Car Number: 616
Driver's LFS UserName: Timdpr
Class (LFSBC or NDRC): LFSBC
Car Selection (XFG or XRG): XFG

616 T. Russell

On server: 7:20pm
Race start: 8:00pm

I think I'm going to have to pull out of this one, sorry guys.

Good luck all, and have fun!

What's the point of even having a grand prix if it isn't going to decide where half the drivers finish? Okay these drivers have done something wrong, but the penalties are inconsistent with both past penalties, the 'crime' commited and are applied to the wrong person half the time! F1 2009 was looking to be a good season until this.

Want to make F1 fan-friendly? Stop ****ing about with them!

I'm annoyed at McLaren too, WTF were they thinking when they lied? There was clear evidence, surely the team knew about it and the maFIA it was obviously going to hear what Lewis said on the radio?

I love the note at the bottom!

Quote :

Note that these screenshots are heavily edited, retouched and the finished game will look much worse on your computer!

Quote from J@tko :

Wrong thread!!!

Oops! Sorry! Tell you what...

• What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
  
• Justice Fingers.
  

• What do clouds wear under their clothes?
  
• Thunderware.
  

• What's an archeologist?
  
• Someone whose career is in ruins.
  

Quote from Crashgate3 :

My mate would always try and tell this as:

A man walks into a restaurant and asks 'Do you serve food here?' to which the waiter replies,

'No.'

A guy walks into a pub.

Ouch!

Also, http://www.videovat.com/videos/2624/911-joke-gone-wrong.aspx

Whoops!

And some more...

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the corn flakes back in the box."

Q- What has four legs and an arm?
A- A happy Pit Bull

What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!

Why is a paedophile like a turtle?
Because he gets there before the hare.

There are two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "Crap Mate!! I hope you know how to drive this thing!"

Why is there no such thing as bestialic necrophilia?
Because you'd just be flogging a dead horse.

Q. What did the farmer say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
A. "There's a herd of elephants coming over the hill"
Q. What did the farmer say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A. Nothing, he didnt recognise them.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said "F**k him, He's only an egg.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About two hours.”

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around at the shop and said,” About three hours.”

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.”

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.

A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, “So where does that guy go when he leaves?”

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,

“Your house.”

Last edited by Timdpr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15.

So this guy walks into a bar, orders some food and eats it, shoots the bartender, then leaves like nothing happened.
So another patron of the bar was like "well what the **** was that?!" and another patron tells him, oh he's a panda bear, he eats shoots and leaves.

A meatball walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink.
He replies "Sorry we don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.

How many Hindus can you get into a Mini?
4 adults and possibly a small child.

No matter whether you like Lewis or not, he did provide some great entertainment - he passed quite a few cars!

He was certainly lucky to get 3rd, and didn't really deserve it, but that's life and he still went from 18th to 3rd! 6/15 cars ahead of him retired, meaning he did have to get by ~9 cars.

Quote from Santtu941 :

Omg,it's gonna be SOO boring season because I guess that other teams dont have a chance. Brawn GP is gonna take the maker's championship before spa! I sure hope that the diffuser of Brawn is disallowed.

Oh,and I still hate Lewis Hamilton. Brawn is only the 2nd worst.

Prepare for flaming! Meh, you're entitled to your own opinion, but I think you're wrong about Brawn having an easy run to the title. I hope the Ferrari's engines are disallowed for not running on furniture

Who do you support anyway? Remember that alot of teams have the diffuser. Only 7 cars have KERS remember.

Oh, and look below me - If the diffusers are disallowed now, and the teams running them excluded, Hamilton would have won!

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 08:51.

Lol @ EJ

What a race. Wow, serious wow! Track invasion also!

Now, who are the FIA going to contraversially penalise?

Quote from BigDave2967 :

Lol Vettel is still going!

Chances are that he may not get the points.

Lol! Pulled over though.

Why is Trulli now in 3rd? Overtaking under SC?

SC going in! Uh-oh!

Kubica + Vettel! Wah! Both as stupid as each other tbh.

Race over. Brawn 1+2!

Lewis 3rd! EDIT: Sorry, 4th

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 07:44.

Button! Is all the fuel in?

EDIT: Yes it is The mechanics were just 'taking it easy' according to Ross!

Rubens in the pit

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 07:25.

Quote from tinvek :

oh kimi !

I think the commentaters are getting it wrong, Kimi crashed then pitted I believe. He pitted on the live timing, then they showed the replay.

Quote from PaulC2K :

hmm, Lee McKenzie's balls havent dropped

oh, thats probably because SHE wasnt born with any. Who calls their daughter LEE? Leigh i could understand, but come on.

It's not too uncommon, though I did think she was called Lea when I first herd her name!

Quote from BigDave2967 :

Woah, unfortunate for Piquet!

Did it on his own as well.

FIA: We want overtaking! Let's bring in all sorts of new rules and regulations. We don't want tactics to play such a big part in races!

Also, let's do some shit with the tyres which means Ferrari gamble on a safety car and probably win because of it.

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 06:54.

@PaulC2K: I agree completely. Don't have anything more to add - it's stupid.

Quote from PaulC2K :

On the subject of these tyres, at least those on the harder set have some free info from the other teams, they'll be able to change their strat to ensure their last stint will only be 10-11 laps im betting, you wouldnt want to plan on doing the originally expected 14-15 laps and have to do 3+ laps on unraceable tyres.

I really do think the tyre rules are a joke though, insisting on skipping a tyre compound in order to make it shit for the drivers at some point... its like some sort of pub game! each stop you get out of the car, down 2 pints, say the alphabet backwards then get back in. Stop turning things into a bloody novelty.

I didn't realise they skipped a compound? So it's super soft/med?

AAAARGH! Safety car!

Oh Rubens

At least he just knocked off the bit that was hanging off anyway! Kimi in the pits.

Those super softs really aren't working, are they?

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 06:22.

What a fail by Rubens, Heikki, Webber and Heidfeld

Actual overtaking! Haven't seen that in ages!

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 06:11.

Quote from driftloosers :

Were not sharing. Its my account. He doesnt use it anymore. And even if we were sharing if were the ones to pay for it why should they be the ones to say not to share it its like saying you can buy this drink but you cant let anyone else drink it. It should be your choice. And if their worried about stupid people complaining about how the person they let borrow it did something well then make it where if you share then its your responsibility. (spelled wrong sorry really really tired atm)

The point is the licensed account changed hands in the first place - that is against the rules. If you see a 'Who Wants My Account?' thread, there will be a lot of flaming and it will be locked, since you can't do that!

Quote from http://www.lfs.net/?page=agreement :

3.4You must not give your username, WEB or GAME password to other LFS users.

Now, let's stop bickering about this in the 'Edit my screenshot' thread!

The start of the interview with Button was probably the best interview I've ever seen.

I'm getting that familliar tense feeling!

Last edited by Timdpr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 06:03.

**** yeah! Button!

Yes Yes Yes Yes!

Then again - fuel? Only for drivers btw, Brawn GP does seem to be quite a long way ahead

Eddie: I'm not going to say what I have already said, that is kers is not...

You did say! :o