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Timdpr
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Who is arguing? We're just winding him up so he will provide us with humourous reading material and sigquotes! (Or at least I am anyway :razz
Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon :shut up devil dare im gonna ****ing rape u. im not a gangsta and im not pretendind to be. ur just a gay poomplex. also takumi, dont talk about my mums vag cos u r blatantly gay and sucj ur dad's dick.


You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.

Okay okay I just want a good quote :P
Timdpr
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PM me if you want the full-size Rick Astley 007 wallpaper
Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon :every single on of you is boring and really not funny. ur a book crew. u blatantly meet up on saturdays and discuss stupid old books. u r all neeks and u bumlick each other so rawly its not even funny.
STUPID AND INCOMPETENT NERRRRRRRRDS TRYNA BE CLEVER BUT MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELVES

Excellent deduction there, Fagatha Christie!
Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon :HAHA Timdpr ur funny. unlike those other pubic warts on this forum.

I'm kind of dissappointed. It's actually an insult tbh.

The most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth would be a skanky drag queen's semen, but only if they lowered their standards to a level of desperation like, "I need to **** something, anything." You must suffer from Cranial Rectal Syndrome, known in layman's terms as "Head Up Your Ass Disease".
Timdpr
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earmelon, I'm going to take your dog for a walk really early in the morning, so when you get up and try and take him for a walk, he doesn't want to go, and you're flummoxed!

Then I'll get a lawnmower and mow half your lawn, so you have to mow the other half, lest your garden look askew!

Then I'll water your lawn and hide your shoes at the other end, so when you have to go and get your shoes, you'll get your socks wet, and for a few minutes you'll be slightly uncomfortable!
Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon :takumi u truely are stupid. chatting about spelling. ur a ****ing joke that is hideous and attempts to hide this by putting a pic of a girl up instead of yourself. go die in a hole. or go to school or something. no one likes ur stupid irrelevant comments.
u r actually the most boring person in the world as u keep chatting about dictionaries thinking u r cool and stuff. ur a neek, always will be, and will die lonely. i will set fire to ur genitals

Timdpr
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Keep up, earmelon! You're replying to posts on the previous page!
Timdpr
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Quote from Gills4life :Is earmelon still here? I am so sorry for being late. I want him to call me a gormless little shit aswell so I can be involved! Girthless man whores all round! Tally-ho!

I love you Gills! *Wipes tear from eye*

To earmelon, I've always wanted to use this:

Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon :You make me laugh, Takumi. I have my own computer you ignorant little child. Do you still suck on your mum's tits?
You clearly do.

I have fixed your disgustingly grammatically incorrect post for you, good sir.
Timdpr
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Timdpr
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Quote from earmelon's profile : Last Activity: Today 17:23
Current Activity: Replying to Thread gcse ocr resistant materials

Yay!
Timdpr
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Quote from -NightFly- :running like a clockwork

Indeed!

Yeah, the server's really good. Running KY1/FO8 atm if anyone wants to get some KY500 practice in.

Thank you Dan!
Timdpr
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Crime does pay! Let's see if the IRS nab him...

Will the fence collapse?

Seriously though, well done Helio! I'd have preferred Dan or Dario, but oh well. Not the most exciting race, but it was okay. 2 lucky escapes for Meira!
Timdpr
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Timdpr
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Yeah, the drifting bit wasn't particularly representative of LFS. But a nice report at the end and a good show as usual.
Timdpr
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Quote from nathan246 :i just got that idea last night, why cant we have userbars for GTAL?

Mm, good idea.
Timdpr
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Quote from Jonathan Legard :And the Briton Jensen Button crosses the black and white chequred strip of tarmac called the finishing line at the Monaco Grand Prix which is a car race to WIN! Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Timdpr
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Legard!

Legaaarghd!

Lag Hard!

Shut up!

Timdpr
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Go Button! Do a lap of honour on foot!
Timdpr
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Nak-a-jima.

BUTTON!!

Point for Fisichella! EDIT: I've missed something, seems he hasn't.
Timdpr
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Quote from shim :wonder if Massa will get a 3rd warning for cutting the corner

And a 4th, and a 5th, and a 6th...
Timdpr
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Vettel in the wall.
Timdpr
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Quote from Töki (HUN) :Piquet... at least it was not his fault this time

Probably

He was lucky, there was almost a banger style follow-in there!
Timdpr
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Massa you nub.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG