It's gotta be posted, probarly NSFW and kids with no hairs on their balls shouldn't click it either, just incase they are offended.

http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/02/ryan02.jpg

Quote from Bose321 :

Where are the "i'd tap that" reactions?

They're gone since everybody has allready tapped that.

I think Button will be the class of the field, he is such a great driver, like he said on top gear, he on purposely made his car slide exiting T1 at the Brazilian GP to "put Buemii off" while being inches from his car, whadda guy.

Not, wanker.

You are W.T christ the legendary christian destined to wrestle with 4chan.

Then I got this....

Quote from BlueFlame :

My grandmother used vaseline on her tight bolt locks on her garden gate, it's been on there for like 2 years now and the vaseline still continues to do its job, vaseline really does work!

Holy sweet jesus, I started reading this, then had to start reading it again because I thought it said something differnt, but it didn't and I kept on reading, but it was about her garden gate.

Good god man, don't scare us like that!

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Sorry, I meant a single lane each way, there was room to overtake. I tried slowing down expecting them to pass but they just slowed down with me. They weren't flashing their lights, they just left them on full the whole time. I thought about retaliating with fog lights but I just wanted to get home, not get into a willy-waving contest with some cretins.

Ah I see, wonkers then, especially in such a car where overtaking is piece of pewp!

Quote from Becky Rose :

You can be a bit of a dick sometimes Bawbag, so how about instead of citing argument between us - we've each now said something (though I had to edit mine in because I have no desire to attack anyone on a forum) to the other. Let's shaddup, ok?

I really wish you hadn't of editted your post because it is a public forum and everyone is entitled to share their views, good or bad they should be able to openly speak.

Anyway, if you can find me someone in the world who is a perfect gentleman all day everyday and never upsets anyone (A bit like your almighty self) then I might try and be less of a dick, but until then i'll continue to express my opinions like every other person on this forum.

Kev, I think they would of been flashing their lights at you so you would pull over and let them by? On all single track roads other people will know them and if your driving down it for the first time then you will be going a lot slower than the person with knowledge so it's just courtesy to let them by. I hate it when I drive on Mull (mostly single track) and tourists plod around at 20mph.

Quote from Becky Rose :

lolz @ Neilster & Bawbag


I endeavour to be first to hit when the need arises because usually this will go a long way towards things not getting very out of hand. It's all about control, and when an opponent is intent on hitting the only way to gain control is to be sure you're the one doing the hitting.

Out of choice I run.

Lolz at you and yet again one of your BS theory's, maybe you've got lots of experience with people wanting to fight you because they too are also sick of the things you come out with. Its a mega "lolz" when the OP talks about his experience with a police officer tail gating him and you say that you would bash them off the road or zoom off into the night, potentially killing someone. (I haven't re read what you said again but I think I remember you saying this would also be your intent, to cause as much harm as possible to this tail gating person)

Oh the joys when your little rush of blood to the head leads to an innocent person being killed, GG. Though I'm sure it done wonders for your E-penis posting this crap on a forum, it really does make you out to be the alpha male that's for sure. :bowdown:

http://cinematropolis.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rambo.jpg

The image I get when reading Beckys stories, I can't say i'm convinced that the whole "go on the offence thing" will save you from getting hurt, because 9 times outta 10 you'll start a fight where there doesn't need to be one. Also will land you in jail....

Quote from BlueFlame :

To embarrass HIMSELF? Doesn't sound logical to me.

Ok so after he gets recorded signing his mates say "Put it on the internet"

To which he replies "ok I will, fck you guys im hard"

"Lies, you'll wake up in the morning and delete it all, from the camera and your memory"

"Ok if I don't do it i'll give you a tenner."

There are kind of "bets" where 1 person can make £10 and lose nothing, certain circumstances bring out these kind of bets you know.

My GF studies law and is in her first year, apparently in the UK a new law has just been passed (Which means it will take about 6 months to take effect) that doesn't say it as such, but it's reducing the law on under 16 year olds having sex.

Basicly it's reducing the age of concent to 13 without actually doing it so bluntly, quite rediculous though it wont change anything.

I'm trying to find something to back it up on google but i'm not sure where to look, i'll get her to get me a link tommorow, lets hope she got her info right, otherwise ama be getting put up on a stick for spreading lies on the LFS forum, home of nothing but truth and prosper.

Quote from Biohazard :

where the hell is my wheel?!

and by the way - any former mercury legends remember our collective beating of poor blackman?

"FU V's!"

His reg plater afterwords, though need I remember he drove for us about a year later in the 24 hour MoE event, good sport.

Quote from Töki (HUN) :

I actually lol'd.

Misread it, I thought it was one of those "if I don't do it i'll give you a tenner!"

Sorry your highness.

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Its official, ken now has 100 WR's

MINT KEN!!!

LFS FWEND
he asked me to make this thread the gronk, how sad is that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLNrLI3OBwg

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Yeah, these imaginary ones just aint cuttin it with bredz hmhm

Quote from [DUcK] :

yoright

Quote from TexasLTU :

hmhmhmhmhm

Quote from Tukko :

Mmmmiiiint azzak4 ya woeful sped luvya hm hm hm hm hm

Quote from hansonator69 :

goooooooooooooood azzamat

Frickin retarded language.

I managed 10 seconds, quite ear bleedingly good.

Kudos for keeping your tenner though.

You beat me to it Matrixi, but yea.... nice JAAAAAAAAG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE

Quote from traxxion :

Well.. have you ever heard a sober Finn speak?
Petri!

Thanks everyone!

He actually sang a Beyonce song to me too and i'm honestly not joking.

Petri has a good peronality? I only ever heard him speak when he's drunk and I think that was during an MoE race....

Nice write up.

Quote from zeugnimod :

No idea but it would be nice if you bothered to post your sets for your teammates. :/

We have the same problem!

I like this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... dcvXU&feature=related

Edit : Here's the one that wins the round, quite cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... m3jeU&feature=related

Last edited by Bawbag, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:39.

Quote from BlueFlame :

Must be rare then, I've never seen one

There's actually quite a lot of them around, I actually don't even know why the GTi was ever given the 2.0 8v lump, even the 1.8 non turbo is faster (20v kicks it's asssss) But yea, nowadays since they are quite cheap to buy there are pleanty of 1.8turbos kicking around, same engine as in the audis too.

I think I read from someone that the turbo GTi's have 180bhp, not all of them do, even some GTis only have the 150bhp engine, though the 25th anniversary version obviously has the 180bhp one, <droooool>

Quote from BastianB :

A



The actual Polo GTi has a 1.8l 150 HP Turbo Engine.

That defenetly sounds fun and i have to say that i really like the design of the Polo.

Was looking for the new Opel (Vauxhall) Corsa OPC. This thing is a beast with its 190 HP but i don´t like how it looks from the Outside / Inside

The polo GTi is 1.8turbo??!?!?!!? Ah, I just done some research and found that's the 06-09 model, I don't think he was meaning the newest one, I got the impression he was on about the 2000-2002 model which has a 1.6 125bhp engine.

Quote from BastianB :

^lol

I was thinking about buying me an VW Polo GTi the last few days. Already found some good offers.

So did anyone of you Guys drive one, or actually own a Polo GTi?

Searching for a small but sportive car, that shouldn´t be too expensive

I used to know a guy with one, he loved it but I think he got kinda bored after a while and the space isn't very good, though you will be surprised at just how much you can fit in a Polo. I'd love to have one, I think it's 120bhp form the 1.6 which in such a small car would for sure be pleanty of fun. Though the guy I knew sold it and got a Leon Cupra, Good swap imo, maybe you should look into the 1.8 turbo Golfs or Audi A3's? I think the prices may be around the same or less depending how many miles at has etc.

I found a great new way to get mega kills, marathon, lightweight, take the MP5K and a pistol, just run for your life and stab everyone and anyone.

Generally in the maps you can run around the back of where the players mainly spawn, so you can get quite a few of them camping around in obvoious places waiting for plaers coming from the front, lolz!

Then when you kill some with the MP5K you get akimbo and that is just great fun!

Last edited by Bawbag, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26. Reason : Epic Spelling error

The majority of them are dirty bastards, I used to own a silver golf mk4, GTi alloys and rear lights, full silver, very clean looking car. It was an R reg, the very first of the mk4's to come out. In Cumbernauld there was masses of police cars and bikes going around from Thursday to Monday, I have no idea why but i heard it was some sort of training thing.

Anyway, was heading up to my friends house, Friday night, drive by a BMW speed cop about 100m from the slipway to the motorway, they just look at me, didn't follow me etc. So I get on the motorway just cruising up the road, I know there are more police around so i take it easy when I see flashing lights and a police car flying up behind me, after blinding the **** outta me I pulled over and they searched the car, checked the tyres, my licence, all the usual shit.

Then they ask me into the back of the car, I ask them why I was pulled over and they claim it was because my car was "pre registered" because they didn't make the Mk4 golf in an R reg. (R is late 1997-March 1998 iirc) Eventually, after all the crap questions about who owns the car and what not, I was allowed to go, somewhat annoyed at the way they handled things but meh, atleast I didn't have a bald tyre or anything.

Then I drove through about 40 feet on bus lane coming up to a set of traffic lights because I was turning left and all the cars ahead were turning right, where I stopped at the lights was about 100feet from where the buslane ended. Though the police who saw me do it still decided to stop me and give me a £30 fine for it. Because I really can't be arsed with any trouble I just paid it.

THIRD story (:razz a friend of mine (well a guy I play in a pool team with) has a BMW X5 and the police pulled him over for "driving over a mini roundabout" even though he only just touched it with his wheels (Some are very tight and near impossible to stay off of) the police wrote on his ticket that he "disrespected the highway code" or some bullshit, so he didn't take the fine and is taking them to court, hes lucky enough to have enough money to hire one of the best lawyers around. Not so much to evade the £30 fine but now thet he didn't pay the fine he could actually get points on his licence if it doesn't go his way, which for someone with 9 points isn't very good.

Anyway, i've had my speel, Kev and Beck can go back to arguing now, HF.