Quote from BlueFlame :

It's not sick, animals eat animals all the time, .

People get run over by cars all the time, but it would be right for me to push someone infront of a car?

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Waow, some people really are that sick...

Quote from G!NhO :

Lady GaGa & Beyonce - Telephone parody

Hmm, not the best picture to compare, but if you check the video from 0:16 onwards, is it just me or is this the same person?

Quote from garph :

try something in the middle of a van and an S13.

A bus.

Beam me up Scotty!

Quote from Jakg :

Oddly enough I can get insured on an S13 at £2k at 18 with 1 years NCB / Pass Plus.

The quotes I got were upword is £1700 with 2 years NCB, but even at that, NCB doesn't really take much off it, I noticed a change in £30 when I got my first NCB, age though, that dropped it quite a bit for me.

Anyway, he will have an S13 in four years so why don't we just leave him alone, he clearly has taste.

Quote from sam93 :

Seeing as at 20 I can get insured on a S13 for £1000 a yr FC, I'll probably have one of those and van gets taken off the road and put in a garage, finished and sold.

Lmao, honestly, who gives you these figures?

Either that or you meant you'll be able to get insured at 40 at that price, or at that age you can get insured for £2000.....

There is no doubt in my mind that the van he posted will never look like what he posted, but it's just the fact that someone could be soooooooo daft to actually want to do that to a van, let alone spend the time photoshopping it!

Quote from sam93 :

Heres my 'car'. Lol.
Currently looks like this:


But when I get a bag of sand together will look like this. Minus the wheels though as I wont have the money for them straight off as £1000 wheels lol.


Lenzo BSX wheels
Smoothed over rear bumper and smoothed GSI front bumper
Smoothed Sides
Smoothed Boot
GSI bonnet
Standard grill with slates cut out
Slates cut out on GSI bumper
Lowered 40mm

And once thats finished time for a new engine either C20XE or C20LET

Suddenly I feel so happy that I own a corsa.

Quote from Jakg :

Erm... it's not a V6

It's the 135 BHP CDTI version with a detuned BMW M47 320d engine - but still very very quick and will do 50 MPG (when I get the thermostat fixed - atm getting 44 - 45)

Insurance is barely anymore than the Wira (£1152pa -> £12xxpa)

And I dont care if its seen as an old mans car - I have all the luxuries I could ever want, loads of torque, amazing looks - all for barely any more than a crappy Focus!

Ah sorry I thought you said it was a V6 when you posted your pictures, my bad.

I thought CDTI was the vauxhall engines? I got a CDTI, frickin thing is only 1248cc right enough

I suppose if you see that as cheap for the insurance it's fine, bit of a strange choice for a crazed lunatic like yourself, trying to run head on into post vans etc, but lets hope this one holds the road a bit better.

I honestly don't see how you can go from that car you had to a V6 MG, it's such an old mans car...

What did the insureance say about that? I can't imagine the stupid quotes they'd give me for a 2.5 V6 anything, never mind an MG.

Is it the 160 or 190bhp version btw? Thirsty regardless :P

It's to do with their engines revving to hell and back without blowng up.

Quote from Migz :

Yes, vtec is just honda's version of a turbo

(iirc)

???? It's more like a motorbike engine if anything....

Omg, that piano guy, what a legend!

Quote from Mango Juice :

A good April Fools joke for LFS this year would be the release of Scirocco and Rockingham, with the new physics. That would be really funny.

Sure, would be hularious, though the chances of that happening are rather slim...unless you mean 2011.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Yeah there were two main problems that I ran into:

1) Starting a thread about it caused lots of other bastards to go and drive the lap faster than me.

2) I am shit.

It did however help a lot of people when Biggie came on with a very detailed explanation as to where you were losing time.

Although, it does make people wanna come along and beat you, I remember someone posted a thread about having a great world record, which made me go and hotlap the combo, can't remember who it was in the list but I felt bad after doing it, but that's where gloating gets you.

As Gt rev F08, doh.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5139/fitb.jpg

This was totally me earlier, god damn, losing £20 at the poker then coming home to find out ONE team (Denmark) had to go and lose so my £2 string bet on 7 games of football tonight was USELESS.

One of those days...

Quote from Tomba(FIN) :

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

That's ****in sick, i'd love to kick that crack head into the wall, ****ers.

These updates are gunna have to be mighty good, after all the anticipation and the numerous amounts of people who have just given up and went to other games, something big is needed to bring them back.

I heard the update was so big and ferocious that the current servers would simply not be good enough.

NOT!

Waaaaow, excellent stuff, well done!!!

Took like 2 days or something for me and they apologised for the wait.

It's well worth it though, saves you buying the radical later on which is an awesome car to drive, I drove it a little bit last week at Silverstone, so much fun, 4th gear drifts in T1....... <cream>

Big turnout for the GT1! Maybe the lowest amount of participants in a MoE session to date? OUCH.

I saw one going for £92 which wasn't even the bundle, but TBH i'm happy with whatever I get, the only thing I don't want is no one finding it because there's none on ebay, or just 1 person getting lucky, hence this thread.

Edit : How did you win something, was it bingo? :P