Did anyone hear about the magic tractor?

It was driving down a country lane and then it turned into a field.

Sounds to me like a deviated septum.

I've got one myself. My septum goes to my right, but I too can feel it shift about inside my sinus.

Either you've been smacked in the hooter hard, got a wonky head or have consumed too much nose candy.

Visit to the doctor will sort you out

Paddy and Terry are walking home from the pub.

Paddy suddenly falls into a hole left by roadworkers and breaks his leg.

In agony, Paddy shouts up to Terry, "Terry! Terry! I've broken me bloody leg! Call me an ambulance!"

Terry, with no sign of concern on his face, leans over the edge, spots Paddy's broken leg and mumbles "Paddy, you're an ambulance".

Likes:
Mutekki Media Vengeance Essential Clubsounds 3.

Dislikes:
Not having enough HDD space to install the bloody thing.

Quote from D.Zanetti :

These were the days...

Nightcrawlers - Push the feeling on

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=rSzpOUwiLkc&fmt=18

I was playing that the other day when I had a mix Proper club classic!

"Xstasia - Sweetness (Michael Woods Remix)" (Terrible opening few seconds on that, I do apologise, out of my control)

Gotta love the early days of proper trance \o/

Quote from wien :

Personally I find the pre-emptive "Apple fanbois buy anything shiny" whines at least 134% more annoying. You bloody lot are everywhere.

Depends where you go.

Honestly, I posted a thread about Firefox breaking and I got "Buy a Mac" from 3 different people.

Poor lonely chap.

Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :

and, what if it was their spouse? or a best friend? or thier boss?

So what?

Just because it's some geezers wife at the end of his phone, it doesn't give him the right to potentially endanger someone.

Not even with a hands-free kit.

I'm not saying don't use one, but having a full blown conversation on the blower while you're driving... bad.

Drivers really need to get into the habit of just saying "I'm driving, sod off" and hanging up. I never let anyone who's driving me talk on the phone, I'll take it off of them if needbe.

If you get caught, you deserve the points and fine IMO.

"I'll buy anything that's shiny with an Apple logo on it"

So true. It's a constant battle against the mad fanatic Apple fanbois on my usual forum, forever spamming threads with "Buy a Mac".

****s.

Smart E's - Sesame's Treet

> *

Quote from th84 :

'72 Ford Pinto.

They'd have to code in fuel tank explosions too.

Best bet really is geezer on the market.

He'll have a Griffin box and a piece of software to do it. Throw him a tenner and the phone, go have a pint and bosh, unlocked phone.

Ford Transit.

12 seater and high-top, y'know, for variety.

Quote from 5haz :

although if you listen to certain people they will throw their arms about in fury about how we are single handedly causing it all, but i'm sure there are other causes too.

Cows.

They're out to kill us with their environment unfriendly bumgas.

GTA4, FIFA09.

Can't beat a bit of SingStar (SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!) too. Especially when beer'd.

LittleBigPlanet is interesting. The making-stuff-level-designer dooberry is cracking fun.

GT5p let me down a bit. Looked lovely, but didn't feel that nice on my G25.

Quote from 5haz :

Can I ask you to please never use the term 'indie' ever again, it is a method of prduction/promotion that has been incorectly used as a label for a genre of music which should be known as 'post-punk revival'.

"Techno" is also an incorrect term.

Techno is subgenre of electronica/dance music, not a general term for anything that goes doosh doosh doosh

It's underneath the tail unit. Look and you shall find.

If in doubt, just yank the seat off

Quote from Syfoon :

Socks.

Sister and brother-in-law bought me round a McLaren t-shirt. Superb!

Socks.

Found a nice bunch of chaps to race with

Last edited by Syfoon, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:08.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Realtek HD Audio chip, Seinheiser HD570's.

Pay close attention to either end of the sound spectrum, you'll hear artefacts in the compression in the low and high end of a 128kb file, less so in higher bitrates.

You won't hear it on speakers unless you have a half decent set.

I don't really see the point in "HD" soundcards. It's not like installing one enables you to hear at 20,000hz

Quote from duke_toaster :

I can hear a difference between 128 and 320/variable higher than 128 on my cheap and nasty MP3 player which I bought because I had an iPoo that broke rather quickly and wanted something cheap lest it brakes, but I find 128 acceptable and I normally use 160 (I think). All of this MP3, of course.

As can I, but I've learnt to hear the difference between 256 and 320kb CBR mp3s over the years, although when it comes to encoding, I use 192kb CBR.

Cool stuff

Although I'd much prefer the MIDI data for that entry.ogg track so I could give it a big meaty makeover

*downloads all the zips*

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Quote from Shotglass :

so? the verdict was no constructors points + a 100mil fine (which means they got off very lightly anyway) and they never paid the fine... if that isnt supporting mclaren i dont know what is

OK, yeah. Fair enough.

But again, we go back to Renault. They did exactly the same thing as McLaren, were found guilty but let off with it.

Why were Renault let off without even a slap on the wrists for stealing McLaren data, and McLaren get lamped with a huge fine (a fine is still a fine, even if they didn't pay it) and no constructors points (= no monies from FIA) for a season?

Where's the justice in that?

Welcome to LFS!

I can't comment on your BL time, as I'm not a fan of Blackwood, so I don't pay attention to times

In the garage screen, see that bar on the right? Look at the bottom, "New Setup" is there