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Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from thisnameistaken :That's a thread-endingly-good analogy.

I knew I had it in me somewhere!
Rooble
S2 licensed
I agree with Paul.

I don't find it fair that the others were invited and have the opportunity to win great prizes and not have to pay a fee, and we the less fortunate or left to scrap it out after we've handed over £4 or however much it is.

Quote from Vykos69 :We will probably postpone this UK event, as I am a bit disappointed on the reactions. Dunno why people start whining and all about prizes etc. Do you get any prizes in another LFS league? Any real prizes? Like a Wii or a travel or so? Remember, you can qualify through that to fight for those prizes.

I think thats a little offensive Vykos if you consider we are supposed to be your paying customers, as Paul stated there have/are leagues that hand out prizes and do not request an entry fee and they're mostly pretty well organized. Its also all fair and great that you've secured awesome prizes for the invited few, but those prizes are not available for anyone looking to participate in your sub leagues. We have the chance to contend next time round but I'm sure those same prizes will have long gone, don't you?

You were expecting everyone to come running with their wallets flapping to be able to compete in your prestigious league but you completely underestimated everyone here in my opinion, its like a bad circus act were you step up to beat the big boxer guy but basically just pay someone to smack the shit out of you. The reward if you win though (which is highly unlikely cause he's one 'ard nut) is a stuffed teddy bear which sort of smells like piss that's been kicking about forever.

No hard feelings though, Herr Fieß - OK?

Edit : Just reschedule it and get or done properly, its not like a German to rush things and be unorganized - Thats typically something a Brit would do
Rooble
S2 licensed
Put me down as a maybe! Not sure if I'll be sober on that particular day :drink:

(\/) S.Franke, Rooble
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Nakkitartsani :Can you plz send me this hack too so I can go online and pwn few newbs. ok thx!

You are the noob, and everyone already owns FinnishFlashMYWEENER online anyway.

Check out the BrutalFZR down the strip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NyGOoRp9lo
Rooble
S2 licensed
Ok ladies, well I guess from what I've read so far you need

400BHP + 4WD in the XFG

How much weight is it you need?


Check out my BrutalFZR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NyGOoRp9lo
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Simisz :Anyone knows how many mb's dedicated LFS DEMO server uses per month? with max players? and how many cpu and RAM?

Thanks..

CPU/RAM is very small really..

I assume by MB's you mean bandwidth and if so, well eh - id hazard a guess at about 100mb a day at most.
Rooble
S2 licensed
36 year old hippy, mondo respecto!

Happy birfday mate!

Edit: This next can of beer is dedicated to your work on LFS - Just don't expect any of it from me. :P
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Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from harjun :lol, i think you fail to put some stuff together...me

Building great PC + Overclocking it nicely + All alone + First Time + Successfull = Knows quite a bit about PCs...so please, just put your mind to it, and learn some + and =

and forget about me and my laptop overclocking, i know that was all just stupid etc. etc.

Oi! Twat head!

I've been building and over clocking computers long before you were born, but hell that doesn't mean I know 'quite a bit about PCs' truth be told I know very little.

Everyone also knows these days that hardware = nothing - All the money and brains sit in software, but you're too stupid to know that.

But bravo for not actually blowing up a machine that is almost impossible to blow up, given that it probably has more fail safe features then the international space station. You plonker!
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from SamH :PC World Scam! Beware of your Wallet!!!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to you as you are packing your new hardware into the boot of your car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another PC World, Currys, Staples or Dixons store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

Hmm, this posts strike me as complete and utter bullsh!t.









There's no way in hell a man can have so many wallets?
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from rc_king :even though im onli a s1 licence holder can i still enter a leauge/championship

Try and get another 12 quid mate and get S2, its not worth just having S1 these days as theres only like one or two servers that run S1 content.

P.S : You're probably going to hear the above post about a 100 times from now on, so just get over and done with.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Busta :Here is the last evolution. I've changed the rims and the dds tires.
Picture :

http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=androszd0.jpg

Here you go : http://www.mediafire.com/?6t1jx8uytsf

To instal :

Unrar the file .rar in your LFS folder.

In your LFS folder you will find bespoke s2. before joining the server launch it and then clic on File>open and open the andros_final.rim. Then clic on LFS and export to LFS.

Hey if you want I could make you a custom tweak purely for your ice mod stuff, so that you can use the latest patch etc
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from mutt107 :rooble could i get that sound u have for fzr please btw nice vid

Its a standard engine sound, Flat 8 instead of Flat 6.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from BlackEye :Is it just me or do you really control your drift with wheel while your front wheels are airborn?

No, not really. I just move the wheels hoping it does something but I'm not sure if it does. Most of it was controlled with throttle modulation and nothing more, I guess I automatically counter-steer for the sake of it.

It does the same on the drag strip too, Its drunk or something.
Tuned FZR!
Rooble
S2 licensed
Decided to make a short clip showing the FZR doing whatever it is that its doing?

The quality is much better but as per usual YouTube screwed it over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNmdP9HI1Ws

The tweak isn't publicly available yet, cause I'm lazy n stuff.


Check out the BrutalFZR down the strip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NyGOoRp9lo
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Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from danowat :If there isn't a full grid, I won't even bother trying to race, not that I would be overly competitive anyway

If there's only 3 cars on track theres a better chance you can take them all out before the first turn and make it look accidental, that way you're sure to win the first race at least.

Just watch out for sidi - He's known among Mercury to be a dirty so and so - check mirrors and signal.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from danowat :Bump

I know if I race alone I have a good chance of winning, but it won't be very exciting

Don't be daft, you'll be with Josh and Sidi - So you're not all alone

I guess theres a good chance you guys will move up into the big league!

Edit : Sidi how dare you post 5 seconds before me, how very very dare you.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from kurent :
Why the entire EU, why not just Germany, or just your home town, maybe just the street you live on? Get my point?

It was a joke and you need to lighten up. Wreck less driving anywhere except a field or track is stupid, so just chill and reread my initial post.

Quote from squidhead :Rooble - I'll make this short - JUST FK OFF YETI

squidhead: I don't care about you, or drifting, and I don't care if you're gay - thats your preference. Just don't start crying when someone throws back half the shit you post, OK?

P.S : I never made you swear - you're just too thick or careless to word your emo feelings with a little decorum.

Its Chewbacca by the way, or haven't you seen Star Wars?
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from DaveWS :Ok.

The first video (06 taking himself out at start), shows 06, doing just that, taking himself out. Why was he allowed to rejoin in position?

The 2nd video (06 makes dirty pass), shows 06 slipstreaming me, then moving me over to the inside on purpose, when there is plenty of space to his right. I then brake carefully, and he brakes late. Then, knowing full well I'm there, he turns in on me giving me no room again, when there is ~10 m of track to the right of him.

The 3rd video (17 gives zero room taking me out), shows 17 slipstreaming me, and again he knows I'm there but gives no room for me, when again there is ~10 m of track to the right. Surely one should give room for other drivers instead of pretending they don't exist and turning into them?

http://rs254.rapidshare.com/files/71930026/Videos.zip

First video looks ok to me Dave, it was a little risky and it wasn't the cleanest move but it wasn't too bad. The last video was a bit lame though, he could of given you a bit more room - he seemed to have plenty.
Rooble
S2 licensed
I don't see how anyone gives a flying monkies what they do over there, I know I don't. If however they pull this stunt within the EU, well I look down upon it and rate you a first class idiot. :detective


I'd still like to know if the cars over there come with seatbelts as standard, I heard they don't 'cause Allah will choose their time' or something - Can any of you lot confirm this?
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Tweaker :Still, everyone ranting here about real saudi drifting is completely off topic, and totally ruining what is just a simple video post.

And no need to get on the ego bandwagon and start talking about "oh learn to properly drift", or "Oh the video isn't worth watching, because I call myself a pr0 drifter who makes better movies".

Personally, I like watching any video of people driving a sim with their steering wheel. Always a pleasure to watch.

He is pro drift0r. He pwns saudi drift0rz, and makes godlike moofees.

Got b33f? E-mail [email protected]

squidhead: You're at it again, you've also given me and many others solid evidence that drifting sucks.

Quote from squidlid : c) If you consider a video where somebody cant keep a car straight, worth watching

Right on man, right on! I can't control it going straight, so ill create smoke and make it go sideways longer!
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Vykos69 :Maybe you should read the rules http://www.esport-racing.com/i ... action=rules&langid=1

Quote from esport-racing :For the small amount of € 5,95 you are ensuring your personal starting place in the grid.

You neglect to mention the fact that the prizes are for the International competitors, thus begs the question - Where does all the money taken from entry fee's go to? :rolleyes:


I think ill give this one a miss.

Good luck.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from james12s :rooble the only reason you think he was looking cos he wanted to block you is cos that is what you would have done

You [DELETED BY DRU], he just gave me 'iron cast' proof of what he was doing you [DELETED BY DRU]. Furthermore I've raced with him a few other times in this event and I know that usually his block attempts are reasonable and expectable, so just keep it to yourself, OK?
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Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Dru :My Turn


I will disagree.

Notice on the lap before and the straight before i turn my head 4 times to 'see' where you are.... this must be because i am looking to block you at all times because thats what i do

I am constantly looking around to see whats going on, this is the job of a safe driver i think....don't you?

Ok, so the point that you say I'm looking left to block you and then move over............I look left, notice at the point when i look left my steering wheel is completely straight and i'm running towards the next corner, you can view that in the replay with the settings on.

Also notice how when I look left your car is not even in shot of any mirrors and nor is Sokkes only hen i turn I see Sokke - two cast Iron bits of evidence that I am looking to completely block you

I don't understand what you're saying here so I have no real idea what you're getting at, but you've only confirmed the fact you were looking to block me and thus run into the side of me whilst I was out of control which then sends you spinning into the Sokke.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Blackout :At least in my replay, you first hit Sokke, and then hit Dru which then hit Sokke and they both went off.

I'm not pointing fingers at anyone, I'm just saying the above quotes are wrong and perhaps it could have been avoided.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE4ujRP0hPQ

Here's my view on it, feel free to disagree as I'm sure you will.
Rooble
S2 licensed
Quote from Primoz :You mean Aston?

They've secretly change the combo and only a handful of teams are aware of this, Mika just let the cat out of the bag though so our plan has been rumbled
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