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jayhawk
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Now its looking more like Minnesota!

JTbo - In alot of the Midwest, we get heavy snowstorms from when the jetstream dips and bring cold air from Canada, then combined with warm, moist air from the Gulf Coast.
jayhawk
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Quote from tristancliffe :Ok

Tristan: The chicken didn't move realistically due to canned effects
AtomAnt: Hey chicky chicky chicky, why are missiles green?
Jakg: Woot, I'm older than the chicken
Phlos: I haxxored the chicken to make it quicker
Scawen: The chicken is delayed because of babies and kitchens
Al Heeley: The chicken is, in fact, a pie!
Axus: Todd's chicken is way better than any other chicken
Demo Racers: Teh chickenz need teh NOS, teh bodykits and more cars

Any more?

felplacerad: The chicken went to get pie. Sweet, sweet pie.
IanH: I dont get chickens; ducks are much better.
Danowat: Squirrel, fishcake, lemon, starfish on the pier.
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jayhawk
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Oops, forgot to post the speed test result:

Quote from speed reading test :Your read 144 words in 0.25 minutes. Your reading speed is 576 words per minute!

jayhawk
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I read alot. I could go so far as to say I consume books. Right now I am reading from this series. I strongly recommend theses books if you're a petrol head and like reading.
jayhawk
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I run The LFS LeMans League, and like LOTA, it was not an easy time for the first few weeks, getting rules and whatnot down. The next season I have, which will begin in July, I am going to recruit 2-3 people as sub admins. My advice is to write down, either on paper or in MS Word or Notepad, what you want to do, where you want it to go, the rules of the league, qualifications, etc. and THEN unleash your idea to the LFS public.

Thankfully, my core of racers are wonderfully patient and loyal with few kinks I have had, and will or have hopefully spread the word!
jayhawk
S2 licensed
Quote from Shotglass :are you aware that lfs does have a singleplayer mode ?


Yes, but if you go online LFSW will log your times so you can see your progress.
jayhawk
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Quote from Ian.H :
Am I also to assume that 80% of US people are murderers because they're allowed to have guns?

It isnt an assumption, its the truth. We American men enter manhood by murdering. It is a time honored tradition. Myself, I have seven kills before age 14. Sometimes we have a specific way of murdering others. In Illinois for example, after you murder someone, you point your gun up in the air and scream "flatlanders!!" Then some crazy lightning bolt stuff goes on.
A Live For Speed challenge for everyone.
jayhawk
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We all have our favorite track and car combo. For me its either the FZR at AS NAT, UF1 at FB1 and FOX at SO1. So here is a challenge: Fire up LFS, start a new online game, make it private, start at Blackwood and pick the one car or cars you would NEVER drive there. Race 5 laps, see how you like it. Then do reversed, rallycross and rallycross reversed, then move on to another track.

We all like to get in the groove of familiarity, and I think that just doing this will really open your eyes to how expansive LFS is.
For example, I took the XRT out on Blackwood tonight. Until that time, I had never done one lap with it. It was a blast! I never knew how fun the XRT really is.
jayhawk
S2 licensed
How about using Kyoto National as a base? Half the track is the ring.
jayhawk
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Quote from Gentlefoot :I'm sure you'll have full support from the Dutch community.

May I ask the meaning of orange flags in Holland? Is it like a celebratory color?
jayhawk
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Quote from duke_toaster :

Yet more bad music by a bunch of German emo nancy boys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbQAqMQFC0

Oh, that is most pansiest pansy poofter music I have heard. Sprout some sack, you pseudo girls!

Notice the drummer is about the most normal...he will be gone soon, to be replaced by...I dunno, Azrael the mopey.
jayhawk
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Quote from Sketchyrollin564 :The Gimp.


Aside from that, heres my most recent edits:

Enjoy?

You are getting better! I like the last one; looks like it was "shot" with a Kodak Brownie camera.
jayhawk
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Quote from Gabkicks :

we have TONS of deer here... i have seen some gruesome stuff lol.

the pensylvania/nj area has tons of deer.

Same where I used to live, in Wisconsin. It is so bad during the rut, that I knew of a few people who would carry .22 rifles on them, in case they encountered a dying deer so it could be put out of its misery. Ive done it before too; the deer panic and run as fast as they can even with broken limbs, until they fall or get exhausted. One .22 bullet through the eye means a peaceful death. In my opinion of course.
jayhawk
S2 licensed
I like how the FXR looks, maybe make the dirt near the wheels a bit more gray and about 80% opaque.

Very cool.
jayhawk
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Quote from BlackSheep720 :So it'll automatically make that PB announcement in the chat?

Yes.
jayhawk
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BTW, how is your ear?
jayhawk
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I would put in more miles at different tracks with different cars...in other words, dive into the unfamiliar.
jayhawk
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Quote from Captain Slow :hi, i have a problem, i lowered the strings closer to the fretboard on my guitar because before they wer really high and annoying to play, but the thing is as soon as the middle two strings (D&G) were lowered, if i play the 11th fret, they rattle of the 12th. now i thought about filling down the 12th fret very very slightly to get rid of the problem, but that might just cause the same problem when play the 12th fret, and i cant afford a new guitar. any ideas. i think the neck might b bent slightly because the guitar is about 11 years old.


sounds like you need truss rod adjustment. What kind of guitar?
jayhawk
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Cautious and not aggressive. I like to brake early and my cornering lines are very technical, by the book like in real life; brake, turn in, at the apex initiate throttle. A specialty of mine is to get behind a driver and put pressure on them until they are so engrossed in looking at their rear mirrors they brake late, go wide, and I pass. It is very easy to pick out the ones who cannot handle pressure, you see it in their reactions.
jayhawk
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I guess I will be serious...

36 - do something so grand youre nominated for the Nobel© Prize.
jayhawk
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not bad. Yes, not bad. Good use of static camera angles. Made it seem more real that way.
jayhawk
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Boy, these broadcast just get better and better...my wife also watched the action! She really liked to hear and see a woman involved in, and I quote her, "such a boys game."

Becky, with your recording gear, are you able to fiddle with compression? Radio uses alot of compression to really make a persons voice stand out, to sound stentorian, so to say.
jayhawk
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Quote from SamH :@ Bawbag, I agree.. I've banned arno for life from the UKCT servers

I also banned him for 999 days. In fact, if anyone has a server, whether it is popular or not, just ban him. Lets get the point across, because frankly, I think we should be INtolerant and discriminate for this cheating.

Make sure also, people who run servers, that you are signed up with internet barricade through UKCT. It is very effective.
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