D: )