Quote from mp5cod :

captial g next time pls

It's like ray-hee-hain on your wedding day.

The song is call 'Puttin on the Ritz', which is a pun on the name Putin.

Laugh? I nearly started.

Quote from [RF]-art555 :

It's just that everyone is equal now, weather you donate or not.

Rubbish.

It's just moved the pay2win from gold ammo to premium accounts. People with premium tanks/ammo can afford to shoot premium ammo a HELL of a lot more than free players.

As has been discussed to death on the forums and on here above, all it takes is for everyone to carry 5-10 rounds of premium and it pretty much negates armour in the game. How many times in a game could you take a shot, but don't as you know you almost certainly won't penetrate. It's not more than around 5 times per battle I would wager, and that's all the premium ammo people need to carry, and just use standard ammo for all the other occasions.

Hull down T29? Hey, instead of having to think about how to flank and get round behind/beside them, you just turn off Mr. Brain, turn on auto-aim, switch to gold and open fire. I really enjoy playing my Pz B2 740, I like the fact it can take a lot of punishment but the weedy gun means that you have to really make use of weakspots and know exactly which targets you can and can't take on. A Hetzer used to be a very dangerous opponent to me, requiring tactics to flank them or a brave move to take out their tracks and get round behind/beside them - they're pretty much impenetrable head-on. No more. Hit auto-aim, put something heavy on the mouse button and go make a brew.

This is easily the worst decision WG have ever made (and I'm not one of these 'oh noes, teh Wrgmamng are teh evills!111'). It rewards stupid, lazy gameplay while punishing those who play intelligently and use angling, terrain and armour to avoid taking damage.

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I wouldn't have liked to have been driving that car which overtakes you at around 2:15. Driving behind him with full-beams on....

Quote from Hahmo :

My Focus estate doesn't like snow, neither do I!

Mine's always had good fun in it.

Quote from Whiskey :

I boughtt my key here: http://www.gamekeystore.net/st ... -similator-2-retail-cdkey

7 minutes since payment to key receivement

That's not bad, 14.24 euros (5% discount if you like them on Facebook) which is about £11.50.

Is the site legit? I wouldn't want to be buying someone else's key.

Amazing

Bah, demo ran out for me. I might end up buying it as my three-year-old has got hooked. Where's the cheapest anyone's found? It's on Amazon for £15.

I enjoyed the detail with the Eurostar crossing, although I'd have like to have to park properly on the train and then have it move off. Same with the Ferry crossing, I'd have liked to actually drive onto the ferry and park.

Quote from Rappa Z :

While I do agree with everything he says, he needs to realize that games like CoD and MoH are really geared towards either casual gamers and young teenagers, neither of which cares about anything he wants from the game. In fact, I'd say they like the linear cinematics and most of the other stuff he hates.

Sadly this applies to pretty much any art-form. 90% of it is marketed towards people who actually couldn't give two shits about the medium.

Professor Elemental - Fighting Trousers

Huzzah for Chap-hop

Anyone seen this recently?

There are HUNDREDS of tracks now and a whole bunch of different trucks. The main addition is moving parts and pistons which can be activated by the horn.

You can still play for free, but you can only play one truck and tracks that don't include the dynamic mechanisms. You can still watch replays of those levels though.

http://www.gravitysensation.com/trickytruck/

He's not posted since the 'New Zealand internet filter' post. It either made him explode or he's hiding in his bunker wrapped in tinfoil.

Quote from BlueFlame :

No but there's one where you're driving a fuel tanker and get hijacked.

In the outback, with a variety of ramshackle vehicles chasing you?

I got fined £400 because someone pulled out of a junction right in front of me.

I did get to go 'PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPP!!!!' at them, which was satisfying.


Has anyone unlocked the minigame where you murder a prostitute and wrap her in some carpet?

And the other is armour-piercing munitions, obviously.

Quote from -NightFly- :

Thor?

He will be, once he's finished pulling all that tape off.




Aythankyou...

Tried this, first of all it feels AWESOME.

But after about 2 minutes of motorway driving, I was racing the other traffic and it took me about a further two minutes before I felt obliged to see what would happen if I went straight on at a corner.

It just feels really alien, not going as fast as you possibly can, all the time.

I say, that lady hasn't got a vest on.

I bed with a lass the other night, she exclaimed "oh my god, that's the biggest one I've ever felt!"


"Naah, you're pulling my leg, love."

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Quote from Bmxtwins :

My grandfather drove big rigs for a living and he used to say that if a tire punctured, the wheel would brake your thumbs off. So id say no ffb is unealistic

Is this in the days before power steering on trucks?

haha, same here but with Indycar Racing (all I had for comparison was Geoff Crammond's F1GP on the Amiga)

For reference, Indycar Racing:



F1GP:

There's an android one in the works apparently