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Bawbag
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Quote from brandons48 :Oh, that's sorta changed my opinion on this.

To be honest, you're a bit of a wanker for cheating.

But if you're alright living with the guilt etc. Fine by me.

He's not guilty though, that's the point, each to their own, life is unfair and what goes around comes around.

In no way does this mean i'm in the same boat, after 16 months i've not cheated on my GF once and never intend on doing so, that's just how I roll dawg.

Bawbag
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I didn't think it was anywhere near as good as iRobot, was worth the watch at most but I feel I should get a hold of iRobot again, good to watch films a couple of years later..
Bawbag
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I only use the ACR because it was my latest unlock, just wanting points from unlocking things and getting x amount of head shots etc from different guns.

I went back to the old commando, lightweight and the sprinting perk with my dual MP5s, then running around with the care package (It's amazing how much faster you can run with it) and stabbing everyone.

I can usually get about 30-10 K/D ratio on most maps (Except the snow one) just by being a menace with a knife. I had to go back to normal team deathmatch to do it though, simply because most people will hit you a few times as you run towards them which is enough to kill you in hardcore.
Bawbag
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For £40 you'd be lucky to get 4 part worn tires never mind alloys as well, regardless of the state they are in.

Good find!
Bawbag
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Does everyone play Hardcore team deathmatch?

I tried it a few times and just find it's much more fun than having to put a full clip into someone before they die.

I still get more kills on the normal mode but I only play it for the fun.

I was quite awful at the game to begin with, my first CoD online, only just recently got more kills than deaths....had a lot of bad rounds as a newb...

I'd probarly be happy starting all my stats again, also cbf waiting so long to get new ranks now im level 54 or something.
Bawbag
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HAHAHAHAH, i thought it was a story about a guy pretending to be a woman, if I were to publicly say that, my thread title would be something like the above.
Bawbag
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It's gotta be posted, probarly NSFW and kids with no hairs on their balls shouldn't click it either, just incase they are offended.

http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/02/ryan02.jpg
Bawbag
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Quote from Bose321 :Where are the "i'd tap that" reactions?

They're gone since everybody has allready tapped that.
Bawbag
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I think Button will be the class of the field, he is such a great driver, like he said on top gear, he on purposely made his car slide exiting T1 at the Brazilian GP to "put Buemii off" while being inches from his car, whadda guy.

Not, wanker.
Bawbag
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You are W.T christ the legendary christian destined to wrestle with 4chan.

Then I got this....
Bawbag
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Quote from BlueFlame :My grandmother used vaseline on her tight bolt locks on her garden gate, it's been on there for like 2 years now and the vaseline still continues to do its job, vaseline really does work!

Holy sweet jesus, I started reading this, then had to start reading it again because I thought it said something differnt, but it didn't and I kept on reading, but it was about her garden gate.

Good god man, don't scare us like that!
Bawbag
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Quote from thisnameistaken :Sorry, I meant a single lane each way, there was room to overtake. I tried slowing down expecting them to pass but they just slowed down with me. They weren't flashing their lights, they just left them on full the whole time. I thought about retaliating with fog lights but I just wanted to get home, not get into a willy-waving contest with some cretins.

Ah I see, wonkers then, especially in such a car where overtaking is piece of pewp!
Bawbag
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Quote from Becky Rose :
You can be a bit of a dick sometimes Bawbag, so how about instead of citing argument between us - we've each now said something (though I had to edit mine in because I have no desire to attack anyone on a forum) to the other. Let's shaddup, ok?

I really wish you hadn't of editted your post because it is a public forum and everyone is entitled to share their views, good or bad they should be able to openly speak.

Anyway, if you can find me someone in the world who is a perfect gentleman all day everyday and never upsets anyone (A bit like your almighty self) then I might try and be less of a dick, but until then i'll continue to express my opinions like every other person on this forum.

Kev, I think they would of been flashing their lights at you so you would pull over and let them by? On all single track roads other people will know them and if your driving down it for the first time then you will be going a lot slower than the person with knowledge so it's just courtesy to let them by. I hate it when I drive on Mull (mostly single track) and tourists plod around at 20mph.
Bawbag
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Quote from Becky Rose :lolz @ Neilster & Bawbag


I endeavour to be first to hit when the need arises because usually this will go a long way towards things not getting very out of hand. It's all about control, and when an opponent is intent on hitting the only way to gain control is to be sure you're the one doing the hitting.

Out of choice I run.

Lolz at you and yet again one of your BS theory's, maybe you've got lots of experience with people wanting to fight you because they too are also sick of the things you come out with. Its a mega "lolz" when the OP talks about his experience with a police officer tail gating him and you say that you would bash them off the road or zoom off into the night, potentially killing someone. (I haven't re read what you said again but I think I remember you saying this would also be your intent, to cause as much harm as possible to this tail gating person)

Oh the joys when your little rush of blood to the head leads to an innocent person being killed, GG. Though I'm sure it done wonders for your E-penis posting this crap on a forum, it really does make you out to be the alpha male that's for sure. :bowdown:
Bawbag
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http://cinematropolis.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rambo.jpg

The image I get when reading Beckys stories, I can't say i'm convinced that the whole "go on the offence thing" will save you from getting hurt, because 9 times outta 10 you'll start a fight where there doesn't need to be one. Also will land you in jail....
Bawbag
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Quote from BlueFlame :To embarrass HIMSELF? Doesn't sound logical to me.

Ok so after he gets recorded signing his mates say "Put it on the internet"

To which he replies "ok I will, fck you guys im hard"

"Lies, you'll wake up in the morning and delete it all, from the camera and your memory"

"Ok if I don't do it i'll give you a tenner."

There are kind of "bets" where 1 person can make £10 and lose nothing, certain circumstances bring out these kind of bets you know.
Bawbag
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My GF studies law and is in her first year, apparently in the UK a new law has just been passed (Which means it will take about 6 months to take effect) that doesn't say it as such, but it's reducing the law on under 16 year olds having sex.

Basicly it's reducing the age of concent to 13 without actually doing it so bluntly, quite rediculous though it wont change anything.

I'm trying to find something to back it up on google but i'm not sure where to look, i'll get her to get me a link tommorow, lets hope she got her info right, otherwise ama be getting put up on a stick for spreading lies on the LFS forum, home of nothing but truth and prosper.
Bawbag
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Quote from Biohazard :where the hell is my wheel?!

and by the way - any former mercury legends remember our collective beating of poor blackman?

"FU V's!"

His reg plater afterwords, though need I remember he drove for us about a year later in the 24 hour MoE event, good sport.
Bawbag
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Misread it, I thought it was one of those "if I don't do it i'll give you a tenner!"

Sorry your highness.
Bawbag
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :Its official, ken now has 100 WR's

MINT KEN!!!

LFS FWEND
he asked me to make this thread the gronk, how sad is that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLNrLI3OBwg

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :Yeah, these imaginary ones just aint cuttin it with bredz hmhm

Quote from [DUcK] :yoright

Quote from TexasLTU :hmhmhmhmhm

Quote from Tukko :Mmmmiiiint azzak4 ya woeful sped luvya hm hm hm hm hm

Quote from hansonator69 :goooooooooooooood azzamat

Frickin retarded language.
Bawbag
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I managed 10 seconds, quite ear bleedingly good.

Kudos for keeping your tenner though.
Bawbag
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You beat me to it Matrixi, but yea.... nice JAAAAAAAAG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE
Bawbag
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Quote from traxxion :

Well.. have you ever heard a sober Finn speak?
Petri!

Thanks everyone!

He actually sang a Beyonce song to me too and i'm honestly not joking.
Bawbag
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Petri has a good peronality? I only ever heard him speak when he's drunk and I think that was during an MoE race....

Nice write up.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG