So, I have done a few of these LFS songs that are basically based on other famous songs. I didn't want to make a new thread for every song I made, so I have decided that I will just add new songs in this thread as I make them.

As I make new songs, I will add the lyrics to this first post and if I have recorded music for it, I will post it here as well. So, here's the music I have so far:

Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)
Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry

Leave the track go back to pit
I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change

I need to leave pit road really fast
It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back

Last week, I was in a race
As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you

Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash
Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you

The next race
A blue flag flies
And I crash into you

You try to sneak by and almost make it
And I crash into you

When we entered the last turn at the end of the race
I crashed into you

You just brake a little
And I crash into you

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I crash right into you
Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)

Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vpfimj




I'm on A Track (Based on I'm on A Boat)
Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)

I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me
Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee

I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit
The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a track and
It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna

Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!

**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)
**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)
Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track
It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers

I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Recorded Singing: http://www.sendspace.com/file/jg8mbl




Wake Me Up When The Scirocco Comes (Based on Wake Me Up When September Ends)
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass
A year and a half has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rest
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Bring out some news again
Like we did when the wait began
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rests
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass
The next year or so will go so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Recorded Singing: N/A




NEW MUSIC

Cruising Idiot (Based on American Idiot)
Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
Don't want a server under the stupid admins
And can you hear the sound of me snoozing?
The subliminal mind **** cruising.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot cruisers.
I'm not a part of a stupid ass idea.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And cruise along to the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
A few servers controlled by no one.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot cruisers.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.
All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Recorded Singing: N/A





So, if I keep making more stuff, I will just add it to this thread instead of making a new thread every time!

~Shashdev

Last edited by shashdev, Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:50.

Thanks a lot! I will work on it as soon as possible thought it may take a few days. I am currently working on an Honors College Application and need to get that done QUICK! But I will definitely get this recorded at some point.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

To everybody who enjoyed this, and the similar, previous thread: I hope you are all killed in painful ways in the near future.

Sincerely,

- Kev

Edit: Forgot to swear: You're all ****ing cretins.

My reaction:




:hyper:

Thanks for a laugh on getting worked up over a silly song.

If anyone can find the song without the vocals and upload it somewhere and link it to me on this thread or through personal messages, I would be up for it!

Sent you a response. And in case anyone was wondering, I use Audacity to create my music stuff. It's a free program that's fun to mess about with even if you aren't going to sing or anything.

Haha, that's a pretty good idea. I might do that sometime if I get time.

Yeah man. Go for it! I like the picture idea. Link it in this topic, and
maybe put it on the lfs videos section if you want. Glad you guys liked it!

Updated the first post with a link to me singing it. Here's the link again: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

This one took a lot longer to sing it because there was a lot of background singing as well. Ideally, I would have sung the main lyrics twice and put it on top of each other to make it sound more like the real song, but I didn't really want to spend another hour and a half doing that, so, this is what you're getting. Hope you like it.

Last edited by shashdev, Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:16.

Quote from chanoman315 :

wow... just search and replace September with Scirocco

Not really. I changed as much as made sense. I am not trying to make the song different, I would much rather have it make some sense.

So, I wasn't really bored or anything, but liked the idea for this song. And, no, I don't plan on doing this every day. If I get a good idea for it, then I will.




Wake Me Up When The Scirocco Comes (Based on Wake Me Up When September Ends)

Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass
A year and a half has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rest
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up the Scirocco comes

Bring out some news again
Like we did when the wait began
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again
Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rests
But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass
The next year or so will go so fast
Wake me up the Scirocco comes
Wake me up the Scirocco comes
Wake me up the Scirocco comes


~Shashdev

Last edited by shashdev, Sun, 4 Apr 2010 21:45.

If I record this one, it will probably take a couple of days. Still, I already got the background music, so there's a pretty good chance I will make it.

Nothing today since I didn't go out. But, for as small as my town is, I have seen these cars before:

Lotus Elise
Convertible Aston Martin (Just a glance, not enough time to make out what type)
Audi R8
Porsche Turbo 997 (Friend's Dad owns it)
Supped up Silvia S15 (I liked it because it was RHD in America....NICE!)
Cadillac XLR-V Supercharged (1 of 1200 in the world)
Ferrari F430

And a few more nice cars in showrooms, but those don't really count....

Haha, yeah. When I was listening back to it, I thought so too. When I talk though, I have a easily noticeable Indian accent.

I was bored again. Here's the result. Imagine the I'm on a Boat music in the background. (I don't think it's as good as the one I put on yesterday, but eh, not too bad for the ten minutes work)



I'm on A Track (Based on I'm on A Boat)

Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)

I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me
Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee

I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit
The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a track and
It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna

Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!

**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)
**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)
Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track
It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers

I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)


Here's a link of me (trying) to sing it: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

~Shashdev

Last edited by shashdev, Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:16.

Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking. You know, someone who can actually make videos should try to put scenes to make a video. It would be pretty sweet. I could also try to make my singing a better for it. It's off beat in a few places.

If anyone wants to try, just post on here that you want to do it. Don't message me because I never check my private messages.

Posted link to song on first post. Here's the link as well: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

Last edited by shashdev, Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:15.

So, I made an mp3 of me singing it. It is 2.3 mb so it's too big to attach here. Any idea how I can get it to you guys?

Yeah, just went back and changed it a little bit to make it easier to sing it. Btw, advance warning for my singing. I have a Indian accent, which just doesn't mesh with this. Still, I don't mind trying!

I was bored. Here's the result. Imagine the Jizz in my Pants music in the background.



Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)

Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry

Leave the track go back to pit
I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change

I need to leave pit road really fast
It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back

Last week, I was in a race
As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you

Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash
Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you

The next race
A blue flag flies
And I crash into you

You try to sneak by and almost make it
And I crash into you

When we entered the last turn at the end of the race
I crashed into you

You just brake a little
And I crash into you

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I crash right into you
Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)


Here's a link of me (trying) to sing it: http://www.mediafire.com/?n3geap1k6qcqerx,mvovppzy8ewp0fg

~Shashdev

Last edited by shashdev, Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:15.

Well, I joined LFS before my driving (like six months) and, well, it didn't hurt. Sure, the physics are great and all, but unless you are driving in LFS like you do on the roads (or vice versa), it can't be too much of a help.

Also, without a wheel, it isn't going to help with real life driving. Seems like you have a wheel though, so it might help.

I thinking playing racing games in general just give you a feeling for cars in general. There are those out there who need to be told gas is right, brake is left. So, basically, you have a nice start, but don't expect it to make you a brilliant driver out of the gatee.

Quote from AndroidXP :

Shift+Z

Thanks a lot. It was getting really annoying.

Hey guys,

So, just yesterday, I was playing LFS and everything was fine. Then, I went to have lunch and when I came back, the mouse always stays on the screen.

I have tried to restart LFS, restart my computer, and looked over all the settings. Ctrl+C isn't doing anything either. So, do you guys have any ideas? I have not reinstalled LFS because I was hoping there was another way.

Thanks,
Shashdev

This has to be a fake:
http://www.autoweb.co.uk/WSCarDetails.asp?cdID=7113302

Rx7 for 2000? Think he forgot the 1 infront of the 2000? I live in the US, but I would buy that in a second for up to 10000 dollars.

For those of you wondering why I made this thread, here's why:

I made it to see what the whole community thought. Hence the poll. Secondly, I didn't make it so the developers would see.

A) They don't really care. They have said it before (look at my signature).
B) It wouldn't make a freakin difference if they saw. Development doesn't speed up because of a thread.
C) I don't care. They see it, great. They don't see it, great.

So, basically, it's always the same people answering on these threads. I, for one, see them all the time but don't want to spend the time to write anything. Clicking a button and hitting vote, that I can do. So, the community is just saying what they think.

Thanks,
Shashdev

Hey guys,

Now, there have been (too) many threads about lfs development speed. Quite frankly, I think that development is quite slow, but my life is pretty busy so I don't really get around to playing that much LFS around this time of the year.

Now, in each of these threads there seems to be two sides (obviously). One side thinks that everyone says development is too slow, the other side that it will be out when it's out.

So, to decide once and for all (hopefully) what the community thinks, I am opening a poll. Vote one of the choices and all of us will see what the community really thinks. Happy?

Thanks,
Shashdev