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TehPaws3D
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I guess it does suck to be a guy.. Couldn't imagine swinging beef between my legs LOL! But women will dominate you all soon enough and you will all just get used to it.

What have I said...
TehPaws3D
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I'm just wondering.. If we bump draft logitech.. Will we get aids as well and pregnancy via mouth?

Back to work for me.. Sadly I can't keep updated.

Turn em off logitech
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TehPaws3D
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Quote from Shotglass :
im not sure how ****ed up this makes me but the mental image of a girl doing that is a little arousing

Uhm... Yeah, You're totally normal, Yup.. Just.. Normal.

Edit: Thread of the year
TehPaws3D
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Just gotta love off topic forums... I'll be watching this thread for more funniness.
TehPaws3D
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653 Laps (At the time of counting) Is not enough to learn a track.. But you do seem a little slower than most.. mainly tinker with the gear ratios and raise/lower stuff as necessary. Glad I could help
TehPaws3D
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Quote from hyntty :So are mine. I tried all kinds of balm but the one that actually works is semen. Kinda handy when you don't have to depend on a supplier.

You're a prettty messed up kid, I'm starting to wonder if AIDS can grow in someones brain.......


Quote from hyntty :Admitting you're too busy in the kitchen. Finally.

Actually yes, This is true but me being in the kitchen is my job.. I restock mostly meat in the stores and am sometimes the person that cuts the meat etc. So say I'm in the kitchen all you want.. doesn't bother me like the girls that are constantly PMS'd...

(Did you know that a woman on PMS can scare other women? Not just men.. :schwitz
TehPaws3D
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Blow up dolls are a possiblity.. Even then, If he is cloning women for blown up dolls.. That's disturbing, You can never imagine me on your dingy.
TehPaws3D
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You forgot about making sure the damage model works unless that's somewhere in what you said.. And since you seem to know more than me, Whats the problem of making cars that are based off licensed cars but not like.. Ford would be forunda or something crazy.. Is that legal or no?
TehPaws3D
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Quote from nikopdr :I expected you to know how a male brain works.

I facepalmed pretty hard at that picture... Get up and make your own sandwiches..

But yeah, I pretty much knew it was a tits or GTFO, Sigh.. Maturity levels, Lol. Is that how EVERY male brain works? If so.. I'm totally going back to Venus and F this planet. XD
TehPaws3D
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I have a question for the super smart guys. Why does turning on anti alising make the game look the same but laggier?.. I turn it from no filtering and no AA.. To full everything.. I see no change..

Can anyone explain where this detail is hidden from me? I'm using a 8400 GS from nvidia.
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TehPaws3D
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Quote from logitekg25 :its a local term maybe?

sandwiching is grinding the front

and i added the aids part so it doesnt have to die when i solved my worries

and im 15, not very educated, cause sex ed is second semester this year..so yeah sorry. and im a bit paranoid when i started getting chapped lips, (wasnt sure it was just chapped lips) this morning...so i created a thread SORRY PEOPLE CALM YOUR TITS

Are you serious? Are you saying age is a reason to be jack shit stupid, I really like you as a friend logitech, But I'm 16 and for some reason i have learned all about sex via school, But my parents told me first, I learned it in the 9th. Chapped lips dude? really? Maybe if you stopped acting like every female wants to give it to you at the slightest touch. I've never been to a party, Raise your standards of women FFS or you are going to receive a slap to the face that only a woman could do, Stop partying with whores and work on education, Partying is last on my mind. I have a job, What the hell are you doing. I know there is some low grade women but dayum, Where in America is the standard so low you can order women on rye? Like damn.

Second, You just came to a sim racing forum (Yeah, We're in off topic) But what the **** son, If you were more worried about aids you would have went to the doctor and not a forum to answer you problems, Are you serious? This is the biggest laugh I have had in many many years, You need to get some prioritys in straight son, I already own a used Mercedes, from my job, Education is first and women are last kiddo, You need to learn this.

Third, I take offense to calming my tits, you want to put women on bread, WHERE IS THE LOVE! </3
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TehPaws3D
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Quote from Michalxo :
I am not saying anything about not getting graphics better. I just want be able to play it as I can now. Relatively fluently. (I can survive mass start "lagging")
(Toshiba A200 1gs in 2007 was high-end machine)

Nobody is fighting you, We are just saying, If your machine was built in 2007 (Mine was 2000, But I've been CONSTANTLY upgrading it, Now it can beat most machines now a-days) then you need to upgrade, You can't expect everyone to stop traffic for the slow guys which don't want to upgrade, The developers could up the graphics to cars that are very detailed, You would be screwed, The developers are very nice, But graphics have no relevance to the game, 2007 processors are quite slow to the ones today, All we are saying is the only reason you are complaining (I guess..?) Then upgrade, that isn't our fault.
TehPaws3D
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STI? Logitech, I am with the other people when I said I have LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.

No, Unless she had done oral sex moments before then you're safe, Men these days. Wtf is a sandwich? Sorry, But I for one do not pleasure the thought of mayonnaise running down my chest with lettuce on my back, THANKS, But I will quickly pass.

Dude, Just, Get, Laid, Seriously.
TehPaws3D
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Quote from Bose321 :You don't got central heating in your home?

I do, But I just make it really cold since I like the cold.

And what are you talking about hyntty.. ?
TehPaws3D
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Okay, Well i'm guessing you went to ( www.setupgrid.com ) To download your setups, so i'm just going to end that there, If you are sure you downloaded a demo car setup ( FBM XFG XRG or XRT If you are X) Then you should have no problem, Make sure the setups are in C:\WhereeveryouputLFS\LFS\Data\Setups.


I've attached you a picture to show you where mine is.. you need to find that folder and just drop the .set into it, load it up and you are good to go
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TehPaws3D
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You can't go wrong with 12 extra dollars.. You just can't.
TehPaws3D
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Let us know of any more problems you have.
TehPaws3D
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Quote from speed1230 :

-Grey corvette pic-

What, You ain't never seen a need for downforce on a car with miniature rims? Whats wroong with you...
TehPaws3D
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:bannana_g

They don't scare me, Ignore lists.. Plus even if they did troll me i think that breaks a forum rule..?
TehPaws3D
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Thought i would show people what I look like. XD

Ugly, Don't lie.
TehPaws3D
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Sure I'll take a stab at it.
TehPaws3D
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Justasimfan

Nice point, But drop the LFS upgrade act.. can you see you are not getting anywhere...? I'd be happy with just a Scirocco, But i do believe you about the fact that people need to upgrade, Just because you can run this game on a 499$ laptop, Doesn't mean you should.
TehPaws3D
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Car? Base color? Picture for us skinners to compare with?
TehPaws3D
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Final image, I'm just not going to bother with it anymore, Wish you guys that poured your heart into it luck.
TehPaws3D
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  • Decrease front rebound damping
  • Higher front wing downforce (If your tires seem okay already)
  • Lower rear downforce if the car is seriously understeering (I'm talking, barely steering)
  • If it's very bad use FWD tactics to keep the front in line (Handbrake, Clutch)
  • Use all possible track (Kurb to kurb)
  • Decrease front tire pressure
Try all those, Also note that proper camber will help you out too, You will have to test this out.. Or I will give you my set that I used.

Also, R3's are to much for blackwood unless the only options are R2 R3 R4, If in that case, For five laps, Use R1 with a soft suspension and a little more air pressure to fight the graining and you should be setting some fast ass laps.
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